Dim the lights. Light the candles. Turn on the romantic music. Break out the oils... 'cause I'm about to RUB YOU DOWN! Humming softly to the music, I hold a bottle of oil just above the candle to deepen it's warmth. I look deeply into your eyes and return a teasing smile. Letting the oil run into my hands, and rubbing them together, I allow the friction to intensify the warmth of the oil, I lean forward to reach out with my heated touch and place my hands flat across your shoulders. Using only m...

Throwin' You A Party By: buffalo_gal Post Feedback | Printer Friendly Format [GAY] [TESTICLES] [old joke] I modified an old farm joke for the EA.  I hope the open ended humor is acceptable and enjoyable.  Again, this is not to be shared with minors. Newest Files A farmer hires Little Johnny one summer to help around the farm. They bale the hay, culivate the corn and 'nut' the bull calves.At the end of the summer the farmer says, "Little Johnny,since you have done such a fine job here this sum...