Misinformed cheerleaders end up "taking care of" the football team.
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This happened when I was in high school. My family lived in a quiet and very conservative community in Nebraska called Horseshoe Bend. The population was about 250. As you know, Nebraska has the best football in the country. Unfortunately our school was not large enough for a full football team. We were in the small league 7 on 7. So our football team had 7 players on the field at any one time. In fact, the team members totalled 10. There were 7 cheerleaders. Even though it was slightly different rules of football, the entire town usually attended the games. One day in Home Ec, we had a substitute teacher. He didn't have the slightest clue about cooking so decided to talk about sex education. I guess he didn't have the slightest clue about that either as he told us that the easiest form of birth control involved a rubber band. More on that shortly... As this was a conservative town, we all went to church together and we knew that we were all expected to remain virgin until marriage. We didn't agree with that, but our main concern was pregnancy, so we abstained as told, because there was no birth control available to us minors. Anyway, this substitute told us that a simple form of birth control was to place a rubber band tightly around both testicles overnight. This restricts the sperm flow to the penis and by morning you can have sex without the threat of pregnancy. All of us cheerleaders were in the same class, and this sure got us excited. We discussed the subject and it became the topic of conversation among us for the next two days. Friday we all wanted to try it out, so we decided to give the players a little party after the game that night. We beat the Weston Hawkeyes I think, and the score was 42-38. 7 on 7 had high scores. Each of us took one of the players for a little party. There were three guys without a girl, so we decided to take care of them Saturday night. I went home with Roger Anderson, the quarterback. We made out a while, and I told him I wanted to have sex for the first time. He about coughed up a lung. But he didn't want to turn this down. So I told him what we had to do. I had some rubber bands in my pocket, and put one around his testicles pretty tight. Then I put on another just to be sure. I told him that I was going to stay the night as I told my parents I was staying with Jennifer. When daylight came, Roger woke me up. We made out some more, but not for long. He pulled down my panties and got in position. Even though people say all kinds of good stuff about sex, I figured we had to be doing something wrong, because it sure hurt when he put it in. Anyway, it didn't last long. In a few minutes he was done and I got dressed and went home. I called later in the day. Roger's mom answered and when I asked for him she said he was in the hospital. She wouldn't tell me what was wrong so I decided to talk to him Monday at school. Within minutes, Becky called and said that Steve was in the hospital because of lost blood flow to his testicles, and they were going to have to amputate, as they had been dead for hours. So we ended up castrating 7 of the football team. You know how word in a small town gets around. These guys had to put up with harassment ever since. In fact in the 10 years since the incident, all have left our town but 1.