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Write to Aunt Mary by Kortpeel _________________________________________________________________ Do you have a problem with your love life? Your Marriage? Then write about it to Aunt Mary. Enclose a stamped addressed envelope and Aunt Mary will be pleased to help you. ***** Dear Aunt Mary, My husband likes to try on my panties. What should I do? Worried Wife * Dear Worried Wife, This is very normal in men and is nothing to worry about. I suggest you buy him his own panties and encourage him to wear them on his days off. Aunt Mary ***** Dear Aunt Mary, I did as you said and bought Hector several panties of various sorts. He loves wearing them and for some reason that I do not understand it seems to turn him on. Now he wants to take it a stage further and wear a dress. What should I do? Worried Wife * Dear Worried Wife, Buy him a dress in his size and encourage him to wear it when you spend time alone together at home. If you think about it, we women like our men to be loving, considerate and understanding but they have never had any real training in understanding a woman. The way we think is so different from the way they think that it is no wonder they so often fail to understand us. By getting your husband into a dress it will at least provide him with some insight on what it means to wear one. While you are together like that it should be a good opportunity for bonding, bringing you together and strengthening your relationship. Remember that he will probably be a little nervous and shy when he is in a dress for the first time so do be reassuring toward him. Aunt Mary ***** Dear Aunt Mary, I took your advice. Hector often wears his dress when we are spending an evening at home and he seems to enjoy it. However it really doesn't suit him. It doesn't hang properly on him and it is all the wrong shape. Is there anything I could do to make him look better in it? Right now he looks like, well, a man wearing a dress. Worried Wife * Dear Worried Wife, I am so glad Hector is enjoying his dress. Obviously he doesn't have the figure for it so the best thing would be to put him in a good foundation garment. This will give the hips, bottom and bosom that will make the dress hang properly on him. You will probably find a corsetiere near you in the Yellow Pages. The best thing would be a preliminary phone call to explain to her exactly what you are trying to do. There is no need to be embarrassed as corsets for men are not uncommon and men are probably already in her clientele. Of course it doesn't matter if Hector is embarrassed when you take him to be measured. It will make him more dependent on you. The best thing would be to adopt a sensible 'don't be silly' attitude toward any embarrassment he may show. Aunt Mary ***** Dear Aunt Mary, Your advice to find a corsetiere worked out very well. Mrs. Stevens in our town was very understanding and helpful. Hector was embarrassed when she asked him to undress for his measurements. His erection didn't bother her at all. She measured that too in passing although it had nothing to do with his corset. She's made a beautiful corset for Hector that isn't too uncomfortable for him and it really makes his dress hang properly. He now looks much better in it. I've found that I rather like Hector in a dress. He is so dependent on me and so biddable. All that annoying male cockiness and machismo is quite absent when he is dressed up. Do you think it would do him any harm if I took his dressing up a stage further and made a passable looking woman out of him? I think it might be fun to take him out for morning coffee in his dress. Worried Wife Ps. Hector's penis is 5 1/2" long and 4 1/2" in girth when erect, according to Mrs. Stevens' measurements. * Dear Worried Wife. What charming idea to take Hector out for morning coffee in a dress. Of course you will need to shave his arms and legs, apply a little make up and appropriate costume jewellery. A good wig in his colouring will help. I generally find that it is about this stage that men tend to lose interest. They aren't really up to the final stages of dressing up but, as we all know, the secret of looking good is in the detail. You will need to be fairly insistent with him to make sure that he completes the process. You will also need to train him in movement. All his gestures and movements need to be finer and daintier than he is used to. This comes quite easily with a little practice. The hardest part is to get a convincing voice and that will need a lot more effort. Also think of a name for "her." You can hardly call your girl-friend Hector can you? Aunt Mary ***** Dear Aunt Mary It's almost as if "Averil" has become a real person. Our coffee mornings have become a regular feature in our lives and both Averil and I enjoy them. As you warned me, Hector did need some encouragement to go for a complete masquerade. He was reluctant to shave his arms and legs (and torso for good measure) and he rather lost interest when it came to matching accessories. Poor man had so little idea that I had to do all that for him. However the final result is that Averil (the name I chose for him/her) is an attractive well-groomed woman in her early thirties. Fortunately Hector is below average height and small boned which helps considerably. One surprising effect of all this is that I do so enjoy making love with Averil. Somehow there is a whole new dimension to having sex with another 'woman.' Averil with her skirt up is really something rather special. Do you think there is anything wrong in this? Oh and by the way, Averil does have rather coarse skin. Is there anything you can recommend which will improve it? Worried Wife * Dear Worried Wife, I am so happy for you. It is wonderful that you and Averil are getting on well and are happy together. Please enjoy making love to Averil with a clear conscience. There is absolutely no harm whatsoever in your little game. As to improving Averil's skin, I can recommend oestrogen patches of the kind which post menopausal women use for hormone replacement therapy. They are available from your pharmacist. You may need a prescription but your pharmacist will organise that for you. I wish you and Averil every success. Aunt Mary ***** Dear Aunt Mary, Thank you for your wonderful advice. I spoke to my pharmacist and she arranged for Averil to see an endocrinologist who was very good. She examined Averil, declared her to be in good health and prescribed the oestrogen. To begin with Averil was a little Hectorish about wearing the patches but I persuaded her that it really would improve her skin. Over the last few months Averil's skin has improved remarkably and lost all its coarseness. Possibly as a side effect Averil's figure has also improved and she no longer needs to wear the corset, much to her relief, I may add. It's as if I don't see all that much of Hector these days. Averil is much more companionable. However Hector is concerned that his penis has shrunk. It is now only four inches long (as against his original 5 1/2") and his testicles seem to be smaller too. I am wondering if there isn't some procedure that would clean him up down there? Those appendages don't really suit Averil and they are embarrassing for her. Worried Wife Ps I enclose a picture of Averil. Don't you think she is lovely? * Dear Worried Wife, Thank you for the photograph of Averil. She is truly lovely and you can be proud of your handiwork on her. I am sure Averil would prefer to be normal down there and yes, there are several well-established surgical procedures that would make her so. I would recommend that you have the testicles removed immediately. They are still putting testosterone into Averil's blood stream and that is a dangerous steroid that she certainly doesn't need. You may find that Hector might object as the procedure is irreversible but he should agree to it for Averil's sake. This is no time for him to be selfish about it. Once those nasty testicles are gone you could give some consideration to a penectomy. This would leave Averil nice and clean down there and she could comfortably go nude in public should the occasion arise. Alternatively you could consider having her penis made into a proper vagina. This will enable Averil to have a full and satisfying sex life. Your endocrinologist will know of a suitable surgeon to whom she could refer you. Aunt Mary ***** Dear Aunt Mary, Thank you for your excellent advice. The surgeon explained the procedure to Averil and I. I opted for Averil to have the full vaginoplasty. Hector did protest mildly about it. I suppose you could call that Hector's last stand. She took out Hector's testicles there and then. They came out so easily that it was only afterwards that Hector realised what had happened. He started to make a scene but I was able to persuade him that it was for his own good, and for Averil of course. A few weeks later I took Averil in for her remedial surgery. I must say that Averil and I are both very happy. The surgery was completely successful and Averil and I are orgasmic together. I wouldn't change our relationship for the world but now that Hector's gone I do miss his penis. Do you think it would constitute infidelity to Averil if I were to have the occasional one night stand? Worried Wife * Dear Worried Wife, I am glad that Averil had her surgery. I'm sure she is much happier without those embarrassing irregularities. I think as far as one night stands are concerned you should explain your feelings to Averil and give her plenty of reassurance that you love only her. Remember to make it clear that getting fucked is different from making love and a girl does need to get fucked occasionally. You should of course confide to Averil exactly what happens on these occasions so that she is fully in the picture and has no need to feel excluded from that part of your life. Good hunting. Aunt Mary ***** Dear Aunt Mary, I am in a committed lesbian relationship with a permanent partner. However Wendy has now decided that she needs an actual man from time to time. I find it hurtful that I am no longer enough for her. Is it really necessary for Wendy to go out and get fucked? Averil. * Dear Averil, I think it is absolutely disgusting of your partner to want to get fucked. I can understand how dreadfully hurt you must feel. I would be happy to counsel you one on one on this matter, Averil. If you could come up to town you would be welcome as a guest at my flat for a few days. In addition to counselling we could take in a show and have supper together. I am sure that such a change and a break would help. Do please give me a call. With sincere best wishes Aunt Mary ***** Dear Aunt Mary, Your stupid advice has cost me my marriage and ruined my life. Averil has run off with some bitch in town and now I am all on my own. And I blame you for it. I should warn you that I am contemplating legal action against you and your rotten magazine. Worried ex-Wife * Dear Worried ex-Wife I was so sorry to read of the break up of your relationship. However I am sure you will find another partner. I myself went through a nasty break up too but I have at last found a committed companion and achieved happiness again. Please do not give up hope. Do try to avoid feelings of bitterness. Negatives thoughts have a way of turning back upon oneself and are harmful. Also being sour and embittered will make it more difficult for you to find someone new to love. I cannot recommend legal action. It will only prolong the hurt as you will continually relive it. Also our publisher can and does afford the best lawyers. You are unlikely to succeed with any legal action and you will end up at considerable financial disadvantage. Rather start a new life. I wish you every success in that. Aunt Mary ***** "Stupid cow," Mary Peters thought as she signed her last letter to Worried ex-Wife.
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