"Cancelled flight, hugh?" the bartender said in one of the airport's many bars.   "Yeah," Bill Meyer replied, "and there won't be another one for six hours.  That's a lot of time to fill."   "You can always spend it here," the barman said.   "That's a bit too much even for me," Bill replied.  "Any suggestions?"   "Well," the bartender replied, you're kind of between a rock and a hard place.  If the cancellation were longer, you could go back into town, but for a delay of si...

   "Anything to do in this town when you've got six hours to kill?" Bill asked the bartender in the airport bar as he sipped on his drink.     "That's how long you're flight's been delayed?" the bartender asked.     "yeah.  So they say.  It usually gets longer"     "It always gets longer."     "So, anything to do besides getting potted here?  No disrespect to the bar, but six hours of soaking up the juice is a long time, even for me."     "Well," the bartender said, "since i...

An E-Mail Exchange By: strassenbahn Post Feedback | Printer Friendly Format | Send Private Message [STRAIGHT] [PENECTOMY] [TESTICLES] College Freshman Jimmy Jenkins sends an e-mail to his mother about his newly-discovered desire to be castrated.  He says he is afraid to approach his father on this subject.  His mother forwards his father's reaction.

Ivy League Penectomy By: strassenbahn Post Feedback | Printer Friendly Format | Send Private Message [PENECTOMY] Entering male Freshmen at Harvard are required to have penectomies carried out in a public ceremony, the female freshmen doing the cutting with meat cleavers.

Presidential Penectomy By: strassenbahn Post Feedback | Printer Friendly Format | Send Private Message [PENECTOMY] [TESTICLES] In the very near future, penectomy and has becoming completely mainstream and increasingly common, men proudly displaying their half-inch cock stubs in public. U.S. President Wilkinson is being urged by his wive to have his penis amputated, but he hesitates until he learns that on an upcoming visit the his Russian counterpart will be displaying a new penectomy.  Risin...

          “So, kid, what’s your problem?”           That was Judy talking to her best friend Annie.  Judy could always tell when Annie wanted to unload her troubles.  It wasn’t for nothing that they had been best friends since third grade. “It’s this obsession of Bill’s,” Annie said, referring to her husband. Judy arched her eyebrows inquisitively in a way that made words unnecessary. “It’s this…this obsession he has had ever since he learned from his best friend P...

   "Hi, Bill."   "Hi, Tom."They were two good friends who enjoyed meeting in a bar outside the office before going home to their wives.  They both loved their wives, but guys also like some time alone.   "So, the big two-zero is coming up," Tom said to Bill, referring to his friend's 20th wedding anniversary.  "Any idea what you're going to get for the little lady?  Women take things like wedding anniversary gifts really seriously."   "Don't I know," Bill said, looking pensively i...

          “Here boy, here!” Peter Murphy called out, and the half-grown spaniel puppy Zigzag came bounding up to him eagerly, its tongue hanging out.  It put its forepaws on Pete’s legs and panted away, its tongue hanging out.             “Ready?” That was Pete’s wife Janet coming down the stairs.             As soon as she appeared Zigzag immediately turned his attention from his master to his mistress.  Bracing his legs on hers, he actually stuck his muzz...