SEINFELD GETS SINGED
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Jerry Seinfeld,George,Kramer and Newman are castrated to gratify
Elain's sexual fetish.
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It is a typical Seinfeld day. Jerry is sitting at his word
processor and George has just popped in after work. George is
lounging on the couch, fully emmersed in what is being ommitted by
his walkman.
"What are you listening to? You haven't showed that much attention
span since they've started showing those old Bosco commercials on TV
Land." , Jerry asked in his pattened prissy voice.
"You be quiet about that, to many people around me know my password
already.I'm listening to that old tape of Elain talking dirty,
remember, from a few years ago. I found it while I was cleaning my
closet."
"I'm surprised about two things", Jerry explains,"One is that you
would clean that rats nest you live in,and two, is how small your
pecker is. Shrinkage My ass!" Jerry points at george's small bulge in
his pants.
"You think yours is bigger?", George asks, obviously embarrased.
"I know so,lets show each other our dicks; i'll prove it to you."
The two stood up and faced each other like gun slingers.In unison,
they both quickly pulled down their pants. Jerry had a thick eight
inch erection, and a long plunp cock that hung between his
smooth,muscular things.Where as george onthe other hand had a four
inch dick,with peanut size balls, resting between flabby thinghs.
The door opens and Elain walks in, her face in shock.Yet, she
couldn't keep her eyes off Jerry and George's cocks.
"Well George,I see you got one hell of a short story.", Elain teased
in a sexy voice."judging from your boners you men need areal woman."
George and jerry were speechless. Elain stripped down to ablack g-
string.She had a wonderful tan body and nice,firm breats.
'Get ready boys,you are in for a cum of a life time."
Elain bends down and removes Kramer's severed head!An added shock was
that his testicles were shoved up his nostrils, It looked almost like
what an African tribe would do to modify ther bodies.
George and jerry screamed. Elain looked at their nowflacid dicks,"You
guys could use some mango."
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