This earned him enough money to fill his troopie (landcruiser) with enough diesel to go around the country . A happily married man , churchgoer , a real character , well liked by most in the outback , unless you were a white racist who ripped off the Aboriginals . There were roadhouses up the Stuart Highway , the main road between Darwin and Alice with the mans face on a dartboard . The writer would periodically send more photocopies of photos when he felt the ones they were using as targets got worn out ...He was a cheeky bastard all right this one....

Anyway , he got into his troopie and started towardsDarwin , looking forward to another semester at the Fanny Bay University , one of 2 in Darwin . He arrived at the student quarters and within a week was called by Stavros and Jajit to account for his article . They put him up before the Student Services disciplinary tribunal . "I dont recognise the status of this tribunal" the writer stated before the court . Why should he , the court was made up of 3 militant gays and 2 lesbians from the militant action Party .Completely sanctioned by the Universities board of governors .

The writer turned to walk out when he was advised that if he did his degree would be cancelled by the Chancellor of the University , a militant homosexual .He sat down , listened with rolling eyes and contempt to the submissions then a demand was made for him to appologise and recant on 8 NK FM , a radio station the Uni owned in competition to its sister institution .

The day came and he went to the station and sat down . Rajieli Samani was the host , a lesbian herself from Fiji . She started by stating that the article hurt a lot of people and that it was not a smat article to write , especially being a student of a very enlightened institution such as FBU . The writer stated the following ."I wrote the right thing and I stand behind every syllable and letter in my article .I realise that there are people like Stavros and Rajit and You Raijelli who think that I should be made an example of , but I will not recant nor appologise for my article ." With that he got up and left the building .

Stav and Rajit , a 3rd year Nurse and Semyon , a fine arts student were all listening to the programme and the Blue Oyster Corner at Inkwerle Bay soon erupted as they went ballistic . "Hes dead , hes dead hes fucking dead" Stav said , Lets go and sort this fucker out ! " They all left and went to the uni accomodation . Two days later the writer was about to get into his troopie when he was accosted by the gang ."I really have to get some place " the writer said , his fear rising like bile before you vomit .Stav made up a song as he did when confronted by reclacitrants like this ...

"I tell you all why it is ,

It wouldnt be my choice thats fine

About that article you wrote;

In the Crocodile times ..

I know it is your life ,

Your destiny to choose

Platering your shit all over the local news ....!

With that Rajit and Stav and Semyon , met by Rups big bear (a 6 foot Sand M Freak from Ingham (remember the blokes there and how they were endowed )They took him to a room in the School of Medicine and the Writer felt the Shifting spanner impact with his head as he was shoved through the door .

He was woken up with smelling salts by Rajit , who also did another thing . The writer was tied up to a frame and his trousers removed . Out of his penis was a catheter attached to a tap , like an micro irrigation tap for 5 mil pipes . Stav cranked up his fertile imagination again as the Writer struggled and fought the restraints . His own tools from the troopie plainly visible as those used to build the frame .

Now , lets start your conversion process . Stav said as he squirted a salt water douche into the writers mouth . The writer was soon very thirsty and its then the fun would start . Out came the 2 litre coke and Coffee and Tea and into the writers mouth they were poured . The writer at this time had no idea as to what was going to happen to him .

Within 15 minutes his bladder began to fill . Stav went into song mode again , after an hour when the Writers bladder was getting very uncomfortable . To "Food Glorious Food ..

A catheter up the eye of your dick ,

does that answer your question ;

Endless serves of coffee , tea and coke to stimulate urination .

Salt to make up your mind

about the thirst for the above

Now your bladders about to burst ,

To not think right the consequences are worst .. .

Sign this consent form right now so you can have a PISS glorious Piss , Releiving Piss , Enjoyable piss!

The consent form was to be in a porno movie Free of chage of course . Illegal contract under duress but the law is irrelevent when you atr trussed up with 4 raving homosexual lunatics about to do whatever they liked with you .. At first the writer attempted to tough it out , the third hour was upon him , straining bladder , madness creeping in , Thirst , then since he attempted to stop drinking , a funnel and hose was produced , shoved down his throat and then the coke was simply poured into his gullet.After four hours he surrendered and screamed for mercy . He signed . Then Semyon turned on the tap and for 60 seconds the urine flowed and the writer felt his bladder get smaller and smaller and then..Rajit turned off the tap , Since the bladder was still two thirds full , the jolt was painfull.The body was processing and the bladder would be back to its almost bursting point in 15 minutes or so.

"OK Stavros wants oral sex , you give it to him , you get to piss . " then Rups Big Bear argued the toss but then reluctantle agreed to have the back end for the same fee . Stav pushed it right down the writers throat and came , then he turned on the tap . 1 minute later , after the writer forced as much urine out as he could , they turned it off again . Another salt water douche , then more coke , then the consent , then it was Rups turn . He showed the writer his 35 cm long shaft and its 3 cm width and then decided to put a new twist , getting a jug of used sump oil and pouring it over his huge boonga (penis)Then he rode , the 3 cm base tearing at the writers anus and the end of it way past his postate . It was busting him .It stuimulated the writer involuntarily , and Stav took the pictures of the dribbling penis as Rups Busted his back end. He came and soon another had his turn at the rear end ...then another gay came in and had a pair of secateurs ."Wait" Stavos said , Lets brand him first " Rups was given the honour , a G was branded into the writers arm , then property of the Lambda Homosexual Fraternity Fanny Bay Uni Darwin Australia " was tatooed on the writers back . All on camera . "Right , lets sing another song "one side" Stavros said .

With that song in the background the mongrel with the secateurs got to work . He cut the right side testicle out and cauterised it with the branding iron . However it was not over . The writer was released after 4 hours and then bashed around by Rups , then again had to submit to his monsterous Ingham Horse Dick again , in his thoat as well as up the back passage .

Result . The writer became gay as , divorced his wife , came out in an article to the crocodile daily post and soon was wearing drag . He went home to his community then to Sydney where he becane a toy boy for a huge poof named Flagellator , into S amd M . He did pass his degree with honours as a "corrected and upstanding student "...