Top 10 reasons my wife may fix me

My wife is always threatening (or promising) to remove my manhood.
So I've compiled...The Top Ten Reasons my wife may fix me...

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10) If I have sex with someone else

09) to prevent me from having sex with someone else

08) so she can qualify to run for president of the Lorena Bobbitt fan 
club

07) If I ever hurt her

06) to impress her girlfriends

05) "Just imagine the stares we'll get at the nude beach"

04) so I will stop worrying about my own needs and concentrate on 
just eating her.

03) to help start a cool new trend

02) To prove that men look and act better without those weird looking 
unneccessary things.

and the #1 reason my wife may cut of my dick...

01) just for the fun of it!