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This is a chat session that I had with a girl I know. I have changed the names so that I can keep this girl to myself so back off boys! Its rare to find a good looking girl who is interested in slicing off my penis so im not sharing....lol. ENJOY!
Lee says: hey! BLuë * ë¥e§ says: hey there i just got back from a hippy comune BLuë * ë¥e§ says: i feel sick, people were smokeing dope up there and it was actually legal BLuë * ë¥e§ says: weird Lee says: wow, where is that? BLuë * ë¥e§ says: halls gap up in the mountains Lee says: I dont do that crap, but it sounds like a wierd thing Lee says: I dont think it would be legal BLuë * ë¥e§ says: yeh i know BLuë * ë¥e§ says: nah it seriously was because of the tribal thingop up there Lee says: how long were you there? BLuë * ë¥e§ says: the peoplle infrount of me were smoking it and im like mum is that dope and there was a cop out side the tent BLuë * ë¥e§ says: 3 hours Lee says: lol Lee says: well there yu go BLuë * ë¥e§ says: yeh Lee says: I bet that would have been an experience to tell the grandkids lol BLuë * ë¥e§ says: lol BLuë * ë¥e§ says: i smelllike weed now Lee says: lol, well go and have a shower and clean yourself of it BLuë * ë¥e§ says: umm soon Lee says: and tell me about ittoo. lol BLuë * ë¥e§ says: y dont you just come and join me? BLuë * ë¥e§ says: heheh Lee says: I would, but it would be difficult with your folks there Lee says: lol BLuë * ë¥e§ says: only dad and hes in bed now i think Lee says: well why dont I just hop in the car and drive over...I'll be there in 2 hours or so! BLuë * ë¥e§ says: ok then! BLuë * ë¥e§ says: lol Lee says: Id love to, but its too late...maybe if you were online earlier in the weekend BLuë * ë¥e§ says: hmmm..... Lee says: anyway, where were we earlier? BLuë * ë¥e§ says: umm i dunno Lee says: oh, come on. Dont be shy! lol BLuë * ë¥e§ says: lol Lee says: so...........? BLuë * ë¥e§ says: so......................................... Lee says: what were we talking about earlier? BLuë * ë¥e§ says: i dunno, i think you know Lee says: yes i do BLuë * ë¥e§ says: hehehe Lee says: had something to do with removing something Lee says: lol BLuë * ë¥e§ says: oh yeh removing pants wasnt it BLuë * ë¥e§ says: ? Lee says: yes indeed! BLuë * ë¥e§ says: heheh e Lee says: and even tho you removing mine would be great....i think id get to you before you got to me. lol BLuë * ë¥e§ says: hmmi dont think so Lee says: i do think so Lee says: dont think i could resist BLuë * ë¥e§ says: and i could? Lee says: i see your point Lee says: lol Lee says: and what do you think you might find? Lee says: lol BLuë * ë¥e§ says: ummm, snake in the bush's lol Lee says: lol....maybe, maybe not BLuë * ë¥e§ says: what a turtle? Lee says: nup, not a turtle Lee says: lol BLuë * ë¥e§ says: hmm ok then, is it an animal? Lee says: it might be more like food Lee says: lol BLuë * ë¥e§ says: salami? Lee says: getting warmer. lol BLuë * ë¥e§ says: hmm...... BLuë * ë¥e§ says: makeing me think gives me a head ache BLuë * ë¥e§ says: what about......dunno tell pleae!! Lee says: lol Lee says: umm... Lee says: its actually a food that has an animals name in it Lee says: and you eat it hot Lee says: a hot..... BLuë * ë¥e§ says: dog? BLuë * ë¥e§ says: lol Lee says: yes! lol Lee says: ready for eating! lol BLuë * ë¥e§ says: nah woudlnt have the bread would it? BLuë * ë¥e§ says: lol Lee says: you could bring it along BLuë * ë¥e§ says: might hurt a bit if i bit it Lee says: nah, would be good if you did that Lee says: lol BLuë * ë¥e§ says: KOOL!lol Lee says: how hard might you bite? lol BLuë * ë¥e§ says: draw blood ........lol Lee says: ouch! But sounds good! lmao BLuë * ë¥e§ says: LOL BLuë * ë¥e§ says: you have a weird thought of what feels good lol Lee says: lol, Im sure anything would feel good with you BLuë * ë¥e§ says: aww.... Lee says: would you have mustard, picles or tomato sause? BLuë * ë¥e§ says: ummm BLuë * ë¥e§ says: tomato.....mustard mabe both Lee says: cool! BLuë * ë¥e§ says: and for the rest of the body chocolate BLuë * ë¥e§ says: Lee says: cool, so you'd eat the hotdag for the main course and the rest of me for licking desert? BLuë * ë¥e§ says: yep! Lee says: cool!!! Lee says: How else could you prepare your meal? lol Lee says: we have doen the hotdog.... BLuë * ë¥e§ says: ummm.........dunno Lee says: ....how about.... Lee says: ummm BLuë * ë¥e§ says: lol Lee says: bananna split! Lee says: with icecream! Lee says: What flavour topping? BLuë * ë¥e§ says: hmmm......cant eat icecream BLuë * ë¥e§ says: Lee says: damn! BLuë * ë¥e§ says: strawberry Lee says: you'll just have to have to bananna then Lee says: bananna and strawberry topping BLuë * ë¥e§ says: hmm soudns good BLuë * ë¥e§ says: YUMMY... BLuë * ë¥e§ says: so when you comeing up? BLuë * ë¥e§ says: heheh e Lee says: as soon as damned possible! BLuë * ë¥e§ says: hmm ok then kool BLuë * ë¥e§ says: you got any mates that could come too?...not for me but mabe mi sis BLuë * ë¥e§ says: hehhehe e Lee says: how old is yu sis? BLuë * ë¥e§ says: 22 Lee says: ahh....well Im closer to that age but I like you. Lee says: I'll have to see BLuë * ë¥e§ says: lol BLuë * ë¥e§ says: ok Lee says: So, we have had a hotdog, bananna split...... BLuë * ë¥e§ says: what about a drink? Lee says: hmm, a drink.....explain how we could turn my thing into a drink!!! lol BLuë * ë¥e§ says: hmm......................... BLuë * ë¥e§ says: wouldnt have a clue BLuë * ë¥e§ says: do you Lee says: ummm Lee says: well, it would have to involve a blender....OUCH!!!!! BLuë * ë¥e§ says: LOL!!! BLuë * ë¥e§ says: pms Lee says: But, what ever turns you on BLuë * ë¥e§ says: man dat woudl hurt BLuë * ë¥e§ says: well if i climaxed that could be a drink lol jk Lee says: Id prefer that it wasnt attatched before it was blendered! lmao BLuë * ë¥e§ says: lol BLuë * ë¥e§ says: it would still hurt youde have to detach it some how Lee says: yeah, but how could you do that? BLuë * ë¥e§ says: ummm .... BLuë * ë¥e§ says: knife! Lee says: ouch! next... BLuë * ë¥e§ says: lol BLuë * ë¥e§ says: ummm BLuë * ë¥e§ says: chain sore BLuë * ë¥e§ says: saw Lee says: OUCH! ...damn! next... lol BLuë * ë¥e§ says: lol BLuë * ë¥e§ says: ok then Lee says: Im thinking of a better way.... BLuë * ë¥e§ says: doctors? Lee says: nah, dont need them Lee says: Im sure you'd do a good enough job lol BLuë * ë¥e§ says: teeth? Lee says: YES! Teeth is what I was thinking! Lee says: lol BLuë * ë¥e§ says: lol Lee says: that would be the most interesting way Lee says: you'd have to do it as im cumming tho....so that I could have one more climax. LMAO BLuë * ë¥e§ says: yeh BLuë * ë¥e§ says: lol BLuë * ë¥e§ says: good thinking Lee says: and then after that what good would I be to you Lee says: lol BLuë * ë¥e§ says: companion BLuë * ë¥e§ says: lol BLuë * ë¥e§ says: thast when a dildo comes into it Lee says: and a toung!!!! BLuë * ë¥e§ says: yep! BLuë * ë¥e§ says: hands Lee says: indeed! Lee says: anyways we were talking about interesting ways that my tadger could become a meal for you.....lmao BLuë * ë¥e§ says: lol BLuë * ë¥e§ says: yeh.......but now im gunan have to go ok.....have a bath..okies Lee says: damn BLuë * ë¥e§ says: ill think of your hot dog in there ok Lee says: cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lee says: licking you lips BLuë * ë¥e§ says: nows when fingers come in handy......hehe Lee says: or should I say your teeth BLuë * ë¥e§ says: yep! Lee says: COOOOOOL! Lee says: damn your a cool girl BLuë * ë¥e§ says: lol Lee says: keep thinking of new ways babe, tell me about them next we chat Lee says: lol BLuë * ë¥e§ says: lol osudns good to me! phone sex could be usefull one say.....lol BLuë * ë¥e§ says: yes any ways !!! BLuë * ë¥e§ says: your my lil sex machine ok??????? BLuë * ë¥e§ says: yep good BLuë * ë¥e§ says: kool Lee says: ok! BLuë * ë¥e§ says: yummy BLuë * ë¥e§ says: cant wait for that hot dog Lee says: even after I have been detatched I wil be Lee says: lol BLuë * ë¥e§ says: lol yep sure will.......... Lee says: YES! BLuë * ë¥e§ says: bye Lee says: bye
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