Soldier
By: ANONYMOUS (mail will go to the Eunuch Archive) ([email protected])
Civil War fantasy:
two women cut up Yankee soldier marauding in their neighborhood,
keep some parts dispose of others
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When my father died, I inherited the home place in Mocksville, near
Winston Salem, North Carolina. It was a nice two story frame house
built in the late 1840s by my great great grandfather, Asa Davis.
I work in Winston at the newspaper so my wife Mary and I decided to
restore the old house and make it our home. We did a lot of the
work ourselves, refinishing the floors, stripping wallpaper,
tearing out, but we hired professionals to do the plumbing, wiring
and cabinet work in the kitchen and bathrooms.
The house was in fairly good condition when I got it, but
it hadn't been updated in about sixty years. It was filled with
family furniture and the attic was chocked full of stuff. Before
we could begin work we had to clear all that out and put it in
storage. We had fun going through all the stuff. I didn't want to
throw out a thing, my wife Mary, however, wanted to have a giant
yard sale. One day when we were cleaning out the attic I had just
finished hauling out some old trunks filled with women's clothes
from the late nineteenth century. I noticed a board wall that
closed off part of the attic over the rear portion of the house.
We needed to access all of the attic because we were going to blow
in insulation and do some wiring. I took a crow bar and pried off
one of the boards, then shined a flashlight in the space and could
easily see the rafters over the rear ell which looked n good shape,
when I shined it down I saw the space had flooring just like the
rest of the attic, which was strange because it was completely
blocked off from the rest of the attic. Then the light shone on a
small wooden trunk with leather straps across it and a big iron
lock. I thought it was strange that a trunk would be hidden behind
a board wall, but I was naturally curious, so I took the rest of
the boards off and saw that they had been added after the attic
flooring was laid. The flooring over the rear ell was an extension
of the rest of the attic flooring, someone had walled off that part
of the attic for a reason.
With the boards out of the way, I dragged the small trunk out of
the space and took it downstairs with the other trunks I hauled out
of the attic. I would worry about what was in it later. We stored
all the trunks and stuff from the attic in a barn out back.
Months later as we were finishing up the restoration, at Mary's
urging we used our spare time to go through the stuff we found in
the attic and the house and decide what to keep, what needed to
refinished or repaired, and we what could we get rid of. Mary
pulled out the little trunk I had found behind the wall in the
attic. It was locked and I had no idea which key, of the many I
had found in drawers and jars in the house, would unlock it. Mary
tried as many of the keys as she could locate to no avail. Finally
I took a crowbar to it and forced open the iron lock.
Inside were bundles of letters tied with silk ribbons. There was
also a black crocheted purse with a leather bottom, a black
Japanned box about twelve inches long, and three inches wide, and
two inches deep which was locked, and a string of U.S.A. Civil war
buttons on a pink ribbon with a key at the end of it. I shook the
box. It sounded like a roll of paper, cardboard or leather was
inside that rolled from side to side as I held it in my hands.
Was it money, or old deeds?
Mary picked up one of the bundles of letters and saw the date 1862
on a postal stamp. She opened a letter and saw it was from my
great-great grandfather writing home during the Civil War, he was a
Captain in the Confederate Army. There were also letters from his
son Henry who was killed in Virginia, ambushed by Yankees who shot
him in cold blood. My great grand father, Asas, letters were
there, he was an infantry man who enlisted late in the war when he
was seventeen. There were other letters, but the majority of them
were from the Civil War period. It was a treasure trove. I
couldn't believe it.
When we pulled all of the letters out of the trunk I could see it
was lined with the same wallpaper the downstairs living room was
papered with, a paper that dated from the 1880s.
The trunk did not seem to be deep enough, Mary noticed it first, it
was like there was a false bottom in it. I examined it and could
find no solution, then I took my pocket knife out and scratched
around a square outline at the bottom of the trunk that looked like
it could have been a lower compartment. When I did this the
compartment came free and I lifted it out. It had been papered
over when the wallpaper from the living room was glued in the
trunk. I think the trunk dated from the time of the Civil War or
earlier.
I lifted the square compartment, about twenty inches square and
about four inches deep out of the trunk, peeled back the wallpaper
and lifted off the top. Inside I found a worn document that was
made from pieces of stationery sewn together with a hand made cloth
binding, about two inches thick; it was a home made diary.
The diary was written by a great aunt who lived at the farm during
the Civil War. Mary started to read the letters from my great-
great grandfather, I read the diary.
My great great grandfather Edward Davis was a captain in the local
militia and left for the war in 1862 when he was in his thirties.
His wife had died some time earlier leaving my great grandfather
Asa, his brother Henry and two daughters, Minnie and Francis.
Henry joined the army when he was eighteen in 1862. He was killed
in Virginia in cold blood by marauding Yankees. He and a friend
had left their camp to get water. They didn't have their weapons
with them. Two Yankees robbed them, told them to lay on the ground
and shot them in the back of the head. My great grandfather joined
the army in 1864 when he was seventeen, leaving Minnie and Francis
by themselves on the farm. They had a few slaves, but not many,
the slaves worked the fields, the girls took care of the house.
Minnie and Francis never married and lived in the house until they
died in the 1920s. Then my grandfather inherited it since he was
an only child and both his parents had died during the influenza
epidemic during World War I. My grandfather had moved to Winston
Salem where he started a small tobacco company which was later
bought by Reynolds. This gave our family some money. He kept the
home place in Mocksville, let tenant farmers run the farm and he
used the house as A weekend retreat. When he died my father
inherited it and he rented the land and the house to tenant
farmers. When he retired he and Mom moved to the old house and
started to work on it. He died of a heart attack before he could
finish the work, Mom moved back to Winston so the house sat empty
for several years. I remember coming out to the farm when I was a
teenager and riding my motorcycle through the woods. I loved it
and had always wanted to move there one day and restore the old
house.
The diary was written by Frances Davis and started in the 1850s
before the War. She was 21 in 1861 when the War began. Mary and I
took the letters and diary with us back to Winston. It was hard to
put them down, they were so interesting.
The diary detailed the hardships of living during the time
of war, how it became more and more difficult to buy even the most
basic goods, and how money became worthless. Frances worried about
her father and her brothers. She wag very bitter about Henry's
death. She said he was murdered and hated the Yankees for it. She
tried to talk Asa out of enlisting, but to no avail. By early 1865
all but one of their slaves had run off, so the women were doing
all the house and the farm work by themselves. Then came the
entries from March, April, and May 1865.
March 31,1865:
It is a glorious Spring, but it is difficult to enjoy it
with so much darkness around us. Each day brings more rumors.
Minnie and I had heard the Yankees were coming east from over the
mountains. Then we heard they were headed towards Mocksville on
their way to Salisbury. The town is gripped with fear. Everyone
is hiding what they have, and moving their livestock to the woods.
We have no idea when the Yankees will come through, but we know
they are coming. They are headed to Salisbury to burn the Prison
and cut the main line of the railroad. God help those souls in
Salisbury when the Yankees get there and exact revenge for all the
prisoners who died there this winter. I have heard the death toll
was terrible. But no worse than that at Yankee prisons. What do
they expect when their secretary of war stops exchanging
prisoners! We don't have the food to feed them all. I am sure
they did the best they could in Salisbury. But that will make no
difference to the Yankees. They are dogs, all of them. I know
they will want to burn the town and kill everyone in it. After
hearing about the wanton destruction and senseless killing in
Columbia and Atlanta, no telling what they will do here. When will
this terrible war be over and Pa and Asa come home again.
Our last slave left today, old Sam, who had worked in the field
beside Pappa since he was a boy. I couldn't believe he left, but
he did, just like the others. Minnie and I decided to bury the
silver in old shoes in the garden. We took Pappas portrait out of
the frame and I rolled it up and put it in a canister that I hid in
a hollow tree in the woods. I also took the cow and the horse into
the woods, to hide them. All we can do is pray."
April 30,1865:
"What an awful month, so much has happened, the Yankees came and we
have killed one of them. He was a Yankee scout or marauder. He
came through April 4, a few days before the others, and was alone.
That morning Minnie was in the smoke house taking down what was
left of the hams to hide them in the woods, after Sam took the best
ones. I was in the kitchen gathering some canned goods in a wooden
box to hide them. Then the Yankee came in the kitchen door, with
his pistol drawn. He wore a blue uniform, had black hair and a
thick black mustache. He was not a big man, but was short and
wiry, looked to be in his late twenties. He asked where our gold
was. I told him we didn't have any gold. Then he asked for
silver. I told him we didn't have any of that either, but he
didn't believe me, so he went into the dining room and started to
open drawers, pulling them out and letting them crash to the floor,
making a big mess. When he didn't find anything there, he walked
into the parlor and proceeded to ransack that room, pulling all the
drawers out onto the floor, looking for gold or money or silver.
From there he walked into Pas room, I followed him every step of
the way, watching him. After he pulled out the drawers in Pas
room and found nothing, he turned with his gun pointing directly at
me.
"Take your clothes off," he said.
I refused.
He then proceeded to tear my blouse off and pulled my dress down
over my pantaloons. He threw me onto Pas bed and pulled his pants
down. He would have raped me except for sister, Minnie, who
slipped into the room while he was occupied. She shot him in the
temple with Pas pistol as he lay on top of me with his pants down
around his ankles.
We knew where there was one Yankee there was bound to be others
close behind. We didn't know what to do with the body. Surely the
Yankees would kill us if they found we had killed one of their
fellows. I thought of burying him in the garden, but sister said
what if they poke around the garden and dig up his body. It was
then that we decided on our plan.
It pains me to even tell the rest, but here it is. We decided to
butcher him like a hog. We didnt know what else to do with the
body. Old Sam had just butchered a hog outside. He did it so he
could steal the meat and run away, but all his tools were still
there on the butchering table outside the kitchen, beside the hog
pen, near the garden.
Minnie and I each grabbed one leg and drug the dead Yankee
outside. I wrapped his blue coat around his head so he wouldn't
bleed all over the house. Once outside we hauled the body up on
the slaughtering table. We pulled his clothes off and burned them
in a fire we started under the old iron kettle. Minnie then got
the meat cleaver and the butcher knives. The table was already
bloody from the hog slaughter. Minnie put water from the well in
the iron kettle and put more wood under it.
The soldier looked pale as ivory as he lay there naked on the
table. Only his face, neck and hands were tan from the sun. He
didnt look as menacing as he had looked before, laying there in
his altogether. His private part stood at attention like a little
soldier, just as stiff as when he tried to force it inside me on
Pappas bed. After making slits at the arm pits and the groin to
help drain the blood, Minnie cut his head off with a meat cleaver
and put it on a stump. She said she didn't like him staring at her
while she worked. Then she cut the hands and feet off and threw
them in the kettle where the water was boiling. She took a butcher
knife and cut him open from crotch to sternum, then reached in and
started pulling out his insides, scraping em out with a knife. I
picked up the bloody mess as she pulled it out and put it on a
another table nearby. She told me to chop it up in little pieces
with a butcher knife which I did. Then I put it into the big stew
pot. When I finished, I threw the contents of the stew pot into
the hog pen and called the hogs. They promptly devoured it as they
would any other slop.
Minnie then used the cleaver to remove the arms and put them on the
other table where I worked using a cleaver to separate the upper
from the lower arms. She then cut out the sternum and cut the ribs
away from the spine and shoulder bones and divided them into two
slabs, stripping the skin off of them and put them on the other
table. She cut out the heart and lungs and put them on my table
where I again cut them up and put them in the stew pot for the
hogs. She then separated the flank meat from the pelvis, divided
it into to pieces, stripped the skin off and laid them aside. She
told me to wash the flanks and ribs and salt them down, then hang
them in the smoke house.
"This is my present to the Yankees. When they come through and
clean out our smoke house, they'll get a surprise. All butchered
up you couldn't tell the ribs and flanks weren't from a hog or a
cow.
She then chopped up the shoulder bones, clavicle and spine and
threw them into the boiling kettle.
Only the lower part of the body was left to deal with. His private
part still stood at attention looking odd with only half a body. I
decided I wanted it. After what he had tried to do to me in Pas
bedroom, I figured I deserved it, earned it. I told sister and she
had no objection as long I hid it well. I stirred two tablespoons
of alum into a big pickle jar that I had filled with warm water,
until it dissolved. Then I took a kitchen knife and neatly cut out
the scrotum. I had an idea about what to use that for later. I
put the wrinkled patch of skin in the alum water, then I cut out
the testicles, washed them, and put them in a jar filled with
vinegar and pickled pigs feet that we kept in the kitchen. I could
see the root of the penis clearly, glistening white behind where
the scrotum had been. I wanted all of it, so I cut the tendon that
connected it to the public bone, and cut out the whole thing, root
and all. It was still stiff and considerably longer that way. At
the end of it the root started to divide into two parts. After I
removed it, I washed it real good, then put the whole thing in the
alum water with the scrotum skin in the pickle jar to soak.
Sister and I used the meat cleaver to cut the hams above the knee,
then cut them away from the pelvic bone. We cut the rump meat away
from the pelvis, divided the pelvis and threw it into the boiling
pot, putting the rump meat aside for the moment. We separated the
knees from the lower legs and threw them into the boiling pot, then
we put the rump meat and lower legs on the table with the arm
pieces.
Minnie stripped the hams of skin, soaked and salted them just like
Sam did, then hung them up in the smoke house beside the ribs and
flanks. We then steaked the arms and calves with the cleaver,
wrapped the pieces in cheese cloth and put them in a wooden barrel
filled with salt water brine in the smoke house. The rump meat we
washed and rolled up into a nice roast, tied it with a string,
salted it, wrapped it in cheese cloth, and put it in the smoke
house.
Minnie picked the head up off the ground by the hair and put it on
the table. She then opened the mouth and pulled out the tongue as
far she could, and cut it off at the root. She put this in the jar
in the kitchen with the pigs feet and testicles. She said she
didn't want no ghosts talking to her in the night. I then dug a
deep hole in the garden and put the head in it. Minnie put a big
rock on top of it and we covered it with dirt. After the water had
boiled for some time in the kettle we put the fire out and poured
out its contents into a stew pot. I fed the meat to the hogs and
we piled the bones on the table. We took the cleaver to the bones
and cut them up into splinters, put them in a pan, and scattered
them there under the boxwoods in the front of the house.
After we were finished we washed the blood off the table. I
gathered the brass buttons from his uniform out of the embers in
the fire, put them in my pocket and took them inside. Inside we
cleaned up the mess in the bedroom and burned the sheets and covers
from Pappa's bed.
After soaking his privates in the pickle jar filled with alum water
for a few days I took the penis and hung it up to dry in the attic
among the hydrangea and other dried flowers, being sure it was hid
real good.
I then took the scrotum skin and scrubbed it good with lye soap and
put it in a jar with a mixture of lime and arsenic sulphide. I
decided to make myself a purse tanning it like kid leather. After
letting it sit in the lime solution for a few days I mixed up a
paste of alum, salt, flour, egg yolks, and a little vegetable oil,
then took a mortar and pounded the skin in the paste for a while,
washed it and pinned it to a board to let it dry. When it dried I
scraped it with the blade of a knife several times to smooth it out
and de-hair it. I then wet it again and stretched it out, pinned
to a board. I worked it good with the mortar, soaked and stretched
it a few more times until it became soft and leathery. Then I
crocheted a top to it, the skin being the bottom of the bag, and I
dyed the whole thing black.
Sure enough the morning of April 10, our farm was overrun by a
whole army of Yankees. At least they had the good sense to wait
several days after their first companion came through. They took
the hogs and what livestock we had left, and cleaned out the smoke
house and the kitchen. I saw one of them carry off the jar with
the pickled pigs feet in it, sit under a tree and eat it all in one
sitting. They told us they were looking for one of their scouts
who had been through earlier and asked if we had seen him. We
said, no, of course. One of the soldiers poked around the garden,
which was freshly dug, probing into the soft dirt with a iron rod.
He ran into a rock or two but nothing suspicious. That night they
camped not far from our place and feasted on the meat they had
taken from our smokehouse and those of our neighbors.
Sister and I swore we would never tell anybody about our Yankee
soldier, not even Pa and Brother if they ever returned home from
the war. It was our own little secret.
May 12,1865
The war is over, Lee surrendered, Pa and brother will be returning
to us soon we hope and pray. I keep my diary in the secret
compartment of the chest under my bed. I took down my little
soldier from the attic, where it dried nicely and put it in a
Japanned box along with his brass buttons. I keep my little
soldier under lock and key in the trunk, taking him out for my
amusement from time to time to remind me of that day in April when
my sister and I reduced a man to his component parts, keeping what
was essential, and throwing out the rest. People admire my new
black crochet bag with the leather bottom. The only problem was
that the bottom didn't keep its shape very well and tended to
shrivel up from time to time with use, so I sewed a round piece of
cardboard into it and now it keeps its shape nicely.
The diary continued into the 1880s when it stopped. Minnie
and Francis continued to live in the house until the 1920s. We
couldn't find any other diaries.
I looked at the crochet bag with a new respect and was not sure I
really wanted to see the contents of the japanned box.
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