Dentist's Secret

My testicles were "stolen" by the dentist.

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It was in September when I woke up in pain from my wisdom tooth.  
It had gotten infected and swollen quite a bit.  I was new to town 
and had to pick a new dentist as it had been a while since I had 
visited one.  Looking through the phone book I found one that 
advertised they handled emergencies.  Well, this was enough of an 
emergency for me.  After a quick call they scheduled me for later 
in the morning.
I arrived at the office a little early and waited for the dentist.  
The pain was unbearable and my gums felt like fire as the minutes 
dragged on.  Finally the assistant called me into the other room.  
She put me in a chair to wait.  Again, time dragged slowly along as 
I waited for the dentist to pull my tooth, or something to help 
me.  She finally walked in the door.  Wow, she looked good, and she 
looked like she was about 17.  I know she had to be 25 or more 
because of the education requirements, but she was petite and had 
the smoothest baby face.  She looked at my mouth and after taking 
some notes she told me my wisdom teeth had to be removed.  However, 
my gums were too swollen for that to be done right now.  She gave 
me a prescription and left me to suffer.  The person at the desk 
set me up an appointment for 2 days later and said that when I came 
back, the swelling should go down and the Dentist could look at me.
Before I came back, I decided to let her see my "equipment" as that 
had been a turn-on for me in the past.  I wore the pants that have 
a small hole in the crotch.  Then when she would walk around the 
chair I would spread my legs just a little and push down slightly 
so that one or both of my balls would pop out the hole and she 
would see them.  But I wanted to make sure it was not apparent that 
I was doing this on purpose.  And of course, no underwear.
When I got to the office this time the wait was much less, probably 
because the majority of the pain had gone away.  Anyway, this time 
there was a different assistant that called me to the back room and 
put me on the chair.  She was cute too, but not as cute as the 
Dentist.  She came into the office in a couple minutes and looked 
in my mouth.  She said I looked much better and she would pull the 
tooth.  She asked how I wanted the anesthesia and I asked for a 
local anesthetic plus the gas.  She walked over to the desk to look 
at the file, and as she sat there, she was in view of my crotch, so 
I very subtley pushed down and felt one of my balls pop through the 
hole.  Her eyes glanced in the crotch area and very quickly back to 
the file.  She came back over and put the mask for the gas over my 
nose and had her assistant get the local anesthetics to inject my 
gums.
After the injections, I could feel my mouth getting numb, but 
before it was numbed, she reached in and said tell me if you feel 
this.  I was about to tell her that the anesthetic had not yet 
taken effect, but before I could she twisted the wisdom tooth that 
had flared up earlier.  All the pain came rushing back with a 
vengeance.  That's all I remember.  I woke up in the waiting room.
When I got home, the wife was waiting for me.  She had just come 
home from work and asked me about the dental visit.  I honestly 
told her that I didn't remember.  She put me down on the couch and 
told me to take a nap while she watched a movie.  I have no idea 
what it was because I was weak from the dental visit and just 
wanted sleep.  It was a romance movie.
Next thing I know, she is waking me up saying it is about 2 hours 
later, and she was a bit horny because of the movie.  It is at this 
point I feel a little awkward in my groin.  I remember what I had 
intended to do at the dentist's office, and that I had no underwear 
on.  Well, in any case, I have no feeling in my groin, probably due 
to some shot of anesthetic.  She pulls off her top and starts 
kissing on me.  She starts to undo my pants.       My protests do 
not hinder her, as she claims I have been holding out on her and I 
was not getting away tonight.  Well she gets the pants off and sees 
I have no underwear on.  This looked suspicious to her and she 
decides she is going to inspect.  As she gets closer, she sees that 
my balls have turned black, and they have some type of white string 
tied around them as tight as it will go, probably dental floss.
She rushed me to the hospital where I was kept over night.  The ER 
doctor told me he had to remove both testicles to prevent gangrene, 
and that the testicles looked like they had been dead for probably 
4 hours.  I still haven't found a way to tell my wife how I had set 
myself up for this.