Fourth for Bridge, A

“Let me see if I got dis straight. Ol Henry gets taken in by Sarah and has his nuts whacked off, then the other broad from your bridge club takes her hubby in and has his nuts cut and his prick cut off. Then Sarah goes back and has Henry completely done, and in the process gets herself modified. Now you want me to get my nuts whacked off so I’ll look better in a bathing suit, your nuts.”

“Well, I don’t know it seem like a good idea when I was playing bridge the other day.”

“Paige honey, those broads are goofy, none of them are playing with full decks, inbreeding or something. But let me ask you something. Last night, in this bed in this very room, there was a whore, she had her legs up around her ears, and she was yelling: ‘Harder, fuck me harder, make it hurt, make me bleed.’ Now after this broad comes about 7 or 8 times, she looses control and pees on me. So I roll over and my dick gets soft and its is a real mess, its got her juice and pee on it, my cum and some stray hairs. So dis whore gets down on it and licks it clean, and gives me another hard on. And she stays right with it till I wind up fucking her face and cuming in her mouth. Then she looks up at me her face all red and covered with shit and says ‘Kiss me’ You don’t happen to know who dat whore was do you?”

“May have been me.”

“Well if I have my nuts chopped off its Good-by Charlie, no more sucking no more fucking.

“No sucking, no fucking?”

“That’s right Paige. Paige I love you more than life. You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I love the way you raising our two kids; they are going to be special because of you. I love the way you keep you body in shape. I love your body every inch of it, from your beautiful mouth, to your cunt to youe little brown asshole. I love your smell, your taste, the way you fuck, the way you suck, you are so juicy, and you’re always ready. How many times have you made so much noise that you scared the kids when I was fucking you? You look like the ice princess, but you are better than ten whores. Remember our first meet. You blew me in the car, twice, and I finger fucked you. That would all be a memory if you have my nuts cut off. No way does this happen.”

“Okay I guess.”

“No I guess, without nuts we can’t play mare and Italian Stallion anymore.”

“No more mare, no more Italian Stallion?”

“That’s right, let the other broads change their husbands, if you don’t get laid at least once every twenty-four hours, you go completely squirrelly, what you gonna do if sex ended. You’d be fucking the freaking dog in a weeks time.”

“Your right of course. So what if your Speedo’s bulge, it’s the bulge I love.”

“Paige I think my little mare has a touch of the colic, and needs to be straightened out inside, what do you think?”

“Your right I need my stallion to mount me and straighten me out.” Paige moved onto the bed face down and reached behind her and spread her cheeks to expose her rectum. Dominic mounted her, and slipped inside with no resistance, they had done this a few times before. They were off and running. Paige got a little to evolved with getting herself straightened out and asked for a second riding. She could just about walk the next three days.

“Well Ladies.” Announced Paige at her weekly bridge game, “Nick has convinced me, no modification for him.”

“Paige dear, his Speedo’s will still bulge.” Said Sarah and her friend who each had for different reasons had their husband emasculated.

“Yes I know, but I love that bulge. Nick is the only man that has ever been able to satisfy me. They didn’t call me the ‘bionic bitch’ in college because of my temper. It was because no man until Nick could keep up with me. The reason I am limping is because of one of our games, I got ridden too much. No other man could do what Nick does for me. My Nick is like a good stud horse, completely voluntary, when I need it, he is right there to do me.”

“I guess that’s fine. How about you Gloria, are you going to have Hal done?” asked Sarah.

“I am a little confused about Hal. Let me try and explain what happened the other day. I came home early from the garden show, and heard some noise out in the patio. For some reason I peaked in, and there was a couple making love, but it was a really confusing sight. The girl was standing between the man’s legs, and masturbating him. Then I realized even though the girl had long hair, and breasts, she also had a penis, and was doing it to the man on the table. Then I realized the man on the table was Hal. After a few minutes, the girl pulled out, removed the condom and went to Hal’s mouth, where she placed the penis in his mouth and made love to him that way. The girl must of orgasmed in Hal’s mouth.” Replied Gloria with a strange look on her face.

“I think Gloria the word you are looking for is Transvestite, or Shemale.” Replied Paige, the bridge parities expert on sex.

Then one of those once in a lifetime occurrences took place, Sarah by inductive reason reached a conclusion. This would be known at all the local bridge games as the day Sarah thought.

“Gloria, it seems to me if Hal likes sex that way, having his gonads and penis removed will be no great loss. His friend will still be able to stick his penis in Hal’s rectum and mouth. Go ahead and have him done, he will be so happy afterwards and he will thank you for his neat appearance at the club.

With only a slight hint of malice Gloria made the call to the blond woman. She explained she wanted the same recreational emasculation that her friend had gotten for her husband, but this was going to be a surprise for her husband Hal. A really big surprise. Then she went on to explain about the scene in her patio.

“Gloria that will make it so simple. I will come to you home under some pretext. Accompanying me will be an acquaintance, a shehim. This shehim is entirely passably; no one would know that the shehim is really a functional man. Plastic surgery, voice lesions, breast implants, all served to make him into a woman in every way but one. Under some pretest the shehim will get you husband into the bedroom, and have him ready for mounting, except it will be his gonads and penis that shall be mounted. Have you ever noticed that when a man is on his hands and knees his penis and gonads hang straight down? A man in this position is very venerable. When. The shehim has him in this position, we will pop in and pop his balls and cock off. A little rubber band, a little flick of the knife, and you bikini bottom will fit him with no discernable bulge.”

After much back and forth they decided on interior painters, as a good cover. Who knows from paint? The blond woman and her accomplice the shehim arrived one evening right on schedule. At first Gloria had a problem, thinking that the blond woman was the man in drag, and the shehim was the castratrix. They talked about how long the painting would take per room; the blond woman had even picked up some color charts.

The shehim said they would like to look around a bit and would Hal be kind enough to show him the bedroom. Hal led the way and when inside the rather large bedroom the shehim closed the door.

“Hal dear, we have about ten minutes before they miss us, wanna fuck.”

“What?”

“Oh come here Hal.” The shehim embraced Hal and began to kiss him passionately. “Ready for a big surprise Hal, I know what you like.” The shehim took Hal’s hand and placed it on his semi erect cock.

“Oh my.” Said Hal as he sucked in his breath.

“We have time for a quickie, you blow me, then I will give you the fucking you want.” The shehim removed his cock and forced Hal’s head downwards, Hal needed very little encouragement to start sucking the shehim’s cock.

“Oh what a good boy you are Hal, such a nice warm wet mouth. Get up on the bed now and let me fuck your ass. This is going to be the best fucking you have ever had, you’ll remember this one the rest of your life.”

Hal hopped up on the bed assumed the doggie position and lowered his trousers. The shehim impaled him, then hopped up on the bed so he was riding Hal’s ass high, giving those behind a clear view, then the shehim began to pound away.

Oblivious to his surroundings he didn’t hear the blond woman or his wife enter the room. He only became aware of the presents when the blond woman popped a castrating band on his low hanging penis above the balls.

Hal screamed from the pain. The shehim dismounted, and the blond woman slapped a pair of leg irons on Hal. Of course he wasn’t going to get to far with his balls and cock tied off and his trouser around his knees.

“Hal dear, I have decided you would look better in your swim suit this summer at the club with out all those things hanging done. You can still follow you hobby with people like this shehim, after all you don’t need those things to take a penis in your rectum or mouth.” Said Gloria

“Oh my god, your crazy.”

“Be that as it may Hal, I have already decided that the thing for you is a recreational emasculation, removal of the scrotum, and penis.”

“Yes, Hal, your wife has decided,” said the blond woman, “now try to be a good boy and co operate a bit, and it will all be over with in a jiffy. Now I have to put this tube in you this may sting a bit going by that band, but don’t worry as I tell all my subjects, that stinging will go away with the penis.” The blond woman really had to work to get the tube past the band, and there was a little blood from her efforts finally it was in place. Hal for his part was writhing around on the bed from the pain of the band. The blond woman loaded the band castrator again, and popped a second band on as a cutting mark. Hal screamed again.

“I guess he hasn’t numbed all that much yet. Gloria would you prefer my penis tool which takes everything off in one smooth cut, or would you like me to use the gelding knife on him?”

“Which would take longer, and hurt more?” asked Gloria.

“The knife, since I have to cut slowly so the catheter is not cut off also. It takes three of four circles with the knife to get everything cut and is exquisitely painful to the person being castrated. I could give him some painkiller.”

“No painkiller for him, I want to hear him scream. Make it the knife, I want it to be as painful as possible for the little queer.” Replied Gloria.

Turning to the shehim, the blond woman asked if he would be kind enough to sit on Hal’s chest.

“I’d be happy to, but I don’t want to watch.”

“You don’t have to just keep him still as possible. After all we are cutting off something vital.” Turning to Hal, the blond woman stoked his forehead where beads of perspiration had formed. “Hal don’t be scared, this will all be over in a moment. You will be free of you burden of a double life. It is going to hurt but only for a little while, this is you last sexual experience, think of it as aversion therapy, cutting edge aversion therapy. Are you ready Hal?”

“No, please don’t, this is sick, I have money I will pay you, lots of money, just leave, no one will know, please, oh please don’t cut me or hurt me.”

”Sorry Hal, your at home, and your wife is the boss at home, she doesn’t want you to have a cock and balls anymore, so off they come. This house has such a big lot, go ahead and scream as I cut, it won’t help the pain, but you will feel like you are doing something. Just a word of advice don’t hold your breath, it makes the pain worse. Here they go Hal.” The blond woman pulled his cock and balls out from his body, and made circular cuts between the two little green bands, Hal screamed and thrashed, but to no avail. Three circles with the knife and he was gelded. One strand of flesh still held the package in place on the first attempt at removal; a little flick of the knife got rid of that little problem. The blond woman slid the penis complete with gonads off the catheter; they remained inflated due to the band.

“There you go Gloria, his bulges are gone, and he will be a good model for swimwear now. I’m going to put these in the freezer, will be right back.”

“Oh thank you so, much. Now I noticed you left a band on, what is that for.”

“That band on what remains of his sex organ prevents bleeding. We could probably cut his balls off with not much blood, put the penis, he would bleed out in about five minutes with out the band.” The blond went to the kitchen with Hal’s former balls and penis still inflated due to the band.

‘Is that right, he would just bleed all over the place.’ Thought Gloria. That is when Gloria did the ‘oh shit” move. The picked up a pair of cuticle scissors from her nightstand, and went to the still writhing screaming Hal, and cut the band off the stub of where his penis had once been; gouts of blood poured forth. “Let see how long it takes you to die you cock-sucker.” Gloria had never used terms like this in the past, but felt they were appropriate to the situation, she felt a deep sense of betrayal she felt.

“Oh shit.” Said the blond woman when she returned to the bedroom about five minutes later. “You have just killed your husband Gloria, there is no way to effectively stop the bleeding and get him to the hospital.” Looking at the growing pool of blood on the floor. “Besides that we would all go to jail, and not collect $200, I will not go back to jail.”

“I know, but he is a worthless fucking faggot, so who cares. Turning to the shehim, ‘present company excepted of course.’

The blond woman was stunned for am moment. However, being a woman of action, she knew what needed to be done. She reached into her black bag and removed the small 22 automatic she carried for such emergencies; it was loaded with the short rounds. The shehim was still turned, sitting on Hal; the blond woman placed the pistol close to the back of the shehim’s head, and pulled the trigger twice. The bullets entered the brain, spun around the interior and turned the brain in to chutney, instant rag-doll.

“Here Gloria hang onto this for me.” The blond woman handed the pistol to Gloria butt first. “Oh dear me you have something on you tooth, open wide and I will remove it, looks like spinach.”

Gloria opened her mouth unable to imagine what could be on her teeth, the blond woman bent Gloria’s arm with the pistol up and into her mouth and pulled the trigger. One more instant rag-doll.

“Now let me see, powder residue on her hands, need finger prints on the magazine, pick up all my things, and wipe down everything I touched.’ Thought the blond woman. She neatened the room as mush as was possible, Hal took a few minutes to bleed out, by this time he was growing weak, cold and starting to spasm. The blond removed her fingerprints from the castrating knife and put it in Gloria’s still warm hand. This was Buck’s County and not Philly, so the homicide detectives were pretty poorly trained and lacked big city experience. They would want to clear the case quickly so would rule it a murder-suicide. Gloria came home, went berserk when she saw her husband with a shehim, cut off his dick and balls, and killed the shehim, then herself. Really a neat package. “Oh, oh, better not forget my shackles.”

The blond woman made a walk around to be assured she had wiped her prints off everything. It was a shame to loose both her good gelding knife and the 22 but it couldn’t be helped. She could go shopping tomorrow, that would be fun after tonight and oh yes get the balls and cock out of the freeze and put them in the widening pool of blood beneath Hal.

Well folks the police bought the lie, the blond woman was in the clear. Paige told Dominic her husband about the tragedy, and he didn’t believe a word of the story. “Paige honey that’s bullshit, nobody seems to know about that blond woman you’re always talking about, where was she when this was going on.” Dom called his father to ask for advise, and laid out the whole scene, including the mysterious blond woman. His father said, the guy you want to talk to is Joe ‘Needle Nose, Mange.

A couple of weeks later, two heavyset men with broken noses visited the blond woman, they took her for a ride, and threw her off the Pennsauken Bridge. Doesn’t matter if you can swim or not the fall will kill you. Just to be sure though, they strangled her first.

The old college chums need a fourth for bridge now. Interested?