Anna's Bananas

What won't friends do for each other?

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ANNA'S  BANANAS


It's funny, you know how some people never listen to anything their 
told. Take my good friend Dave, for example. Nice guy, or he was 
anyway, but a little naive. You know how they taught us all kinds of 
stuff in the sex-ed. classes at school. I don't really know why. 
Teachers and everyone else for that matter are so against teenagers 
having sex anyway. The big thing was how they warned us about the 
wire. They say some doctor in Arkansas first invented it. It was 
supposed to be a deterrent against rapists.  It's just a little thin 
loop of wire attached to a small balloon, or something. It goes 
inside a woman's cunt and works kind of like an air bag in a car, a 
little pressure; it tightens up as fast as a bullet and slices the 
guys dick off leaving only a short stump. They first legalized it as 
a rape deterrent. But then it started to be used for other things. 
Parents can have a doctor put it in there daughters cunt without her 
knowing about it if they don't want her having sex and she's under 
age. They just say it's a medical exam. They say she doesn't fell 
anything. A lot of girls don't even know they have one in there.

I've heard some pretty strange stories about the wire. like one 
woman wore one because she was afraid of being rapped, but she 
forgot to take it out one night when she went to bed , a guess what 
happened to her husband. Another time I heard on the radio about a 
gay guy put one up his ass and went to the baths.

But my friend Dave, well I'll tell you about him.

He was always asking me about what they say about bananas. You know, 
you stick a banana up the girl's cunt. If she has a wire it'll cut 
the banana in half. So you just dig out the two halves of the banana 
and she's safe to fuck. Dave would keep asking me "do you think it 
really works" The sex-Ed teachers would always tell us "don't try 
it, the banana trick doesn't work." It's true as far as I can tell, 
that a girl doesn't know for sure if she even has a wire in her. 
They tell you to be safe and just don't have sex. But get real, I'm 
seventeen, what do they expect.

This girl I know, Anna. She is really hot looking. She was always 
sure that her parents would never have a doctor put a wire in her 
without telling her. But the truth is, you can never be sure. Dave 
told  me that he and Anna were really hot for each other. They were 
definitely going to have sex together. I don't think Dave ever had 
sex before, You know, you can tell sometimes. He was always so 
horny, and desperate to get laid. But he was so scared about the 
wire. I told him I'd had lots of sex, which was true.

One Friday afternoon Dave came up to me and said "tell me honestly, 
does the banana really work" and I told him "listen, you just stick 
the banana up her cunt, it works for me every time. After that I can 
fuck her all I want" 

Well, the following Monday Dave wasn't in school. I asked Anna if 
she knew what happened to Dave. "The banana worked again she said." 
I just smiled and said "good." Everyday at lunchtime for the next 
two weeks Anna and I went to her house and had great sex together.  
Then Dave got out of the hospital, fuck was he mad. "You told me the 
banana thing worked you ass! Look what happened to me" he said. I 
laughed and told him "You weren't listening. I said "YOU stick a 
banana up her cunt, after that  I  can fuck her all  I want, and it 
did work for ME, I've been fucking her everyday for the past two 
weeks."

Some people just don't listen.


-Brad