A little non-fiction for a change. Having the opportunity to get into bed with two Finnish airline stewardesses gave me a memorable surprise.
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There are many stories in the BME archive about a woman biting off a man's testicles while he is licking her pussy. I think that most men have that fantasy at one time or another, there are just few that will admit to it. About 28 years ago I came close to having it realized. I was working an overnight duty shift for a large office machine company. They rented a hotel room downtown so that a service tech could be close to the large law firms that required 24-hour service for their word processing departments. My pager (not like the ones we have today) had not gone off by 11:30, and I was hungry, so I went downstairs to get something to eat. Unfortunately, the restaurant had closed at 11:00, but I was told that the kitchen was still open for the bar. Although I was on duty, and working for a rigidly dry company, I went into the bar. The only other people in the bar were two rather striking looking blond women speaking a language I didn't even recognize. I smiled at them; they returned the smile and motioned me to their table. I immediately forgot about the food. They spoke English with a Northern European accent. They told me their names were Tikka and Nene (I'm not really sure of the spelling in English, and I wouldn't even try to spell their last names.), that they were Finnish, and were airline stewardesses on a long layover. It didn't take much talking before I realized that they were as horny as I was, and since this would be the second time in my life I had the opportunity to have sex with two women at the same time, I was ready to take advantage of my situation. (Right there in the bar if necessary.) By 12:20 we were all back up in my room. (Nene wondered aloud what took me so long.) We all got naked and in the bed. After some mutual foreplay they had me lay back and Tikka told me to put my hands up beside my head. She straddled my face, pinning my arms down with her legs. I immediately started licking her pussy. Nene was between my legs giving me a blow job. I was getting close to cumming and Tikka and already had a little orgasm when Nene started sucking on my balls while masturbating me with her hand. Tikka starts talking, telling me that Nene is a Laplander. "The Lapps", she said, "are nomadic herders, tending reindeer herds." Nene starts gently chewing my balls. Tikka continued, "In the spring, the Lapps have to castrate the extra male reindeer in their herds." Nene is chewing more vigorously. "According to tradition", Tikka said, "the women do the castrating, tying up the reindeer and biting off their testicles." Nene clamped her teeth down on my scrotum and pulled my balls away from my body as far as she could. That is a moment that stands out vividly in my memory even 28 years later, and returns to me often in my dreams. The fear and sexual excitement brought me to one of the most memorable orgasms I have ever had. I must have been licking like crazy because Tikka said that she had one of her most memorable orgasms also. They were laughing when she let me up and I checked to see that my balls were still attached. We spent the rest of the night trying every combination of the three of us we could think of. I don't know if the story about the Lapp women castrating the reindeer is true, but those two had a great deal of fun telling it. I doubt that any man who has heard it from them has ever forgotten it.