by Your Phriendly Author

"That BASTARD!!!"

Elin was FURIOUS as she watched the news!

"9 women?!?!? NINE WOMEN?!?!?"

She'd had enough! It was bad enough that her husband - no less than Tiger Woods, the world's most famous athlete - was cheating on her, but with 9 different women??? She understood that someone of his stature had groupies coming out of the woodwork, but DAMN, how could he cheat on her with that many different sluts???

"He'll be back tonight," She said to herself, "We'll see how much he cheats after I get done with him..."

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"Goodnight, Honey," Tiger said, his loving tone masking his cheating soul.

"Goodnight, lover," Elin replied, trying to keep a sugary coat on her ice-cold mood.

Elin impatiently waited for her husband to fall asleep; it seemed like forever, and she almost dozed off a few times before she heard him start to snore. She took a bottle of choroform from a drawer in her nightstand, put some on a cloth, and gently held it over his face...

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The star golfer woke up; he felt groggy, much more so than he usually felt in the morning, so it took him a few moments to realize that he was bound spread-eagled to the bed, completely helpless!

"Elin? Honey?" Tiger looked around, confused.

A moment later, his beautiful wife walked into the room with his golf bag, setting it down beside the bed. She took a roll of tape, tore off a piece, and taped his cock to his belly, making sure it wouldn't come loose.

"What... What," He stammered, "What are you doing?"

"I've had it with your god-damned cheating, that's what I'm doing!"

"Honey," Tiger replied, a note of fear permeating his voice, "I... I'm sorry..."

"Sorry?", She sneered, "SORRY??? I could have accepted 'sorry' if you'd just fucked ONE woman... But NINE?!?!?"

"They... They threw themselves at me," He whined, struggling against his restraints, "It was too hard to resist... Please, Honey... I'm sorry..."

"Not HALF as sorry as you're GOING to be, you BASTARD!"

The lovely blonde took a small metal rack and grabbed her errant hubby's balls; in a matter of moments, they were held up and away from his bound body, looking like they were on a golf tee!

Elin bent down and took a driver out of the golf bag; it was an oversized 1 wood, and Tiger's struggling became more frenetic as he realized what she was going to do with it!

"NOOOOOOO!!!", He yelled as Elin took a golf stance between his legs.

She carefully addressed the captive testicles, making sure they felt the coldness of the metallic club face as she prepared to exact her revenge for his cheating!

"NOOOOO!!! PLEEEEASE!!!"

She carefully went into her backswing, focusing on her helpless target; she took a deep breath, then swung the club as hard as she could!!!

"OOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!" The captive golfer screamed in excruciating pain as the heavy clubhead brutalized his gonads!!!

Again and again, Elin swung the driver, every time hitting Tiger's balls squarely! Soon, he felt his left testicle rupture, eliciting an even more agonized cry of pain! It wasn't too long before his right ball met the same fate! The helpless man's nuts were little more than mush, but Elin kept swinging and swinging...

Looking down on the object of her hatred, she knew that her revenge was complete! His scrotum looked like a deflated balloon, but it was starting to swell. She set down the club, reached over into the nightstand drawer again, and pulled out an elastrator; Tiger was so lost in pain, he didn't even notice that she was pulling what was left of his family jewels through the rubber band; he felt a new, sharp pain as the band snapped into place!

When she finally took a knife and finished her nutting, it was little relief to the agonized athlete. She left him tied up for awhile; after he'd finished sobbing, he passed out from sheer exhaustion!

As he lay unconscious on the bed, she untied him, then went to the bedroom she'd been using since she realized he was being unfaithful. Her mom and twin sister would keep an eye on him as she slept; she fell asleep, satisfied with herself, but woke up when she heard the SUV crash in the driveway...

END