What Valerie did


By: dickoff

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Valerie fixes her boyfriend, (a poem)


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Valerie decided to give up

Sucking and fucking dick.

She'd much rather have her pussy

Fingered and sucked and licked.

A vibrator or a dildo

Could easily blow her mind

So why should she have to worry

about birth control each time?

So Valerie told her boyfriend

What she'd decided to do

Mike would get no more blowjobs

and never again would they screw.

She really didnt want to lose him

She loved him with all her heart

But he had to choose between her

and his insignificant part.

Cause Valerie had decided that penis

Had no place in her life

If Mike wanted to stay with her

He'd have to go under her knife.

Mike got a month to decide,

It only took him 3 days.

He could live without a penis

But without his woman, no way.

So Valerie got what she wanted

and Mike lost what he had...

His girlfriend cut off his penis

But it really wasn't so bad.

Their sex is now more intimate,

There's no chance of him cheating.

No more birth control worries,

and no worry that he'll be leaving.

So ladies take my advice

if you don't need dick or more kids,

(and if he gives you permission)

Chop off what Valerie did.



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