The Hitani Crown Their Cock Lord

The Hitani crown a new ruler and dispose of the old one.

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Crowning the Cock Lord

Until recently, most of what we know about the customs of the Hitani 
comes from the writings of their most hated enemies, the Amazons.  
These records, so ably translated and presented by Prof. Emma 
Masculator, Chair of the Feminist History at Balls State tell of 
numerous wars between these two groups, one dominated by females, the 
other by males..



While even Prof. Masculator recognizes that the Amazon stories 
contain many elements of propraganda--for example, the Amazons 
obviously regard cocks and balls are rare delicacies, yet they seem 
to consume them with amazing frequency--it has until recently been 
assumed that the Hitani were rarely, if ever, victorious in their 
contest with the Amazons.



Newly unearthed evidence, however, presents us with an opportunity to 
redress the balance.  The Hitani and Amazons seemed to have 
maintained a precarious balance of power.  In addition, considerable 
infighting between the various Amazon and Hitani tribes along with 
the occasional raids by Persians, Scythians, Parthians and other 
ancient tribes seemed to maintain a balance of power in the region.



As the following account shows, the Hitani were a most cock-centric 
society.  The male organ was held in the highest regard.  In fact, 
rulership of the Hitani tribe was determined by penis size.  Read on, 
and learn of this fascinating people's history and customs.



CROWNING THE COCK LORD



Today is the crowning of the Cock Lord.  In the huts of the villages, 
the male warriors awake.  A female slave or page, depending on his 
preference, presents her or his ass for fucking.  The warriors start 
their day by draining their balls into the asses of their chosen fuck 
toys, for sodomy is the preferred form of intercourse for all Hitani, 
straight or gay.  It should also be pointed out that the average size 
of a Hitani cock is 8 inches.  Their balls, too, tend to be of 
unusual size.



After their morning fuck, the still-naked warriors make their way to 
the Temple.  Here, they mount the steps, passing between the penis 
shaped columns.  No women are allowed inside the temple, save for the 
Temple Sluts, captured Amazons who have been reduced to mere fucktoys 
for the Hitani warriors.  



Two men, however, do not partake in the grand morning fuck.  They are 
the reigning Cock Lord and the Cock Lord in waiting.



Each year, a new Cock Lord is chosen from the class of incoming 
warriors.  The criteria is simple--the lad (for warriors are 
circumsized at age 16) with the largest cock is crowned.  (Author's 
note:  It can be imagined that many a gory Hitani defeat was rooted 
in selecting leaders by cock size rather than martial prowess).  



For one year, the Cock Lord reigns supreme.  No woman or boy may 
refuse the honor of his cock--indeed, the Hitani believe the Cock 
Lord must fuck at least twice a day to ensure the prosperity of the 
Hitani.  In addition, he goes from house to house in the spring, 
taking the most attractive member of each household into their fields 
and fucking them to ensure the land's fertility.  If a woman has 
trouble conceiving, she begs to be fucked by the Cock Lord.  In 
short, his cock is the living embodiment of Hitani might and 
prosperity.  



Today, his reign will end, and a new Cock Lord will be crowned.



After all the warriors of the tribe have gathered in the temple, the 
Temple Sluts are presented.  Each is naked, and chained by her wrist 
and ankles between two great penis columns of marble.  The boys who 
are to be officially initiated into warriors now march into the 
temple in neat columns.  Their cocks and balls are bound for the 
first time in keeping with the Hitani belief that the balls are the 
source of a warriors strength and bravery.  They believe, then, that 
if a warrior slays another, he must consume the balls of his enemy to 
gain that warrior's strength.  By the same token, if one dies in 
battle, it is an honor to have one's balls eaten and to have one's 
strength live on in the heart of another warrior.  Thus, they tie 
their cocks and balls with cords of leather so that the balls are 
pushed down and forward in the sack and the penis is erect.



The new warriors now fall on the Temple Sluts, each fucking them in 
turn until their mixed sperm overflow from the cunts and asses of the 
Temple Sluts.  The sight of these once proud Amazon warriors being 
fucked in their shaved cunts and tight asses soon has the older 
warriors erect as well.  When the last of the initiates has emptied 
his balls into one of the Temple Sluts, the priests of the War Guard 
enter.  They insert giant dildos into the cum-slicked cunts and asses 
of the Temple Sluts, stretching and tearing their holes until the 
unfortunate women are ripped apart inside and expire in agony.  Many 
of the gathered warriors cum copiously at the sight, spurting their 
seed onto the marble floors of the temple.



Now the ceremony comes to its climax.



First, the reigning Cock Lord mounts the raised dias, surrounded by 
the corpses of the Amazons.  He is nude, and his cock is erect.  At 
the sight of his mighty organ, the other warriors kneel, paying 
homage to the glory of his mighty cock.  He stands in the center of 
the stage, waiting.



The Cock Lord in waiting now enters.  His erect cock rests upon a 
silken pillow borne by a naked girl.  A naked page follows, bearing a 
golden sickle.  Together they mount the dais.   The girl removes the 
pillow, allowing the new Lord's cock to swing freely.  The page hands 
him the golden sickle.  Now, he kneels before the cock of his Lord.  
He cries out

"Behold the might of the Cock Lord!  How thankful we are for the 
might of his cock and balls, how they have kept our fields rich with 
grain, our women heavy with children and our armies triumphant in 
battle!  I call on all men to offer up their seed in homage to the 
might of his glorious cock!"



At this, the warriors rise and masterbate until the floors of the 
temple are slick with their spilt seed.  When the last warrior has 
shot his load, the new Cock Lord takes the old Cock Lord's penis into 
his mouth and sucks it, transferring his sacred seed into his own 
body.  As he sucks, places the blade of the sickle against the ball 
sack of the Cock Lord.  After he drinks the Cock Lords sperm, he 
jerks the sickle, slicing off the Cock Lord's balls.  He advances to 
the altar, where he slices open the ball sack so that the balls fall 
out into a golden dish.  He holds the dish up, presenting it to the 
gods for blessing, the gulps down the balls of the former Cock Lord.



Now, he returns to the Cock Lord, and slices off his penis.  He 
returns to the altar, and hurls the cock meat into the fire as an 
offering to the gods.  Having done this, he then slices the Cock 
Lord's throat.  He climbs to the Cock Lord's Throne, and the girl who 
carried the pillow mounts his cock.  The page boy sings the praises 
of the new Cock Lord thus "Behold the new Cock Lord!  How mighty is 
his organ!  Let us worship it's magnificence!  See how easily he 
impales this bitches cunt!  What a fine cock!  How I would love to 
feel it in my own entrails!" and so on.  Finally, the new Cock Lord 
shoots his seed into the cunt of the girl.  Having received the gift 
of his seed, she is seized by the Priests who slit her throat and 
cast her onto the sacrificial fires.  With her death, the ceremony is 
over and a new Cock Lord reigns supreme.