Betcha I'll blow your balls off!


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       One day Dignan and judy were laying by thier favorite tree 
out on the lawn. Dig's fortune was long gone, but he managed to 
hold on to his beautiful 20 acre property. Dignan's mansion was 
huge. That afternoon they decided to just sit under the tree. Dig 
noticed judy's t shirt, it was the pink one with the streched neck.
She caught his stare, "You tryin' to catch a look at these?" she
pulled the shirt up exposing her beautifully round tits which firmly
hung still.
       He moved close and felt one of her soft breasts, he felt his 
cock respond suddenly, judy noticed. She unzipped his jeans and just
quickly had his cock in her hot little mouth. She slowly licked and 
sucked for almost and hour. She pulled his balls out and began 
kissing and licking them. She noticed how low and loose dig's balls
were, that meant they were full. Judy could not wait to get a nice 
mouthfull of cum. So she sucked faster and massaged his nuts, 
rolling the two swollen jewels through her little fingers.
Suddenly she felt his balls swelling and just as things got hotter
and bigger and almost ...cumming!!! BOOM!!!!!A shotgun blast shook
the ground!
       Dig looked down at his shrunken little dick, he had a 
splatter of cum all over his shirt. Judy, shaken by the explosion,
had a huge string of cum dangling from her chin. "what the fuck was 
that dig?" judy said while wiping her face clean, I dont know baby
but someone's gettin' stomped on. Dignan got up and walked over to 
a thin woman with a really nice ass and some lovely tities, as he
walked closer he started yelling. 'hey you stupid bitch! what the 
fuck you think you're doin' on my fucking property bitch? Shootin' 
fuckin' guns?  Ill make you a bet, the woman said. Bet? judy came 
over and stood behind dig.
       They talked and got aquainted, the woman explained how she 
goes from land to land making deals with male land owners. The 
woman carried a large canary yellow box containing about 400,000,00
in cash. She showed dig the money and with all his financial 
trouble his face lit up. 'wow, is that for me?' fuck no! asshole,
the woman said, this cash is yours if you win. he responded"well
what do I have to do?' She outlined the bet, Ill stand at this 
fence here, you stand all the way over there on your front step 
facing the door naked from the waist down, If I could blow both 
your nuts off at this distance, I win. If I miss, you get the cash.
        Dignan thought about the bet for a second. Judy stared at 
his face hoping he would take the bet, she figure a set of 
testicles is nothing compared to four hundred grand! No way! Get 
the fuck off my land!  But wait! judy spoke up, honey they're just 
balls! we need this cash, you know we need it! she cant hit 
anything that far away! it must be four acres away! Dignan started 
to think it over. He really assesed the distance, and the front 
door of his mansion was almost a dot to where they were standing
he figured at the worst maybe she skins his ass.  'Okay bitch!
you got a deal.
         Dignan got in his jeep and drove of to the mansion. While 
the two women waited, judy asked questions, ' um, excuse me,
exactly what do you win?  'well I get the personal satisfaction of 
terminating a guy's manhood, and I keep your house and land.
oh, well how could you hit such a small target from here with a 
shotgun? the woman responded, you'll see.
         Dignan pulled up at the front and walked up the few steps, 
pulled his jeans off and gave his nuts a tug. He noticed how far 
the women were, he giggled with easy money on his mind.
Judy noticed the woman putting something on the shotgun,'whats that?
  ' you didn't think i was shootin blind did'ya?! The woman fitted 
a computer guided scope onto the weapon. 
         Dig just stood there in front of his door, he knew that 
with the wind velocity and distance that at any second one of his 
windows will be shot out and he could laugh his ass off about 
gettin' that free four hundred grand. He looked down at his ovel 
low hangers, and thought about a new car and some.....boom!!
dig stood in disbelief ass his front door was decorated with red 
and grey pieces of his manhood! then the pain was so unbearable 
that he couched down and looked at himself. His testicles were gone 
completely, there was some scrotal flesh left but not much. 
he began bleeding alot, judy ran to him and together they drove off 
to the nearest hospital.
       The woman walked up to her new home. She noticed the 
sunburst design dig's testicles made onto the front door. A large 
grey splatter then yellowish redish around that, then finally red 
mist around that. With gobs of cum splattered in various places on 
the mess. She just smirked.
       Dig woke up in the hospital, the doctor explained the types 
of hormone pills he needs to take from now on. All he could think 
about is how to get that bitch that blew off his oval jewels!
he couldn't believe it happened. He thought of what his revenge 
would be. Then came up with an idea.

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