Christmas Jingle Balls the whole story By: wallynoballs Post Feedback | Printer Friendly Format [STRAIGHT] [WARNING] [TESTICLES] [Castration Horror Fiction] The village of Ballsoff is just about as remote as you can get, high on the North Yorkshire moors. A few tourists visit in summer but in winter the village looks to its own ancient traditions and the womenfolk mostly farmers wives take matters in hand to keep their men well behaved. Wally and Pat moved there to live a country life and soon f...

Full of Balls (A ditty) By: wallynoballs Post Feedback | Printer Friendly Format [STRAIGHT] [TESTICLES] Wally finds some new balls on the way home Newest Files When I was a youth of twenty and six I caught my balls against some sticks Twas done when falling from a tree My balls were wrecked Oh Woe was me! Then last night I was walking home All by myself and quite alone I saw some balls upon the ground All fresh and pink and smooth and round I picked them up and took them back To see if they woul...