An Average Man's Revenge

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An average man taks revenge on good looking and well hung porn 
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I walk into the room and flip the light switch. Before me I see my 
victims, they are the men who I have watched time and time again in 
videos fucking men and women. They are handsome men with large 
cocks and a cocky attitude, well that was about to change.

Each porn star is attached spread eagle to a moveable post 
resembling a large X. Each of them is blindfolded and has a collar 
around their neck. Who are they? Well it took sometime but I got 
them all, they are: Peter North, T.T. Boy, Julian, Ken Ryker, Blade 
Thompson, Jeff Hammond, Kris Lord, and Jeff Stryker. Sure most of 
them are gay porn stars but finally the hetero market started 
getting smart and found out the hunky guys sell better than old 
farts like Randy West. I walk up to them and run my hands all of 
their bodies reveling in the feel of their manliness and touch 
their flaccid cocks and balls sacks. Most show no reaction, which 
is not surprising because they knew something bad was going to 
happen. I shaved each of them clean early this morning and the only 
hair left on them was what was on the top of their heads.

“It’s Showtime” I said in a loud voice and then began removing 
their blindfolds. I watched as their eyes began to adjust to the 
light and they started looking around and most of them recognized 
each other.

“What the fuck is going on!” screamed Jeff Stryker.

“A question asked is a question answered.” I said. I stood before 
them completely naked like they were and said, “Look at me, just an 
average guy. I have no really handsome features and average size 
cock of 5” just another man in a crowd. Well for years I watched 
you guys fuck men and women and how you enjoyed being watched and 
enjoying the fucking. Any of you could get any man or woman you 
want because of who you are and what you look like. God didn’t 
bless me with your looks, however he did bless me with some 
intelligence. Today each of you is going to lose your manhood and 
everything that makes you a man.”

With that I flipped another switch and the room filled completely 
with light. In the dark corner of the room were a grill, a female 
chef in appropriate dress, and “the machine”. I built the machine 
for one purpose that is to cut off a man’s cock and balls all at 
once. It resembles a guillotine but this particular machine has a 
unique blade. The blade is only a couple of millimeters thick and 
is very sharp.

“This gentlemen is the machine that will remove your manhood – cock 
and balls together. The blade is 2 mm thick and will be superheated 
to 1,000ºF. The blade will actually be shot down from a height of 
200 feet using compressed gas. It will pass before your eyes so 
fast you won’t see it. In the hole where you will be placing your 
genitalia are sensors and probes. The probes emit an electric 
signal that goes to your nerves giving you a mind blowing sexual 
feeling, trust me you will have felt nothing like it before and, of 
course, never will again. The sensors will measure the instant your 
first ejaculation takes place and before the second one takes place 
your cock and balls will be on the floor. The blade will be so hot 
that it will instantly seal your wounds so you won’t bleed to death 
and of course it will keep your cock and balls completely engorged. 
After you finish what’s left your orgasm your bonds will be 
released and you are to pickup your cock and balls and hand them 
over to the chef. You see gentlemen you all are going to eat your 
own cock. The scrotums will be thrown away and your balls will be 
fried all together, so no one will know who’s eating whose balls.”

“The minute you let me go, I’ll fucking kill you!” screamed Julian.

“Hmmm, you think I didn’t think about that did you? Around each of 
your necks is a control collar, if any of you try to attack me I 
press a button like this….” at that moment Julian let out a scream 
like a banshee. His face and body were contorted in pure agony. I 
let go of the button and Julian squeezed a few tears from his eyes 
and tried to get his breathing under control. “So you see gentlemen 
you have no choice.”

“Please let me go, I did nothing to you!” said Peter North.

“Oh but Peter you did. You made me feel inadequate. I mean just 
look at your huge cock and balls and the amount of semen you can 
squirt. It’s a pity you never did a cream pie shot, now you never 
will. So who’s going to be first?”

They all stared at each other in stunned silence. “No volunteers, 
well that is to be expected. Hmm, whom will it be?” I look at each 
of them in turn, Peter North, T.T. Boy, Julian, Ken Ryker, Blade 
Thompson, Jeff Hammond, Kris Lord, and finally Jeff Stryker. “Your 
first Jeff Hammond come on down!”

“No, please for pity’s sake no!” Jeff said. “If you let me go I’ll 
give you whatever you want, just don’t take my cock and balls!”

“Well Jeff, I want your cock and balls. Now grow up and try to be 
the man you’re supposed to be. After your cock and balls are on the 
floor you cry and whimper all you want.” I moved his X platform up 
to the machine and pushed his cock and balls through. His cock 
looked liked it was trying to shrink and hide from me. Nevertheless 
I got him properly positioned in the machine and clamped his cock 
and balls in completely, the only way he could get loose now was 
when his cock and balls were severed from his body.

Jeff face got all stoic and he closed his eyes. “Jeff I don’t want 
you to miss any of this. If you look up you will see TV monitors. 
The first one shows your genitals from head on and the other one 
shows them from the side. I’ll be taping this so you can take it 
home and watch it over and over again, especially in slow motion. 
Now let’s turn on the machine….”

That was when the fun began. His beautiful cock began to engorge 
and balls began to hang low away from his body. His face began to 
take on the purest form of ecstasy. “Remember, the second you shoot 
your first load the blade will come down and cut off your cock and 
balls. So you might want to try to hold out for a little while.” I 
said. His beautiful body began to shake and his breathing became 
rapid. I turned to around to view my other captives and saw that 
Blade Thompson, T.T. Boy, and Jeff Stryker all had hardons. 
Excellent, they apparently found this to be very 
exciting. “Everybody watch this, in just a few seconds Jeff will no 
longer be a man and in a few more minutes none of you will be!”

I turned back to Jeff and said, “You knew you were quite a stud 
didn’t you. I bet you fucked lots of women and men and you enjoyed 
the fact they were getting off based on your looks and that large 
cock of yours. Well no more.”

Then all of a sudden Jeff opened his eyes and said “Oh God!” and I 
looked down to see his cock swell with that pre-orgasmic surge. 
Then a microsecond later a huge rope of white spunk spewed from his 
cock and flew out like a white missile. It landed on the floor with 
light splat sound and at the same instant we all heard the blade 
being shot down with the compressed gas from above. Jeff’s eyes 
looked right at the monitors where his cock and balls were 
displayed. One second they were attached to his body and the next 
and they were falling away from his body. His cock and balls fell 
and landed with a splat on the floor. Jeff’s second shot was only 
half full and erupted from the little hole, which was all that was 
left of his manhood. The next few seconds Jeff spasmed and dribbled 
the last of his cum out of his body.

“There now that wasn’t so bad now was it? I bet you came like you 
never came before and will never come again, unless of course it’s 
some guy fucking you in the ass. Now go pickup your cock and balls 
so we can get setup to do this again.”

Jeff slowly disengaged himself from the X cross beam and walked 
carefully around to the other side of the guillotine. He picked up 
his cock and balls and just looked at them. He looked at them and 
looked at his now bare crotch and back up again to his cock and 
balls. He kissed his manhood and balls and walked over to the chef 
and handed them to her. She quickly began to remove the balls and 
scrotum and began the cleaning process.

“Jeff you can go sit down over there and watch everyone else loose 
the manhood as well.” I looked over to my captives again. Now Ken 
Ryker and Kris Lord each had huge hardons. In fact I don’t think I 
ever saw Ken’s cock look bigger. “Who’s next?” I said.

“Let’s get this fucking thing over with. I’ll be next!” said Jeff 
Stryker.

“Hmm… two Jeff’s in a row. Well sure why not!” I pushed Jeff over 
to the machine. He was a little easier to get into the machine 
because he was already hard. His cock was leaking pre-cum during 
the whole process.

“Well Jeff, it looks like your pretty excited. Were you ever this 
excited fucking boys and girls?”

“Fuck yeah! When I fucked a woman they would just keep coming 
especially when I got past their cervix. Oh man that was great, but 
I think this going to be great too.” said Jeff Stryker.

“It will definitely be the best, although it will be your last.” I 
quipped.

All eyes went to the monitors. Jeff was trying to make the moment 
last a long as possible. He tried to keep his breathing under 
control and his body was sweating like crazy. I walked up to him 
and whispered into his ear “I bet your going to enjoy eating your 
cock…aren’t you?” He opened his and said, “I’m going to cum!”

Jeff Stryker’s cock looked huge as his balls began to tighten up 
for their last blast of cum. Jeff looked right at the monitors and 
then he shot a full load cum so hard that it almost hit the far 
wall. But just like before, we all heard the sound of compressed 
gas be forced against the blade and milliseconds later his cock and 
balls were on the floor. “Oh yeah … Oh yeah!” screamed Jeff has 
shot another load of cum out of his empty crotch and he kept 
cumming and cumming until he was dry. I released him and he got to 
his feet. He looked right at me and said, “That was the best sex 
I’ve ever had, thanks man.”

“Your welcome. Now pickup your cock and balls so we can do this 
again!” I said.

Jeff Stryker did something I will remember forever. He picked up 
his cock and balls and looked at them closely. He turned back to 
the rest of the guys and said, “I’ve never sucked a cock and never 
got fucked by a cock! But now I’m going to do both!” With that he 
took his cock and put in his mouth and started to deep throat it! 
Then he pulled it out and left just the tip of his cock in his 
mouth and sucked hard on it. He removed his cock from his mouth and 
turned to everyone and showed a puddle of cum that was on his 
tongue. “Mmm … I taste good!” he said. He then proceeded to suck 
his cock until it got good and wet and then pulled it out and stuck 
it his asshole. I almost came at the sight of it. Jeff started to 
moan as he forced his severed cock in and out of his ass and you 
could hear his balls slapping against his skin. Then Jeff shook and 
we saw a little drops of spermless semen drip out of his pisshole. 
He pulled his cock out and walked over to the chef and threw his 
cock at her and said, “Make sure it’s cooked through and I don’t 
like red meat!”

I sat down and said “Let’s all take a few minutes and rest up, 
after all that was quite a show.” I looked at the rest of the “men” 
and saw that Blade was leaking pre-cum like it was piss and Peter’s 
cock was shriveled up so much you almost couldn’t see it. I knew he 
was going to be fun.

“Ok who’s next?” I said.

“I’m next” said Ken Ryker.

“Ok you hunky stud, you’re next.” and I moved him up to the 
machine. “You know there isn’t a man in America that wouldn’t want 
to have your good looks and that cock of yours. I always thought 
you were quite the stud even with dark hair and a hairy chest. Of 
course, you realize in a few minutes your balls will be removed and 
your hair will eventually fall out.”

“I don’t care. Personally I couldn’t find sexual enjoyment with 
either men or women. I’ll be glad when my cock and balls are gone. 
I do get to eat my cock, don’t I?”

“Of course, I think we can find a bun long enough if you want it 
hot dog style, if that is what you want” I said.

“That would be great” Ken said as I finished putting him into the 
machine.

“Here we go!” I said and flipped the switch. Ken’s cock started to 
get thicker and longer than before. His body was quivering in 
anticipation of the event, as he looked right at the monitors. His 
cock looked huge on the screens. A few seconds later he let out a 
moan and we all saw a him shoot a long white stream of cum out of 
his cock and I saw it hit the far wall. We all watched has the 
blade came down and severed his foot long cock and balls from his 
body. Ken’s orgasm lasted a full two minutes and he kept cumming 
and cumming as we watched jolt after jolt of spermless semen shoot 
out of his empty crotch.

I released him and he immediately got up and picked up his cock and 
balls and put them in his mouth and sucked them dry. Then he put 
his detached genitalia up against his crotch and said “Goodbye and 
good riddance!” He walked over to the cook and asked that she boil 
his cock like a hot dog and have it placed in a bun.

“Who’s next? Well let’s see we’ve got Peter North, T.T. Boy, 
Julian, Kris Lord, and Blade Thompson left. Who will be next?” 

“Me.” I looked over to Blade Thompson, the person who spoke up.

“Ok you blonde stud with foreskin let’s get you clipped!” I said. 
Wheeling him over to the machine I said, “According to you, you 
like eating out women and love hot dirty sex. In a few moments the 
only thing you will be able to do is eat out women. Of course we 
all know you like to be fucked so that won’t be anything new to 
you, except you won’t have that cock of yours to play around with.”

He turned to me and said “Fuck You!” I replied “In a few moments 
you won’t be able to.” as I locked the machine in place. “Say 
goodbye to your manhood!”

I stood back to watch the event. Blade however had no intention of 
making the moment last. Just two seconds after flipped the switch 
he shot a load of cum that arched in the air. Then his cock and 
balls hit the floor and while he pissed out the rest of his cum all 
over them. I’ve got say that Blade looked really hot being a full 
fledge eunuch. I released him from the machine and he picked up his 
cock and balls with out ceremony walked over to the chef and 
said “Grill it so that I can see the burn stripes along the outside 
of it.”

“Well that was over quick.” I said and looked at the remaining 
captives. “Kris Lord come on down! Your cock is the next to go!” 
Kris almost broke out in tears, despite have a rock solid hardon 
that could have broke concrete. I walked up to him and stroked his 
cock a few times and felt his heavy balls in his sack. As I put him 
into the machine I said, “How many women did you pleasure with your 
cock? Lot’s I bet. Of course something that big must have been hard 
to put into some women. Look at your bull cock and balls on last 
time attached to your body because in seconds they’ll be forever 
denied you!”

I locked him in and threw the switch. Kris’s face took on a pained 
look and started to shake his head from side to side. “It’s not 
fair!” he yelled. “Please let me go!” I just calmly looked at his 
cock that was dripping pre-cum. Finally a few moments later “Oh 
God! I’m cumming!” he said as thick ropy shot of cum spilled from 
his cock. Then I heard the blade come crashing down and with loud 
shicccck sound his bull cock and balls fell to the floor with a 
thud. He only dribbled cum for a few seconds and it was all over. I 
released him and he walked over to cock and balls and brought them 
over to me and said “I don’t want to eat it, you can eat it if you 
want.” I was tempted, but said, “No, you’ll enjoy your bull cock 
alone.” A noticed a few tears at his eyes as he turned away walked 
over to the cook and he told her to roast his cock.

“T.T. Boy your next” I said. The one time amateur boxer looked at 
me stunned then he looked at his cock and balls and started to 
shake and almost burst into tears. “Please don’t take my cock and 
balls it’s all I have!” As I pushed him toward the machine I 
said, “You fucked your women pretty hard both in the pussy and in 
the ass. You loved hurting those whores on the screen because you 
knew you could. I think they’ll like you better de-boned!”

I fastened him into the machine and threw the switch. He tried 
holding his breath. He tried to look away and think unsexy 
thoughts, but in the end it would make no difference. With a loud 
yell he shot his final load of cum from his 8” cock and then his 
cock and balls hit the floor just like all the others. I released 
him and he came charging at me so I had to turn his collar on. He 
hit the floor screaming his arms and legs spasming all over. “T.T. 
Boy or well T.T. Eunuch come on it’s all over with. You’ll never be 
a man again. Maybe your brother can fuck you. You know he goes by 
the name of Lex Baldwin. Be a good eunuch and pickup your mess.” He 
slowly got to his feet and walked over to his separated parts and 
picked them up. He cradled them gently in his arms and walked over 
to the cook. She asked “How would like it prepared?” He 
answered, “I don’t care” and walked away. With that she took a 
large cleaver, also heated, began to cut his cock into small pieces 
and said, “You look like someone who would enjoy a shish-ka-bob 
setting.” T.T. Boy, er T.T. Eunuch let out a large sob and sat down 
next to the other eunuchs.

“That just leaves two of you. Hmmm …neither of you have a hardon 
and Peter it looks like you almost have no cock at all. Julian your 
next!”

“I’m a Marine I can take it” he said. As I rolled him over the 
machine I said, “You know you have a body worthy of Adonis. Your 
cock is perfectly sized and you look just sexy all the time. I’ve 
seen you fuck women with that cock of yours and they just kept 
having multiple orgasms. I envied you the most of all. Well 
tomorrow I’ll bet it will be hard for you to re-enlist!”

Julian closed his eyes as I turned on the machine. He was 
remarkable to watch. He kept his breathing slow and his body seemed 
to be relaxed. It took minutes for him to get an erection. But what 
a beautiful erection it was! I just loved the look of it, 10” of 
pure beauty. Slowly you could see the pre-cum begin to leak out. 
Julian closed his eyes tighter. I walked over to him and whispered 
in his ear “Come on big guy you know that cock of your is 
delicious! Just remember you’ve fucked your last woman!” Looking 
closely at his face I saw a hint of sadness. I returned to the 
other side of the machine and looked directly at his cock. The 
other eunuchs began to chant, “shoot shoot shoot…”. His eyes were 
still closed tightly shut but I saw the beginning of the end. His 
cock shot up at an angle and let loose a geyser of hot cum and then 
his cock and balls hit the floor as the second spurt of cum shot 
straight out of his empty groin. Julian kept his eyes shut the 
whole time he cumming, only he know what he was thinking. I 
released him and with determined look of no fear or emotion he 
walked over and picked up his severed organs. “I want it boiled 
like a hot dog and put on a bun with mustard, relish, and ketchup,” 
he told the cook. The dickless and ball-less Adonis sat down next 
to his compatriots.

“Well Peter it’s just you and me! But, I think your next!”

“Oh God no! Please let me go, please! I’m a millionaire I can give 
you all the money you want please don’t cut off my cock!” He 
actually started to cry.  “Poor, poor Peter going to lose his 
peter!” I said and laughed out load. I hooked him into the machine 
and turned the machine on. Tears were pouring down his face. I 
walked over to him and said, “You know I watched you for many years 
fuck a lot of women. When you came you came in buckets. Wow! Who 
wouldn’t want to have a cock and sperm making balls like yours? 
Like I said, it’s a pity you never made a cream pie video.” His 
cock began to get rock hard and his balls began to tighten up for 
their final time. “This is it Peter your last cum!”

“Noooooooooooooo!” he yelled as he shot out a huge, and I do mean 
huge, load of cum that splattered against the far wall like a water 
balloon. We both turned our heads to the monitors as we heard the 
sound of the guillotine blade be fired down from its resting place. 
I watched it in literally slow motion as the blade severed his hard 
rock cock from his body and continued on down through his scrotum. 
It seemed like it took an eternity for it to fall and finally hit 
the floor. Another stream of cum erupted from his empty crotch and 
sprayed his cock balls in a fine mist of semen and sperm. A few 
moments later he was totally drained.

I released him and as he looked at his now bare crotch he started 
balling like a baby. He ran to the other side of the machine and 
picked up his cock and balls and cradled them like a new born. He 
just kept crying and finally he put severed organ to his empty 
crotch and said, “Put them back on! Put them back on!” I walked 
over and slapped him and said “Pussy, that dick has seen and felt 
it’s last pussy. You sicken me!” I grabbed his severed organs from 
him and grabbed him by the neck and brought them both over to the 
cook. I told the cook to grind his balls and cocks into sausage. 
Peter yelled “NO!” and I said “You could of have had it cooked 
anyway you like but your to much of a pussy to deserve a choice. 
Watch as she grinds them up into sausages.” All the eunuchs came up 
and watched as she fed his severed organs into the meat grinder and 
turned out little sausages. 

About 40 minutes later we all sat down, naked of course, at a 
beautiful table. Everyone had their cooked organs in front of them 
along with two testicles fully cooked. Red wine was served and I 
said “Dig In!” And I watched each of these former studs eat their 
fully cooked cocks with relish. When they finished I said “Now, if 
each you can trick another person here I let you watch me create 
new eunuchs! Remember they have to be handsome men with cocky 
attitudes.”

To be continued….


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