Nero 4 [Bi]

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Nero 4 By: pueros Post Feedback | Printer Friendly Format | Send Private Message [WARNING] [BI] [PENECTOMY] [TESTICLES] [NULLIFICATION] [MINOR] This is the fourth chapter of the autobiography of Bicilus, reputedly transcribed from the original Latin parchments and passed down through time until this version was discovered, translated and adapted for publication. Here he tells yet more of his early days as a freshly gelded young eunuch in his new home and of some interesting happenings elsewhere ...
2002-08-29

Nero 40 [Bi]

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Nero 40 By: pueros Post Feedback | Printer Friendly Format | Send Private Message [WARNING] [BI] [PENECTOMY] [TESTICLES] [NULLIFICATION] [MINOR] This is the fortieth chapter of the autobiography of Bicilus, reputedly transcribed from the original Latin parchments and passed down through time until this version was discovered, translated and adapted for publication. The chapter describes some of the happenings in Rome and the city’s vast Empire after the death of the renowned teacher Palaemon.
2003-12-27

Nero 41 [Bi]

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Nero 41 By: pueros Post Feedback | Printer Friendly Format | Send Private Message [WARNING] [BI] [PENECTOMY] [TESTICLES] [NULLIFICATION] [MINOR] This is the forty-first chapter of the autobiography of Bicilus, reputedly transcribed from the original Latin parchments and passed down through time until this version was discovered, translated and adapted for publication. The chapter describes some of the happenings in Rome and the city’s vast Empire after the departure from Egypt of Gaius Musonius...
2004-01-08

Nero 42 [Bi]

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Nero 42 By: pueros Post Feedback | Printer Friendly Format | Send Private Message [WARNING] [BI] [PENECTOMY] [TESTICLES] [NULLIFICATION] [MINOR] This is the forty-second chapter of the autobiography of Bicilus, reputedly transcribed from the original Latin parchments and passed down through time until this version was discovered, translated and adapted for publication. The chapter describes some of the happenings in Rome and the city’s vast Empire after the return to Greece from Egypt of Gaius ...
2004-01-16

Nero 43 [Bi]

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Nero 43 By: pueros Post Feedback | Printer Friendly Format | Send Private Message [WARNING] [BI] [PENECTOMY] [TESTICLES] [NULLIFICATION] [MINOR] This is the forty-third chapter of the autobiography of Bicilus, reputedly transcribed from the original Latin parchments and passed down through time until this version was discovered, translated and adapted for publication. The chapter describes the first visit of Gaius Musonius Rufus to Athens, as well as some other happenings in Rome and the city’s...
2004-01-23

Nero 44 [Bi]

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Nero 44 By: pueros Post Feedback | Printer Friendly Format | Send Private Message [WARNING] [BI] [PENECTOMY] [TESTICLES] [NULLIFICATION] [MINOR] This is the forty-fourth chapter of the autobiography of Bicilus, reputedly transcribed from the original Latin parchments and passed down through time until this version was discovered, translated and adapted for publication. The chapter describes some of the happenings in Rome and the city’s vast Empire after the return to the Imperial capital from h...
2004-02-12

Nero 45 [Bi]

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NERO By Pueros Chapter XLV – Sabotage For Stan! (Fucine Lake, Sabina, central Italia, a few days later, Martius, DCCCV A.V.C., in the 11th year of the reign of the Emperor Claudius [AD 52]) ‘It is not possible to fight beyond your strength, even if you strive.’ - Homer The sexagenarian Claudius, attended by me as his food-taster, was again present at the Fucine Lake, along with many thousands of raucous spectators on stands lining the banks, to watch a re-enactment of the fake naval battle, o...
2004-04-24

Nero 46 [Bi]

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NERO By Pueros Chapter XLVI – Philosophers (Lodgings of Cornutus, Subura Quarter, Rome, Dies Martis A.D. VII Kal. Mai. DCCV A.V.C. [Tuesday, 25th April 52]) ‘Virtuous, brave and true, he began humbly, left 30,000,000 sesterces and never listened to a philosopher.’ - the epitaph Trimalchio had composed for himself, as declared at his own feast and described in Petronius’ ‘Satyricon’ (71) Cornutus lived in similar humble lodgings to those shared nearby by Persius and Quintilianus, the rooms ...
2004-11-29

Nero 47 [Bi]

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NERO By Pueros Chapter XLVII – Injuries (Domus of Callistus, patrician quarter, Palatine Hill, Rome, Dies Martis A.D. VII Kal. Mai. DCCV A.V.C. [Tuesday, 25th April 52]) ‘He struck himself on the chest and spoke to his heart and scolded it. "Bear up, my heart. You have had worse to endure before this!"’ - Odysseus in Homer’s ‘Odyssey’ (opening lines of book 20) Nymphidius Sabinus, attired in his toga praetexta, approached the beautiful but currently fearfully quaking slave boy, who was hum...
2004-12-11

Nero 48 [Bi]

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NEROBy PuerosChapter XLVIII – Gods(Imperial palace, Palatine Hill, Rome, Dies Martis A.D. VII Kal. Mai. DCCV A.V.C. [Tuesday, 25th April 52])‘[This history is] undertaken so that the achievements of men should not be obliterated by time and….great and marvellous works….should not be without fame….’- Herodotus of Halicarnassus (‘Histories’)As described in the last chapter, dear patient reader, 2 months before 12 year-old Gnaeus Julius Agricola left Forum Julii for Rome, my beloved Gaius h...
2005-01-11

Nero 49 [Bi]

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NEROBy PuerosChapter XLIX – Lovers(Imperial palace, Palatine Hill, Rome, Iun. DCCV A.V.C. [late June 52])‘The first to introduce this custom amongst the people of Thrace.’- Ovid, suggesting that Orpheus was the first to introduce pederastic love amongst the GreeksAs we lay naked together in each other’s loving arms in the room I shared with the currently absent Apollinus in the Imperial palace on the Palatine Hill, I related to Gaius what Claudius had told me 2 months previously about the mo...
2005-01-27

Nero 5 [Bi]

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Nero 5 By: pueros Post Feedback | Printer Friendly Format | Send Private Message [WARNING] [BI] [PENECTOMY] [TESTICLES] [NULLIFICATION] [MINOR] This is the fifth chapter of the autobiography of Bicilus, reputedly transcribed from the original Latin parchments and passed down through time until this version was discovered, translated and adapted for publication. Here he tells yet more of his early days as a freshly gelded young eunuch in his new home and of some interesting happenings elsewhere i...
2002-09-04

Nero 50 [Bi]

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NERO By Pueros Chapter L – Symposia For Jesus & Stan (Domus of Aulus Vitellius, patrician quarter, Palatine Hill, Rome, Iun. DCCV A.V.C. [late June 52]) ‘You flittered down to where the people are, and many found their hearts change pace at you….’ - Anacreon of Teos, about a beautiful boy’s effect on some adults (fragment 346) Encolpius’ eyes secretly but comprehensively surveyed the beautiful 14 year-old now quietly sitting on a stool next to him, holding a cithara and flute, who had intr...
2005-02-03

Nero 50 (Corrected Version) [Bi]

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NEROBy PuerosChapter L – SymposiaFor Jesus & Stan(Domus of Aulus Vitellius, patrician quarter, Palatine Hill, Rome, Iun. DCCV A.V.C. [late June 52])‘You flittered down to where the people are, and many found their hearts change pace at you….’- Anacreon of Teos, about a beautiful boy’s effect on some adults (fragment 346)Encolpius’ eyes secretly but comprehensively surveyed the beautiful 14 year-old now quietly sitting on a stool next to him, holding a cithara and flute, who had introduced ...
2005-02-05

Nero 51 [Bi]

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NEROBy PuerosChapter LI – Holidays(Domus of Petronius, Quirinal Hill, Rome, Iulius DCCV A.V.C. [mid July 52])‘You see how neatly I sneaked you away, just before you started sucking off the guests. You can repay the favour to this dick here. But no! I know you’ll get out of it, you won’t do it. I’ll end up the poor sucker instead and you’ll have a good laugh at my expense. I wouldn’t be the first. But look, I’ll tell you what, if you are a good girl, my little pork cuntlet, when my son di...
2005-07-02

Nero 52 [Bi]

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NERO By Pueros Chapter LII – Visits (Domus of Gaius Musonius Rufus’ parents, Volsinii Novae, Iulius DCCV A.V.C. [late July 52]) ‘Learn to see in another’s calamity the ills which you should avoid.’ - Publius Syrus Gaius’mother was not considered formidable for nothing. She quickly recovered her composure after calamitously mistakenly mixing Britannicus and Titus up with Achilleus and Tyanus, who had remained in Rome with Endymion and Selene, and suggesting that the rather more important pa...
2005-07-07

Nero 53* [Bi]

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NERO By Pueros Chapter LIII – Wives (Dacia, Iulius, DCCCLIX [July, 106 AD]) ‘Soles occidere et redire possunt, Nobis cum semel occidit brevis lux, Nox est perpetua una dormienda.’ (‘The sun may go down and return, but for us, when our brief peep of light goes out, a single night awaits of unbroken sleep.’) - Catullus (‘Poems’, v.4-6) My most worthy scribe, who is the son-in-law of a character named in this chapter, has just resumed his recording of my very long autobiography after waiting...
2005-08-08

Nero 54 [Bi]

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NERO By Pueros Chapter LIV – Homes (Dacia, Iulius, DCCCLIX [July, 106 AD]) ‘Nunc scio quid sit amor!’ (‘Now I know what love is!’) - Virgil (‘Eclogue’,viii.43) The Emperor Claudius must have trusted either me as an honourable person or my Romanisation since my capture, enslavement and castration to return me temporarily to Britannia. He must have realised that I might be tempted to desert his service once I was in my homeland to hide instead amongst my people, the Catuvellauni. Alternativ...
2005-09-08

Nero 55 [Bi]

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NERO By Pueros Chapter LV – Catuvellauni (Portus Dubris, Britannia [modern Dover, Kent, England], October DCCCV A.V.C. [52 AD]) ‘Patria est communis omnium parens.’ (‘Our native land is the common parent of us all.’) - Cicero When I returned to my native land, Portus Dubris, set amidst towering white cliffs, had not yet become the main Roman port on Britannia’s southern coast. However, the local harbour, dominated by a newly built hilltop lighthouse, which matched the one immediately acros...
2005-10-31

Nero 56 [Bi]

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NERO By Pueros Chapter LVI – Traps (Castra Vetera, Germania Inferior [modern Birten near Xanten, Germany], early November DCCCV A.V.C. [52 AD]) ‘In silvam ne ligna feras.’ (‘Don't carry logs into the forest.’) - Horace Pliny looked out from the wooden battlements of the riverside hilltop fortress of Castra Vetera across the wide Rhenus to the seemingly never-ending forests of unconquered Germania, where he judged the natives more vicious than the wolves. He continued to worry intensely abou...
2005-11-11