Almost Off 4 (Conclusion)

Two weeks after my Northeast Philadelphia adventure, I finished up my assignment at the chemical company. From now on, their books would balance. The head of the systems department had been fired as a result of my findings and the controller would probably do some jail time, given the amounts he had diverted to his own use over the past few years. My employer gave me a month off with pay as a reward for straightening out one of their biggest clients. I decided to use the time to make sure my ability to reproduce wouldn’t be eliminated by the removal of my testicles. After three very close calls, I was convinced that my luck couldn’t hold forever. I decided to store some frozen sperm in several different locations around the country. The largest sperm banks were located in New York, Boston, Washington D.C. and Los Angeles, California. I spent a month traveling to each city and making several “deposits” of frozen ejaculate for later emergency use. When I finished my travels, I set up a trust account the sole purpose of which was to pay for the sperm storage out of the interest earned on the trust. This way the storage fee would be automatically paid and there would be no danger of my “deposit” being destroyed. During the month it took to set this all up, I abstained from any sex involving a partner. My reasons were to make the maximum amount of my semen available for storage and to avoid the possibility of my being successfully nutted before I had set up my “reproductive insurance.” After I had set my mind at ease, I decided to resume my sexual activities.

This time, I decided to look for a more permanent relationship – quickies and exciting one night stands had nearly cost me my balls three times; my life once. I struck up a friendship with one of my more attractive fellow consultants. Named Joanne, she was tall and. willowy, dressed very tastefully, visited the gym several times a week, and was great company. After a few dates, I invited her home. She accepted with a smile. That first night together, she and I made love nearly non-stop, pausing only for refreshment. We did everything a straight couple can do and enjoyed each other fully. The next morning we went looking for an apartment together. We found one in a well-maintained building. No doorman, but there was an elevator. The apartments were spacious, had thick walls, and the rent was reasonable. We decided to live together for one year, and if we both liked it, we would buy a larger place to live.

After we moved in, one of our neighbors, Alicia, a terrific looking brunette, befriended Joanne. They went shopping together, used the same hairdresser – all the usual things women friends do. Suddenly Joanne announced that she and Alicia were no longer friends. When I asked why, she explained that Alicia was in love with her and wanted her to leave me to have an exclusive lesbian relationship with her. Joanne told Alicia that her days of trying different things out were over and that she had decided to settle with me. Exclusively. That was good news to me because I had decided that Joanne was it for me, as well. We went out for dinner to celebrate our mutual commitment. For the next few days, all I got from Alicia were hate-filled looks, no kind of familiar greeting. Her change in attitude took me aback. There are, after all, plenty of fish in the sea. I’d had my share of rejections and had always felt that the sooner I moved on, the better.

Things with Alicia seemed to calm down after a while. Joanne had to go out of town for a few weeks on a consulting assignment, so I would be a bachelor for a while. The night before she left, we made love several times, and Joanne treated me to some nut-busting deep throat as a finale. She and I were both a bit sore after so much sex. We said our temporary goodbyes at the airport, then I drove home.

It was Friday night, so I stopped off for a drink at the local watering hole. After some small talk with a couple of the regulars, I decided to go home, take a bath, and get some rest. I stopped off at the video store and picked up one of the new releases on DVD, then headed directly home. I was just putting my key in the lock when I heard someone behind me, then everything went black. When I woke up, Alicia was standing over me, and I was bound and gagged on her bed. When she saw me wake up, she smiled and said “I wanted you awake for this, mister stud. Pretty soon we’ll see if Joanne still wants you so damned much without your equipment, you male piece of shit.” She waited for that to sink in, then continued with “You’re gonna loose it all. First, your nuts are coming off, then your dick. I’m making a change purse out of your scrotum after I cook your prick and balls and make you eat them.” One look at the determined look on her face and I was convinced that she was going to do just that. “Oh, Mister Steve-the-stud, I came up with a new way of nutting you. Especially slow and painful. Watch this.” She looped a thin piece of wire through a hook in the ceiling, took one end and made a noose around my balls, cinching it tight. To the other end of the wire she tied an empty bucket, then let it hang free, pulling my balls up. I thought, “Here we go again. Just when I thought I was safe, this crazy lesbo bitch gets the upper hand and decides to castrate me.” Alicia grinned, “I’m gonna pour a cup of water into that bucket every two minutes until the weight makes the wire noose cut through your sac, separating your balls. Then I’m cutting off your dick and cauterizing the whole wound with a red hot iron. You won’t be such a big stud then, Mister Steve.” I could smell an iron heating up on the stove in her kitchen. She laughed. “Then, after you’re nice and smooth down there, I’m leaving town. I’ll leave the door unlocked and I’ll call the police from a pay phone when I get far enough away. I hope you have a nice life with Joanne, mister stud.” I couldn’t move at all. I was tied so expertly that there was nothing I could do to stop her.

The first two cups of water drew the noose tighter and lifted my balls up higher. I could see they were changing color as their circulation was cut off. Alicia lit a cigarette, puffed it up to burn brightly, then ground it out on the head of my dick. The burn was pure agony. Alicia giggled at my muffled scream and began to finger herself. She poured more water into the bucket. My balls were aching, stretched out as far as they could go. They had a purplish black color now, and I could see some blood where the wire was cutting into my sac.

Alicia had turned her music up, so I didn’t hear the door open. A muscular man walked in. He was wearing only leather pants and a mask. When Alicia saw him she smiled. “You got here just in time to watch me do this guy,” she said. He looked at her, then walked over to me and asked, “You want this? Shake your head yes or no.” I nodded no. He turned to Alicia. “What the fuck are you doing, bitch? I let you take mine ‘cause I didn’t want them and you wanted me for your eunuch lover. You and I were supposed to be together for good. That was what I thought you wanted. I went back home, sold all my property and came back to be with you. You swore you were never going to nut anyone else as long as I was alive. Now look at you, nutting this guy when he doesn’t even fuckin’ want it.” Alicia struck a seductive pose. “It turns me on, nutting guys. Let me do this one more. He wanted it before. Begged me to. He’s changed his mind but it’s too late,” she lied. She looked at the man, jutting her tits out. “Afterwards we can have some real good sex.” He looked at me. “Is that right, you wanted it? Begged her?” I shook my head rapidly no. “That’s what I thought,” he said. He grabbed the bucket and emptied the water out onto the floor. Alicia started in with “What the hell did you do that for? He was almost” In mid-sentence he hit her with a powerful right cross. Her jaw cracked and the lower part moved off at an impossible angle to the upper part. The hinge was broken and her jaw dislocated. She fell backwards but caught herself before she fell. She stared at him in shock, knowing something had gone very wrong He glared at her. “Listen bitch, I know what you are: a liar and a cheat. I’ve got no balls now, you stupid slut, so your sexy little act doesn’t start my hormones raging any more. I’m a eunuch now and that crap doesn’t work. I wanted you to free me from slavery to those disgusting little pieces of meat I had down there that were making me stupid and you did. In a little while I cooled down and I stopped using my little head to think with. Now you wave your sexy self around in front of me and I keep right on thinking straight with my big head. Alicia was in terrific pain from her broken jaw. He stepped over and kicked her in the chest. She toppled over, unconscious. “Slimy bitch, I oughta rip your damned ovaries out” he said. He took out a pair of handcuffs and cuffed her to the radiator. Then he came over and freed my balls. I was very grateful for the relief. My sac still bled from a few small cuts where the wire had begun to slice through. Next, he undid my gag. He asked my name and I told him Steve. “You live in the building, Steve?” “Yes, just across the hall in 16G.” “What was she gonna do to you?” “Make me a nullo with a burn scar from a red hot iron.” “Figures. Lying bitch. I go away for a month and she’s castrating someone else. He dropped his pants to show me the smooth pink scar where his balls and scrotum had been. His prick was pretty sizeable, nearly as thick as my wrist, and that was hanging soft. I looked and shook my head. “She wanted my girlfriend.” I said. “So the bitch was twisted, too” he said. He looked me in the eye. “Remember the position you’re in, Steve. Now first off, is anybody in your apartment?” “No,” I said. “Sorry I can’t trust you, so I’m going to give you a shot to put you out. I know she has all kinds of stuff here that will do that. When you wake up, you’ll be in your apartment in your own bed. I suggest you keep your mouth shut. After I’m finished with her, if you talk it’ll look like you were in on it.” “Can I ask what?” I said. “Well, she’s got a set of instruments up here and I’m gonna use them on her. When I get done, she’ll be tongueless, clitless and nippleless. It’s what she deserves.” I had to agree.

The masked man turned away. “Time to put you out. Don’t worry though, when you wake up you’ll be fine. He carefully turned me over. A moment later I felt a hypodermic sting. “Nighty Night.”

When I woke up it was daylight. First I checked if I could move. I could. My butt felt stretched, as if it had been thoroughly fucked. There was a computer printed note taped to my chest. “Steve, I did to Alicia what I said I was going to. It saved time, having that iron heated up when I started. She’s a tough bitch. I dropped her off about a block from an emergency room, then called the cops. She’ll recover. While I was doing her I put on some testosterone patches and after I was done I was real worked up, dripping pre-cum. Your butt looked inviting, so I used it. Sorry, but I figured you wouldn’t mind after I saved your balls. Don’t worry, I used a rubber to protect us both. Steve, you know that I’m a eunuch. I swear it’s the best thing that ever happened to me. I’m really at peace for the first time in my life. I don’t get urges anymore unless I put on a couple patches, so everything is under my control. I’m really free now. If you want to be like me, put an ad in the local paper on the day after Christmas. Just say ‘I’m ready. Steve.’ I’ll get in touch with you after I see the ad. Best you destroy this note. Al.”

Alicia told the cops that an unknown assailant had entered her apartment on the pretext of delivering flowers, overpowered and mutilated her. She moved out and disappeared a few days after getting out of the hospital.

When Joanne came back, I was ready for her with a pair of full balls. We spent most of the night satisfying each other’s pent up desire. After, she told me that she was pregnant. I wasn’t surprised. I was about to begin my life as a husband and father. I knew that when my family was grown, I would be placing that ad. Believe me, someday, I’ll be ready!