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Nobleman's Daughter By: Kortpeel Post Feedback | Printer Friendly Format | Send Private Message [STRAIGHT] Okay. I know that some of you will recognise this as a very old joke. However I have never picked up a reference to it in these archives so quite possibly a few of you won't have heard it before.
2002-05-29
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Regeneration By: Kortpeel Post Feedback | Printer Friendly Format [NULLIFICATION] Imagine a world where all baby boys are routinely nullified at birth. What would the world be like? Newest Files Regeneration by Kortpeel Dear Mr. Trencher, Congratulations on achieving first class honours in your finals. You will already know that as a graduate you are entitled to full genital regeneration free of charge. I point out that the Ashford Regeneration Clinic specializes in this service and we would wel...
2007-11-26
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Roger's Ruin By: Kortpeel Post Feedback | Printer Friendly Format | Send Private Message [STRAIGHT] [TESTICLES] Three young teenagers playing around with a vastration clamp. Two of them are girls. Do they have a hidden agenda for the boy?
2003-04-05
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Second Chance By: Kortpeel Post Feedback | Printer Friendly Format | Send Private Message [TESTICLES] Mark so loved his wife that he was willing to give up his only begetters to save their marriage
2002-01-12
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Now Since My Baby Left Me
by KortpeelWhats the name of the residential accommodation down at the end of Lonely Street? Thats right. Heartbreak Hotel. Thats where Ive been this past twelve months. It hasnt changed all that much since it became famous. The desk clerk is still dressed in black but the bell hop, now quite an elderly fellow, manages to choke back the tears until hes delivered your luggage. Then he sobs his heart out as he walks away. I thought it might have been his way...
2004-07-02
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Size Matters By: Kortpeel Post Feedback | Printer Friendly Format [TESTICLES] How do you deal with a drunken troublemaker at a dance? You distract him. Newest Files Hey asshole, do you know I fucked your missus before you did? He was motherless drunk and looking for a fight. Id cheerfully have killed him but he was a lot bigger than me. He was a hell of a conversation stopper too. The other three couples on our table looked at me wondering how I was going to deal with the situation...
2006-09-30
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Such a Thoughtful Wife By: Kortpeel Post feedback for this author or review this story for Archive readers. [TESTICLES] Edward Passwater has such a sweet loving wife. She'll do anything to please him.
2001-07-16
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The Cobblers Tale by Kortpeel I was repairing squires brogues, the ones he uses for walking around his estate when Doctor Granger, our local vet came into the shop. Hello Robbie. I was flattered that she remembered my name, me being only an apprentice. And shed only ever spoken to me once before. Shes always very gracious. A real lady, I reckon and I get thoughts about her that I know I shouldnt. Shes tall, and pretty and she speaks so posh. Shes part of ...
2005-07-23
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The Methuselah Syndrome By: Kortpeel Post feedback for this author or review this story for Archive readers. [STRAIGHT] [TESTICLES] A long life in a happy relationship is as good as it gets. It may entail sime sacrifice.
2001-05-17
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The Thing about Doris By: Kortpeel Post Feedback | Printer Friendly Format [STRAIGHT] [TESTICLES] BDSM is fun for some. Newest Files The Thing About Doris by Kortpeel The really nice thing about Doris, apart from her looks was that she understood BDSM. As an aficionado myself, I reckoned Id struck gold when I met her. I loved her creativity in this area. She had a talent amounting to genius for it. She knew what would get me going before Id even thought of it. It was two years into our marri...
2009-03-31
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The Wimp'sTale By: Kortpeel Post Feedback | Printer Friendly Format [STRAIGHT] [TESTICLES] Jim loves sexual humiliation. He's addicted to it. See where it gets him. Newest Files The Wimps Tale by Kortpeel Really Jim, life would be a lot better for you if you were fixed, I told him. But Doris, I dont wanna be fixed. There is a strong masochistic streak in Jim. After ten years of marriage I understand him and, because I love him so much and because he is a good husband I indulge him. I...
2008-08-22
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Thr Osiris Mission By: Kortpeel Post Feedback | Printer Friendly Format | Send Private Message A copy of a progress report from the commander of the Osiris Mission to Earth (Population Control) to Galactic HQ on Sirius. It is posted on this board for the interest of the enlightened ones amongst us.
2002-04-29
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Unintended Consquence By: Kortpeel Post Feedback | Printer Friendly Format [NULLIFICATION] If you must have your foreskin cut off, do it when you're not in a relationship. An erection before it heals could be fatal. Newest Files Unintended ConsequencebyKortpeelSarah insisted I had my foreskin cut off before she would marry me. We�d had plenty of sex already but marriage was serious. There was some argument about it. I thought she was being silly to insist on such superstitious nonsense. She wa...
2009-08-06
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Wearing Trousers By: Kortpeel Post Feedback | Printer Friendly Format | Send Private Message [STRAIGHT] [TESTICLES] This is a story set on a planet where men aren't allowed.
2002-06-24
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What a Man's Got to Do By: Kortpeel Post feedback for this author or review this story for Archive readers. [TESTICLES] What would you do if a man seduced your wife, not long after you were married? Would get angry? divorced? or even?
2001-03-04
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Write to Aunt Mary By: Kortpeel Post feedback for this author or review this story for Archive readers. [STRAIGHT] [PENECTOMY] [TESTICLES] Worried Wife writes to Agony Aunt Mary Peters for marital advice. She finds out that you can't have your cake and eat it.
2001-08-27
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Yes, You Can Get a Man With a Knife By: Kortpeel Post feedback for this author or review this story for Archive readers. [TESTICLES] There was a lot more to Carol, his new girl-friend, than Dave ever even dreamt of.
2001-09-25