Handy Kitchen Gadget

A lady invents a handy gadget to make harvesting of her
male donors fast, efficient and easy... The female cutter relates her penectomy technique. 

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STORY, Author Unkown: 
 
So many guys want their cocks sliced off I had to devise a way to keep
up with the demand for my services. In case you too are in the same
predicament, I thought I'd share my technique. Given I can have as
many as six erect cocks throbbing in front of me on a given day waiting
to be cut off, I had to think long and hard how to perfect the art of
genital dismemberment. Fortunately, my study of history provided the
answer: the guillotine. After studying up on the subject, I designed
and fashioned a device with two super-sharp blades. The two blades are
housed in a small framework so that the bottom blade is stationary and
the top blade moves up and down. The middles of the lengths of the
blades' edges have small half circles cut into them, the diameter of the
half circles being slightly wider than that of catheter tubing. You get
the idea. Simple as that! Once my device was ready, it wasn't long
before I had another impatient half dozen men waiting for me to amputate
their manhoods. Young and old, long and short, fat and thin, cut and
uncut, veiny and smooth, pale and dark, dicks stood at attention waiting
for my attention. Donning rubber gloves, I scrubbed and anesthetized my
clients' swollen male members and slipped catheters into their
pre-cum-lubed piss tubes. Then, I heated the sterile blades of one of
my devices over a flame. After the blades were hot, I opened them and
carefully slid the device over and down my first client's engorged prick
to where he wanted the cut. With my other five clients looking on
expectantly, I waited a few seconds until my first patient was ready and
then slowly and firmly lowered the device's upper blade. The two blades
soon made contact with the client's swollen cock and sliced through his
cock's skin and spongy tissue sizzling like a hot knife cutting through
butter. Sure enough as planned, the hot metal cut true while
cauterizing the wound and cooled slightly as it passed through the
penis. Soon the half-circles cut in the blades' edges came to rest
around the catheter but didn't cut though the tubing. Lastly, all I had
to do was gently spin the device around the tube and then pull the
separated penis up and off. Presto! I was impressed and from the
wide-eyed rapturous expression on my smiling patient I could tell so was
he. The five other clients clapped and shouted excitedly at my success.
I added my squeal of delight when I finally looked at the severed
manhood in my hands. The hot blades of the device had not only
cauterized my patient's stump; they also had cauterized the base of the
shaft of his amputated prick. Consequently, his cock was still as
engorged with blood and as hard as it had been when it was attached.
Inspiration striking, I handed the severed penis to the women so they
could fondle and deep throat the still warm, swollen organ. Needless to
say, my first patient was in ecstasy watching his sliced-off manhood
being passed from woman to woman! Once we calmed down, I went about
matter-of-factly severing the penises of donors two through five. I was
heady with success after success! All the women except client six had
some other man's cock in their hands or mouths. One ingenious woman
even inserted the cock she had onto her pussy and excitedly showed the
cock's previous owner her "new" organ. Now, that the procedure had
become rather mundane, donor six wanted to spice things up. At his
request and with his local anesthetic quickly waring off, I amputated
his manhood an inch at a time. First, I severed the swollen, purple
head of his cock and passed the cauterized section to one of my ladies.
To my surprise, the woman to whom I handed the cockhead, immediately
popped it into her mouth, rolled it around with her tongue, then
determinedly bit into the turgid flesh, chewed it up, and swallowed!
Needless to say, client six was pumped and ready for me to remove the
next slice of his maleness. This slice complete with a three-inch-long,
chewy foreskin was a rare prize indeed! Over the course of the next
half hour, I fed my sisters nine more one-inch slices of that very
selfsame, very long manhood. What a rush! At the end of two hours of
cutting, I had six happy, healthy, and well-fed females shaking my hand
on their way out the door. I just know they are going to spread the
word and double my business next week!
I do not charge a specific price for my service...the men are meat
donors for free and the women donate their money to me and are very
generous. I would do it without any compensation, just for the fun I
have.
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