Judge Judy

Don't piss the judge off or you could lose more than a case

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	At the the divorce trial my husband was making an ass of 
his self like I knew he would if
only given a chance,  And that came 30 minutes after we started to 
split everything up.  I had let
him win several items after he had made a seen but when it came to 
the pickup I saw a way to
make Ray piss the judge off.  He had already made several sexiest 
remarks and as everyone but
him and his CO council were women the feelings in the room were 
very cold towards him.   All
that I had to do was put too hi a price on the pickup and he 
thought he could just run over me and
make me cower and he could get the pickup for a couple of end 
tables.  

	The judge looked and acted an awlful lot like Judge Judy so 
I’ll just call her Judy,  had a
dislike for chauvinist pigs that she couldn’t keep hidden but when 
my lawyer Kathy started to
silence Ray I just touched her arm and told her to look at the 
judges face.  Ray didn’t know when
to shut up and made the judge madder by the minute,  his CO council 
was trying to shut him up
but Della his lead lawyer shut him up because she had all of him 
she wanted as well and seemed to
be enjoying what the judge was doing to him.

	When Judge Judy was through dressing him down she asked him 
if he had anything else to
say,   He did he said that I was trying to ruin his sex life by 
taking his pickup and money and
should just give his balls to me.  I told the judge real quick,  if 
it really meant that much to him I
would take ownership of his balls for my half interest in the 
pickup.  At this the room erupted into
laughter,  except Ray he said your heard her make her sign.  The 
judge just looked at him and said
you would have to sign your balls away as well.  I could tell he 
didn’t think there was anyway I
could use my contract in to days court system.   The Judge looked 
at all concerned for a little
while and said she wanted to meet with council in chambers and then 
begin at 8 o’clock in the
morning.

	The first thing that I noticed in the morning was the court 
room was crowded with mostly
women.  When I sat down Kathy told me that everyone in chambers 
last night had wanted an iron
clad contract so it was going to be good and the women in the room 
was to make Ray feel that he
has to fulfill his part by signing.   When Judge Judy read the 
contract in the court the witnesses
were laughing but Ray was only thinking about his pickup,   he 
didn’t hear that I would have total
control of his testicles for 10 years as that would about be the 
life of the pickup.   With this I
would have the right to inspect my property twice a month when and 
where I chose to examine
him and he couldn’t leave the state without my permission.  All 
this he signed and was witnessed
by as many of the women as could get up front,  I think they wanted 
me to examine my property
but I wanted everything final first.

	After a month I had a victory party and invited everyone 
from the court room and I made
sure Ray was there although he didn’t know that it was going to be 
his first inspection.  This one
would have to be long and very humiliating.  The look on Rays face 
when he came in was very
precious and he started to argue but the judge was there to tell 
him if he didn’t up hold the
contract everything he owns and will own for 10 years would belong 
to me.

	he dropped his pants and was examined by most of the women 
and some of the men that
were told to feel him up by their controlling wives.  This I 
thought would be a good time to tell
him that when the contract is to run out  he had better have had 
all the sex he wants to have
because I’m going to castrate you Ray and when the last day of the 
contract is over I’ll hand you
back your balls.  He looked to Judge Judy for help but she just 
asked me if she could be their to
watch.  One of the women said she thought that Ray should know 
what’s going to happen then
her and her daughter brought her husband to the front of the crowd 
and with some fighting from
the man and laughing from the women he was striped and tied to the 
kitchen table.  Ray was
given a place near the table so he wouldn’t miss anything and the 
daughter started to shave his
prick and balls.

	Judge Judy whispered in my ear isn’t it funny that the men 
never help each other they just
watch while one of their own is castrated by the weaker sex,  I do 
enjoy it when they fight their
ropes as the knife does it’s work on their bag.   The mother let 
the girl open her fathers bag and
squeeze out the testicles then she told everyone that the reason 
for the castration was because he
had tried to feel up her daughter the other day when she was 
asleep.  She got a firm hold on his
left nut and told her daughter to take the right  and asked 
everyone if the were ready and he
started to screem that he hadn’t meant to touch her but the girl 
said you had your fun now I get
mine and they both pulled until there was a snapping sound and the 
testicles came free and the
room cheered.  Everyone except Ray and he was white faced but when 
he backed away from the
table I noticed a hard on than was dripping a lot of precum.