The New Wave In Relationships

A fictional news story about the growing practice of wives cutting 
off their husbands' penises-- to improve lovemaking

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THE NEW WAVE IN RELATIONSHIPS: WOMEN ARE CHOOSING TO CUT OFF THEIR 
MEN'S PENISES

And The Men Want Them To!

(AP)-New York, April 20, 2030- More women than ever before are 
cutting off their husbands' and boy-friends' penises, a new study 
concludes. And it's not out of adultery.

The Kinsey III Report has documented over 100,000 cases of men 
willingly undergoing penectomy, the operation in which the penis is 
removed.

The men show up everywhere: nude beaches, locker rooms, films. Even 
male strip clubs and adult movies.

"It's a growing phenomenon," says Dr. Judith Michael, who cut off 
her own husband's penis four years ago. "Both men and women are 
realizing that penises simply interfere with the joy and sensuality 
of lovemaking. Men are allowing women to cut off their most prized 
parts. It's a very loving sacrifice that men make to their 
relationships."

You can spot the men who have gone through the operation. They are 
the ones whose eyes don't stray. They can look at other women with 
reverence and awe, not just lust. They have looks of content, and 
they genuinely enjoy being with women and talking with them.

"What an incredible difference it has made in our lives," says 
Rachel, whose husband suggested to her that she cut off his penis to 
make their relationship stronger. "He loves to talk to me about 
anything now. We can be naked together just for the warmth and 
sensuality. I don't have to worry about him trying to shove his 
penis into me. He's cooperative and faithful. And we kiss longer, 
hug longer, and make love longer!"

Rachel points out another benefit. "He can comment on another man's 
body and not be uncomfortable. We go to male strip shows together 
and he just loves it. Normally, a woman can watch other women and 
like it. Now men can do the same with other men."

Other women report receiving adequate time spent on oral sex. One 
estimate says that men without penises can pleasure women for up to 
two hours at a time.

There are some women who simply find it attractive. "Something about 
a man who doesn't have that thing just turns me on!" says Paula, a 
21-year-old student. "I first saw one at the Manhattan Ladies' 
Lounge, where the men take it all off. But when one dancer in 
particular stood right before me, I was shocked. I wanted to ask 
what happened to him. After a short while, I began to find it a real 
turn-on. When I took him home, I discovered he could go all night. I 
humped him for hours."

One recurring question among those about to lose their penises is 
how they will make love, if at all. Dr. Michael says it is not very 
different once the penis is gone. "You show your husband or 
boyfriend a lot of love. You touch him all over. Caress his 
testicles, because they are the most sensitive part of his body, 
after his penis. You rub your clitoris on his testicles while in the 
missionary or woman-on-top position. Men love to feel a woman having 
an orgasm this way. Above all, kiss his stump. Kiss it every day. 
Show your man that you love it."

"Sex without a penis is about rubbing," says Dr. Michael. Among gay 
couples, it is largely the same. The one without the penis takes the 
top position and rubs his scrotum on his partner's penis. More 
frequently, though, he is the receiver of anal sex and the giver of 
fellatio. Among gay couples in which both men have been 
penectomized, sexual behavior consists largely of kissing and 
hugging, being nude together, caressing, rubbing scrotums together, 
humping scrotums on buttocks, and overall body kissing.

"For us," say Steve and Harold, "just taking a two-hour bath 
together is more satisfying than a night of traditional anal and 
oral sex."

Many men have their penises preserved in an erect state, says Dr. 
Michael, so that they can strap them on and penetrate their wives. 
This satisfies the wives' need for penetration. Often, the women 
will strap the penises on themselves and penetrate their men 
instead. As Robert says, "Nothing excites me like seeing my wife 
strap on MY penis and put it into my anus. It's like my penis is 
teaching me how to feel like a woman during intercourse. That just 
blows my mind."

But what about the lack of orgasm and the loss of penile pleasure?

"We don't miss out much on pleasure," Robert says as he holds his 
preserved, seven-inch penis in his hands. "Our pleasure is spread 
out over our whole bodies. For many of us, it's the first time we're 
not centered on our penises. We make love more slowly and more 
sensuously. We touch more. And if we strap our penises back on, we 
can use them more slowly. We're not orgasm-oriented; we're 
touch-oriented. Just like women."

"And the lack of orgasm doesn't bother him anymore," his wife Sarah 
says. "In fact, there is some tension that's always present. It's 
what keeps him able to make love for hours. It's always there, and 
it never gets fully satisfied."

Thus, men without their penises cut a strange figure among manhood 
today. As the new New York City statue of a bronze, muscular man 
sans organ and looking skyward shows, it is those who don't have 
them who are showing the way to the future.

So concur Brian and Suzi, two members of a social group in Chicago. 
Soon to be married, they have agreed that Brian will allow her to 
cut off his penis and preserve it. When they meet for the social 
group, the husband of one of the other women waits on them nude. 
Brian and Suzi get to see what he will look like soon, since the 
waiter is without an organ.

"I should be honest," he says. "I'll miss the feeling of penetrating 
Suzi."

"And I'll miss the feeling of a live penis growing in my mouth," 
says Suzi. "But when we see how contented men are once their penises 
have been cut off, we know this is best for them."

Brian is admittedly nervous. But Suzi reassures him, saying that 
devotion and touching more than make up for penetration.