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There he was , a real mongrel dog , never shouting smokes , allways bludging off people and allways talking bad towards everyone , myself included . However , what really broke the preverbial Alice Camels back was the way he sleazed up to our girls . My lady was from the Torres Strait , a young reasonably short Island woman from just south of the PNG mainland (about as far as you can go north in Aussie without crossing to Papua New Guinea.) Anyway , he began to sleaze up to her . Again , as in what would happen with the Ingham Horse a lot later , my enemies were suffering the same problem . We knew he wasnt from Ingham (therefore his boonga (penis ) was a bit too small and had to be substantially improved a bit .
OK we had a good chat over a beer down the back of the school and I decided we should attempt something a bit exotic with this clown to keep him a bit on the straight and narrow and to stop him (permanently) from attempting to jump our fences and mounting our ladies like some mangy filthy camp dog on heat with a decorub enema ! OK we got him just after school in the dormitory , just near where AM34 got castrated much later on . We told him , "Right , stand at ease with your arms out just like a plane" He did . The corridor was about 20 meters long and slippery as hell so I put on my gum boots (wet weather boots) and then ran up behind him and at the right moment , I have him a hell of a kick that would connect under his balls , slamming them into his hip bone . He "Took off" just like a plane and dropped down . We thought it was hilarious , the bloke had jumped about 5 feet in the air screaming the stars to rattle , his scream reverberating off the walls . Then we picked him up told him to stand so then did it again to the song "highway to the danger zone" played on a casette recorder . He was dead sexually , my lady freind was turned off , he was useless . How dare he attempt what he did , though , especially in a way that made his worst enemies come together even though two of them attempted to castrate and hang one of them . there are some real bloody idiots out there , eh?
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