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Men are so gullible! They need to start learning to use the 'bigger' brain.
It all started innocently enough not too long ago in a little town on the East coast. From a simple girls night out to a major feminine movement in such a short time was astonishing, to say the least. Robin was tired of his incessant whining about her going out with her friends every Thursday night. Unlike most men, these women were not on the prowl they just wanted to burn off some steam to reduce the stress of working, taking care of the kids, and most of all, putting up with their needy husbands. They could be such a pain in the ass: never helping around the house, not once offering to help with the kids, and always wanting sex. It got really old after a while. After many months of his bitching about her going out with her friends and not understanding that she had needs too, she and her friends came up with a master plan, unknowingly starting a revolution that literally changed mankind. She told him over and over again that her gatherings were innocent enough with her girls club. And when he asked if he could join them, she told him that no men were allowed- women only, no exceptions. That was the rule that they had established so they could feel at ease talking about anything they wanted. But he insisted that if he couldnt go, she couldnt either. He was the typical arrogant physician and was used to getting his way. Well, they had a plan for that. One night after a fun evening at Lindas place, and one too many Margaritas, she told her friends about her husbands demands. They reminded her that it was a women only club and no men were allowed. Thats when Peggy said, what if we were able to change him? Robin asked what she meant by that and Peggy replied, what if they could invite him and they could try to change him- on a trial basis, of course. After a long discussion, they all agreed that he could come to the next meeting, but would first need to help out around the house and also agree to sign an initiation agreement before any of them would let him into their close-knit club. After all, this is where they shared their secrets with their closest friends. When Robin got home, she told Steve that her friends agreed that he could join them, if and only if he signed a non-disclosure agreement and she informed him that this was only on a trial basis. Robins friend Karen, drew up the agreement, throwing in some legalize for good measure, and got it to Robin by the weekend. Robin had Steve sign (without looking, as usual) it and he eagerly awaited Thursday night. She was able to get him to watch the kids while she went shopping and even got him to clean the kitchen several times. Wow, this might even work after all, she thought. Thursday night came around and they all met at Lindas house. Linda was a psychiatrist and was interested to see if this training would work. She might even get the study published. She had a nice house with a pool and a big deck and pool-side bar. Her house was the favorite meeting place for the group. The group got there early to discuss their new guest. Most of them still had their reservations about the idea, but they all decided it was worth a shot for the fun of it. So, when he arrived and met the group (he already knew most of them), they put him to work tending bar. Boy was he busy- drink after drink they slowly warmed up to the fact that he was there and he was quickly becoming the life of the party. It all changed when he started flirting with one of Robins friends, Sheila. At one point, she made it clear to him that if he was going to be there, he had to be on his best behavior. He didnt listen, so they made him leave and Robin would get a ride home with Sheila. After he left, they talked about the incident and, in their drunken states, came up with even a better plan to make him more docile and cooperative. After thinking about it, Robin realized that it could really work. Linda explained in detail about men and testosterone and how they could be trained, but some men had too much testosterone, and there was only one solution. It works on animals, she exemplified. They all agreed that their pets were much more docile after being neutered. After scolding Steve when she returned home, she told him that he could have one more chance to redeem himself next week and that she would not allow him any sex until then, and that he would need to do all of the housework that week, as well. He agreed. The following Thursday, they were all ready. As soon as he arrived, they had him agree to go through an initiation and to sign an amended contract. They all looked so hot, sting there in there sheer sundresses, so he didnt even look it before he penned his signature. After he served them a few rounds of drinks, they asked him if he would agree to be bound a blind-folded so that Robin could give him his reward for being a good husband. Of course he agreed, what man wouldnt. So the group bound his hands, blindfolded him and then they secured him to a pool chair. Robin straddled his face and told him to tongue her until she came. He eagerly did what she asked and she started to suck his throbbing cock. God, it felt good! He had never been so turned on and forgot that the other women were there until they started cheering. He thought they were cheering for him, so he started tonguing her ass to keep her going. It felt so good- he didnt want her to stop. They werent cheering for him: they were cheering for their friend Barbara, the traveling veterinarian who took care of all of their pets. She had pulled out her little bag that she carried with her when she fixed their dogs and cats, and pulled out a syringe. They all knew what was next. At that point, Robin grabbed Steves balls nice and tight. Barbara stuck each side of his scrotum and injected it with Novocain. He felt the sting but thought it was Robins fingernails. In a minute, the pain had faded but he still felt her grip around the base of his balls like he always liked her to do when she sucked his dick.. His tongue was getting tired but he wasnt stopping for anything. Linda had her camera phone out and was video taping at this point. She asked him if he really wanted to be part of this club and if he agreed to the contract he signed? Of course I do, he shouted, who wouldnt want to do this every Thursday?! At that moment, Linda gave the nod, and Barbara made a little incision, no longer than and inch on the front side of his sac. With the pressure that Robin had on his balls, they both popped out easily with a little prodding from the vet. There they were; his little manhood the two little twins that made him such an SOB. They looked much different than Robin thought they would, so much smaller than expected. The crowd erupted again and Steve stuck his tongue deeper. Robin asked if he was ready to cum, yes!, he grunted between her butt cheeks, yes, NOW! As soon as she felt the cum start to well up in his dick and felt his hips begin to jerk up and down, she looked up and winked at Barbara to give her the green light. Barb smiled and clamped his seminal ducts and clipped off his testicles in an instant and dropped them into a wine glass filled with Robins favorite wine. It all felt so good, he didnt even know what happened. Robin was amazed, but she couldnt let him finish yet. She has in the middle of having the best orgasm of her life she ever had and was not about to let him finish without letting her have her fun. She shoved her ass back into his face, nearly suffocating him and told him to make her cum before she would let him up. She lifted her glass of wine with the 2 Rocky Mountain oysters and threw it back into her through for and swallowed it all in one big gulp. She felt the rush of an incredible orgasm and, a few minutes later after 3 strong orgasms, she finally came and Barbara finished suturing his empty ball sac. The spectators untied his legs and slipped his underwear and pants back on him. When they finally let him up, they asked him to make some more drinks, Ill be happy to, but give me a minute because I feel a little drained. Robin said, If you only knew! At that, they all had a good laugh and some high-fives. Steve looked a little bewildered, since his balls were still numb and would be for about another hour. He continued to happily serve them drinks until the Novocain wore off. Then he started to feel the burn of the incisions. When he reached down to see what the pain was, he looked like he had seen a ghost. Where are my balls? he shouted. All of them laughed and cheered again after seeing his expression. It was priceless. Robin then told him, You are now officially a member of the club, since you are no longer a man! What the Hell are you talking about?, he felt like he was going to faint. What did you do to me? At this point, Peggy interrupted and said, Look Steve, we were all tired of the way you were treating your wife. We gave you a chance, but you blew it. Remember that contract you signed? Yeah, what does that have to do with anything? he shouted. Everything, Karen said. It was your medical directive, as you call it. It gave us instructions on what to do if you didnt follow the terms of the contract. But I didnt read it! It doesnt matter now! You signed it, Robin said, smiling. Remember how you always told me to read the small print?, Well, you should have done the same The contract also said that, after initiation, you will recruit 3 more members to our club within one weeks time or face public embarrassment. You cant do that!, he screamed back at her. Yes we can, and we will. Linda has it on camera and there are 23 witnesses, Karen replied. She has already sent it to my office and it will remain secured in your file unless you do as we say. Do you understand, you ball-less wonder? Yes, I guess you have me by the balls, he replied. Well, we did, but thats kind of hard to do now, isnt it?, Robin asked, laughing. Now, fix us another drink! So, not having a choice, he convinced 3 of the other husbands to attend the next meeting. After 6 months, there were 36 New member Initiations of high-powered men to their club. Pretty soon, word started spreading to other womens clubs and the numbers grew exponentially. The next thing you knew, it started to spread globally and just about every man over 35 was de-nutted, all of them too embarrassed to go public. It was a silent epidemic that affected men only. Soon, women everywhere were being elected to public office, from small towns to senators and congress- women. Wars ended and things started to get done. And today it Election Day and for the first time, the Commander-in-chief will have a first-man living with her in the White House. ;)
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