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Dr. Zelda Dundas did her undergraduate work under the skirts of most of her sexy classmates at Scarborough University for Ontario Women. She did her post-graduate work in post-op, peering under the hospital gowns of men coming out of urological surgery. The doctor herself has never officially come out of the closet. Dr. Dundas is a urologist who knows how to operate cock-and-ball equipment. She knows how to operate on cock-and-ball equipment. She knows how to dismantle cock-and-ball equipment. But her deft, skilled hands do not really like touching cock-and-ball equipment. What her delicately-tactile digits love to caress, and love to love, are cunts. Men with dick problems come to her all the time because she doesn't dick around, and because a conclusive diagnosis always requires that they cum for her all the time. If the men needing cock check-ups pay by check, they get a hand-job from one of the doctor's lovely, cuntly, great-assed assistants. If they have great health insurance, they get blow jobs from the Blue Cross beauties so both the cocks-in-question and the bills-for-service get inflated. Mesmerized by the masterbation examination, the cock-troubled men never ask for a second opinion when Dr. Z. D., M.D., makes her routine determination: Necratic Testicle, Left Side, Excision Indicated. The doctor's unilateral orchidectomies are shown bi-weekly on ORTV. You have a ring-side seat, and the cock-ringed cocks make especially erotic viewing they always stay rock hard as the left scrotal sac has its testicular tenant evicted. She does a dozen per week. Sometimes thirteen if her baker will be at her traditional Sunday brunch-of-balls. No beeper for the urologist on Sundays. No emergency time off during the taste-of-testes tête-á-tête. Classy Bitch always has two invitations. The good doctor would like to Cunt or cock will do. We like sweets and meats.
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