Burdizzo-It's Not Just for the Balls Anymore, The

“I tell you Jim, you have got to try her, it was the most amazing hour of my life.”

“Neil, I don’t want to sound like a prude, but you know I don’t fool around on my wife, besides your talking about a hooker. You’re probably fucking by proxy half the population of upstate New York and New England.”

“Aaaah, its not that way at all, she’s different, she’s got a different approach, kinda scary, but my god when you get off, your eyes damn near come out of their sockets.”

“Okay, okay, tell me all about it, I won’t get any peace until you do.”

“You know, its kinda like role playing. She ties you up all spread out on the bed, then tells you she is gonna cut your balls off. Un-fucking believable, you get a hard-on from that. Then she fools around with your sack, then kinda squeezes your balls with this pair of pliers thing, and tells you that your nuts are hers. Then she sucks and fucks you while you are all tied. It is far fucking out.”

“You want to be careful here, or you will be singing soprano in the church choir.”

“Hey you know I can’t sing”

“That was a joke Neil, a joke.”

“Oh. Anyways I been there two maybe three times now, she’s expensive, but god can she clean your pipes for you, and she gets off on it too, she cums all over the place.”

“Neil did it ever occur to you that one of these sessions she might go all the way and just lop your little scrotum right off for you.”

“Nah, she asked me if I wanted to really get cut, but I told her no. She is a little weird, she said she would loose a customer but gain a friend. Whatever that means. You gotta try her just one time.”

“Pass.”

“Well its your loss, I gotta drink up and get home, the missus will be mad.”

“She’ll be a lot madder if she finds out you been playing hide the wiener with a hooker on her grocery budget, she may just cut you herself.”

“Thanks for reminding me pal.”

What Jim didn’t want to tell his friend was that over the past year he had lost all interest in sex. The first thing he noticed was he didn’t have his morning ‘piss hard-on’. Pictures, stories, and his wife no longer got him excited. His wife didn’t seem to mind, it had been six months since they had sex. She just went about her business. Neil’s little talk about the hooker with the tools and playthings made Jim think he should do something. A complete physical seemed the best place to start.

Jim went through the whole ‘nine yards’ body fluids, poked prodded, inserted, photographed. About a week after the first set of tests, the doctors office called him back in for another blood test. Ten days after the second blood test, the doctor called him in to got over his findings.

“Neil, this is Jim. You remember that hooker you told me about, I want her name and phone number.”

“Geeze Jim I am at home, the wife the kids you know.”

“Neil have you forgotten just how big I am?”

“Right, her name is Carlotta, and the number is 555-5555. It’s a call back type thing so no cops get to her.”

“Thanks Neil, I’ll be talking with you.”

When you want something illegal done, by a person that does illegal things, it takes some time to set things up to everyone’s satisfaction. First there is the asshole sniffing, then it is kind of like porcupines making love, you must do it very, very carefully. For her part Carlotta wanted to make sure she wasn’t being set up by an undercover cop, on a moral crusade. Finally Carlotta was satisfied that Jim was not a cop, and Jim was satisfied that Carlotta would do the things he wanted done without hesitation. Then it got down to a matter of money, how much and payment arrangements.

Back and forth they went, all in all it took six weeks to get all of the details of the acts Carlotta would perform, and the amount she would receive. Part of the bargain was she got to keep the victims, she would sell them as slaves to certain turban types, or perhaps to some kinky individuals on the ‘Left Coast’, whatever she had a market for the modified.

Jim for his part was returning to normal, his sex drive was coming back, the hot flashes he had been experiencing were gone, and he felt more like his old self.

He set a date for a Friday for Carlotta to meet him at his home and start the procedures, if need be they would have all weekend.

Promptly at six pm on a Friday, Carlotta arrived and met Jim outside his house; she had her purse and a small satchel full of her paraphernalia. Jim escorted her into the house and for his wife “Kay, I’m home, there is someone with me I want you to meet.”

“Hi Jim, your home early.” Said Kay his wife.

“Yes, I have a special person I want you to meet, this is Carlotta; she is going to entertain you this evening.”

“I don’t understand?” was Kay’s confused reply.

“You will, you will, now get on the phone and call your little faggot friend Daniel, and tell him to meet you here at say 8 PM.”

“Why?”

“Bitch, do as your told.” Spat out Carlotta as she stepped forward and slapped Kay across the face hard enough to knock her to the floor.

“JIM.”

“Kay, it would be best if you did as I asked, you know I would never hit you, Carlotta on the other hand will beat you black and blue if you don’t obey.”

Kay crawled to her feet, and went to the phone, without looking up the number she called her friend Daniel, and got him to agree to arrive at the house in two hours.

“I want an explanation now.” Demanded Kay once the phone was back in the cradle.

“You no longer demand anything.” Said Carlotta and she stepped forward and slapped Kay with the other hand.

“Yes Kay,” said Jim “you deserve an explanation. Let us start by saying I know. Someone has been putting a little something extra in Papa Bear’s porridge. As closely as the doctor can tell I have been fed an oral substance that is a castrating agent. There may be permanent damage, but they cannot tell yet. Now who do you suppose would do a thing like that?

“Aaah.” Was the best Kay could do.

“Well my guess it is Momma Bear, and my guess is that your little friend Daniel is the reason and possibly the source.”

“Aaah.”

“I think you really aren’t the Queen of the Fairies, that was something you told me as you poisoned me, so you could fuck Daniel.”

“It wasn’t poison.” Said Kay, finally regaining her voice.

“Oh bullshit, you have been telling me it’s my age, while your getting your ashes hauled by this little pseudo fag. The doctor couldn’t identify the exact chemical, but he thinks it’s from South America, and Daniel is from Mexico. Two and two make four or is this multiplication.”

“Do you want a divorce?” Asked Kay.

“No Kay,that would be too simple, no divorce for the kind of betrayal you have committed, we are going to play catch up. Carlotta, is going to make sure you and Daniel don’t get together or for that matter enjoy sex ever again. Carlotta do your thing.”

Carlotta stepped forward with a stun gun, and zapped Kay, who fell to the floor writhing from shock. She pulled a folding knife from her pocked and with three slashes had Kay’s crotch completely exposed.

“I have done this before, first this is a burdizzo, it is normally used to castrate males, but I will show you it’s not just for balls anymore.” Carlotta spread Kay’s cunt lips and grabbed the clit with the burdizzo, then squeezed crushing the soft tissue, then she pulled as hard as possible and with the knife cut the clit off.

Kay for her part let out a blood-curdling scream.

“Quite bitch, that is only the beginning.” Next Carlotta grabbed the inner lips one at a time and repeated the procedure, first removing one side then the other.

Kay was moaning and tried to crawl away. Carlotta hit her again with the stun gun, which took all the fight and flight out of her.

“Last part, a catheter so she can pee, and we will be ready to close.” Grinned Carlotta. The catheter was a plastic drinking straw, once inserted, Carlotta removed a surgical stapler from her bag and proceeded to staple Kay’s gash completely closed.

“There you go Jim, she is all done, of course the stapes can be removed, but the cunt may heal closed, and where she is going they prefer to use her back door, when they fuck a person in the ass it is not considered adultery.”

“Okay, lets tie her up and put her in the bedroom and wait for out next guest. Would you like a cup of coffee or perhaps a glass of sherry while we wait, I have some Dry Sack, and it is an excellent sherry.”

“Both would be nice if it isn’t too much trouble.”

“Both it is, and gag her, we don’t want to have chase little Daniel down.”

They removed Kay to the bedroom; Jim served them both the libations as they waited for Daniel to arrive to meet his fate.

Daniel rang the bell at 8:15 PM, Carlotta departed to the bedroom to set up her tools, and await her subject.

“Daniel, how nice to see you; come right in.”

“Ehh, Kay called and said to stop by and pick up some items.”

“Good try Daniel, but you thought you were going to stop buy and fuck her, the only thing you thought you were going to pick up was a little pussy, right?” Grinned Jim.

“You know I don’t do that.”

“Give me a break, I know everything, now come with me I have someone I want you to meet.” Jim threw his arm around Daniels shoulder and guided the smaller man to the bedroom where Carlotta waited.

They entered the bedroom, Kay was laid out on the bed tied with duct tape, top and bottom, and gagged. Daniel was sure he had stepped into a dream. Carlotta sat in a chair, she had removed her bra and panties, and was wearing a denim sun-suit. Her tits kind of hung out on the side, and you had a good view of her cunt. Carlotta never cut her pubic hair on the premise that her lover’s male and female would not mind going through a little forest to get to a picnic. She had the burdizzo in her hands and was opening and closing the jaws.

“Daniel, I know everything about you and Kay. Now I would like you to meet Carlotta, Carlotta, Daniel. Carlotta is going to castrate you this evening Daniel, that way no other husband will ever have to be poisoned or have you make a cuckold of him.”

“This is a joke, right, you’re kidding. Look Jim I am sorry, it was just one of those things, you know it just happened.”

“Daniel were that the case, I would have just beat the shit out of you, and kicked Kay out on the street. But it is not the case, the two of you tried to poison me, not fast but slowly, it is only fair that I get to play catch up. Now Daniel be a man and let Carlotta fix you up all nice and neat.” With that Jim gave Daniel a shove toward Carlotta.

Carlotta hit Daniel with the stun gun and he fell to the floor. She was on him like a cat, a couple of swipes with her knife and his trousers and shorts were off. Quickly she pulled out his scrotum felt for the cords put the burdizzo in place and crushed the cords giving each set about three hard shots.

“He is castrated, do you want me to do the cock too?”

“Yeah, give it a couple also.”

Daniel was screaming in a high pitched girlish manner.

Carlotta put the burdizzo on the base of his penis and crushed it.

“He is done as a man Jim, what next.”

“Put this on his balls and cock.” Said Jim as he handed Carlotta a small plastic bag filled with a greenish powder. “Its Habanera powder, it will take his mind off the castration, when he begs for relief, cut him.”

Carlotta poured the contents of the bag onto Daniels crushed cock and balls being careful not to get any on her own hands. It took a couple of minutes for the full effect of the capsicum powder to kick in but when it did Daniel begin to scream again.

Carlotta stood up, placed her hand in her crotch and fingered herself, and shuttered as she orgasmed.

She grabbed Jim, undid his trousers and found he had a hard-on, “Quick Jim, fuck me, I need you inside me.” She sat down on the floor and guided Jim into her cunt, where they began to fuck like a couple of pigs. So, for the first time in his married life, Jim fucked another woman.

It didn’t take long, Carlotta was wet, sloppy and hot, she really enjoyed her work. Jim pounded away, and she pounded back. Soon they both came, they laid there for a moment catching their breath, both dripping in sweat juice.

“Jim, let me suck you, and you suck me, lets 69, my cunt really tastes great once its been fucked, and your cock is all covered with my juice..” Carlotta pushed Jim on his back and mounted him reversed. They went at each other tooth and nail. Jim came in Carlotta’s mouth and as he did she pressed her cunt so hard into his face that his air supply was cut off.

“Jim that was nice.” Grinned Carlotta, “What more could a girl ask for, castrate a man and a woman, and then eat and be eaten. Now here is a surprise for you.” Carlotta stuck the stun gun into Jim’s crotch and pulled the trigger. Jim passed out.

Carlotta stood up and walked over to the bed where Kay was tied. “Kay I could use a good slave, anyone that would poison her own husband with a castrating agent is my kind of person. You have one second to decide, it is my slave or being bent over a saw-horse in the Middle East being fucked in the ass for the rest of your life. I’ll send Jim instead, just nod if you agree.”

Kay nodded.

“Good, now I will finish off the boys and get them ready for shipment.” Carlotta grabbed the burdizzo and castrated Jim, then she tied a tourniquet around his cock and balls, and cut them off. She would let the buyers worry about a catheter. Daniel was next, he had degenerated in to a mass of moaning flesh.

“Oh Daniel, it will be such a relief for you to have your burned cock and balls cut off, I almost hate to do it, but you must be nice and smooth for the buyers. Here they go.” Again Carlotta placed a tourniquet around the whole package and sliced it off. Not pretty, not neat, but effective.

“Now my dear Kay, for your first lesson as a slave, you must learn to satisfy me with you tongue, that will keep us entertained until my friends come to pick up there purchases.” With that Carlotta removed the tape from Kay’s mouth and sat on her face and begin to instruct her in the fine art of cunnilingus.

“If you learn real well Kay, I will take the staples out of your cunt.” Then Carlotta sat down harder.

They boys just lay on the floor and moaned.