The rhyme below is about ballbusting in general, but it's also more specifically about mating. During the northern dragon mating ceremony, one of the male's testicles is popped, to show his dedication to the female and to prove that he has not been mated before (if he had, he'd only have one nut left). This is often a long, drawn-out process, with the female abusing her male's balls over several days until she finally takes mercy and destroys one, consummating the mateship. If the male is ever unfaithful, the female is entitled to crush his remaining nut as she pleases and thus leave him a eunuch, unable to mate again.

And now, on to the craziness:

Dragon gonads, make him squeal!

Stomp 'em flat beneath your heel!

Watch him quivering in pain

As he tries so hard in vain

To save those precious dragon eggs

That hang defenseless 'tween his legs.

Crush those fragile orbs once more

and listen to his frantic roar!

His dragonhood is black and blue,

so pop a nut! He wants you to.

Squeeze those orbs between your claws,

or chew them: use those mighty jaws

and show him what those teeth are for!

Drop that dragon to the floor!

Bash his aching balls around

until he crumples to the ground,

then swat those orbs a solid smack,

or slam a kick into his sack.

Just crush those unprotected jewels

and listen how that dragon mewls.

Smash his gonads into paste!

Pop 'em both? No, that's a waste.

It's better still to leave him one,

so he'll remember all the fun

that you had bashing up his nut:

the ache deep in his scaly gut

as his ball cracked beneath your blows

and finally burst between your toes.

His gonad flattened with a 'splat':

I promise he'll remember that!

And that way he'll still have one orb:

one swollen sphere left to absorb

a female's slaps and stomps and knees,

her brutal kick and vicious squeeze.

He still can help a dragoness

relieve some of her pent-up stress

by offering his tender egg

for her to squish and make him beg.

Even with one nut, just one kick

can make the strongest dragon sick.

But if he ever goes astray

and gets horny while you're away

and blows a load on some girl's tits

he can say goodbye to his bits.

Just grab his ball and do your worst

until you feel that gonad burst!

Bite and swallow in one gulp,

or grind his nut into a pulp.

Let him know his dragonhood

has finally been destroyed for good.

Every male dragon has his junk:

those dragonmakers full of spunk

that dangle so defenselessly,

just waiting for a female's knee.

So slam your foot into his stones

and listen to his tortured moans.

A male's proper place, you see

is curled double in agony,

so watch now as that dragon falls,

your toeclaws buried in his balls.