Pit Stop

Four salesman stop at a rest stop while on their way to an 
important sales call. Rest stops along highways also serve as 
Public Castration Clinics for those who volunteer.

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Zorex Enterprises, Inc. needed this new sales contract desperately. 
Mr Zorex decided to send his four top salesmen to seal this deal. 
It was impossible to be any better than these guys. Soon, the 
competition would be crawling.

Everyone knows that looks and charm sells. These four were the 
best: handsome, athletic, masculine, rugged, and personalities that 
could charm the socks off anyone.

It would be about an hours drive to the call. They decided to meet 
at the office and take a company car. About 30 minutes into the 
drive, they decided to stop at a rest area, too much coffee.

"It amazes me," Jim began, "why any guy would want to have his nuts 
removed." Rest areas also served as Public Castration Clinics for 
guys wanting to voluntarily have their testicles removed.

The four guys headed through the door maked "Men".  They headed 
over to the urinals. They had been working together for several 
years and had become good friends in and out of work. They worked 
out at the same gym and had seen each other naked several times, 
but they still stole peeks just like every other guy while standing 
at a urinal. When you knew you were looking at something good; 
well, you just couldn't help from looking at it.

"I don't know why either," Bill responded. "I heard that somehow 
they talk you into it."

They all noticed the young, cute men sitting on the bench along the 
wall. This was where you sat until the door labeled "PCC" (Public 
Castration Clinic) opened and some guy stuck his head out and said, 
"Next".

Dave whispered to Sean, "Did you notice how they all seem to have 
blank stares?"

"Their eyes look glazed over," Sean responded.

A little boy about six years old came into the restroom and 
approached one of the guys sitting on the bench. "Daddy, mommy 
wants to know how much longer you'll be." Daddy didn't respond, so 
the attendant cleaning the sinks said, "Tell your mommy it'll be 
just a few more minutes."  Daddy then said, "Yes, son, tell mommy 
I'll be out soon." The little boy left.  The PCC door opened, the 
man said, "Next", and everyone shuffled down one space on the bench.

Jim and Dave finished up and were first at the sinks to wash their 
hands. Jim was drying his hands, and Bill stepped up.

Jim said, "I'll meet you back in the car."

Dave said, "I'm going over to the drink machine and get a Coke."

They headed out as Bill was drying his hands and Sean began washing 
his. "See you back at the car, Sean."

The attendant asked Sean where they were headed. Sean said, "Just 
another boring sales call."

At the soda machine, another of the nice, helpful attendants 
working for the rest area asked Dave how he was doing.

Three or four minutes later, Dave sat down beside Sean on the bench 
by the door labeled "PCC".  They both stared ahead with a glassy 
look in their eyes.

Bill asked Jim what he thought was taking Sean and Dave so long. 
Bill decided to go in to hurry them along.

Jim was a bit agitated when Bill didn't return, so he headed in to 
get them. They weren't in the room with the vending machines, so he 
headed back in to the restroom. He couldn't believe his eyes when 
he saw Sean, Dave, and Bill sitting there with glassy-eyed stares.

Jim asked, "What are you guys doing?"

The attendant came over to Jim and said, "Looks like your buddies 
have made a decision."

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The PCC door opened. A man slowly walked out and exited the men's 
room. They heard the word, "Next", and Sean stood up and walked 
through the door. Dave, Bill, and Jim shuffled down.

A bus load of college basketball players stopped at the rest stop. 
They were all crowding in to the men's room. The attendant heard 
one say to another, "Why would any guy want to have his nuts 
removed?" The attendant smiled and continued wiping down the sinks.

Three more attendants squeezed their way into the crowded men's 
room. One asked, "How's everyone doing today? Did you win your 
game?" Another called in to the PCC to tell them it's going to be 
busy for awhile.

The door opened, the man said, "Next". Dave stepped through the 
door and saw several naked men lying peacefully on their backs with 
their feet in stirrups. He saw Sean. Sean no longer had those big 
low-hanging nuts between his thighs.

As the man closed the door, he said, "Remove your clothing, please. 
Lie on your back on that empty table and place your feet in the 
stirrups. Sean and the others watched Dave undress.

Bill and Jim shuffled down on the bench and the first two college 
basketball players sat down.