THE  MATHEMATICIAN-SUBTRACTION     

Ralph was a nerd and a dork.  It is bad enough to be a nerd, but it adds insult to injury to be dorks as well.  He was a nerd because at his now age of sixteen he had just received his PhD., in theoretical mathematics and in a month was to embark on a fellowship to do post doctoral work.  No one knows how the mathematical mind is wired, but at Ralph’s level there are perhaps two dozen people spread throughout the world that can understand one another.  Predictions were that Ralph had the potential of a Newton, Einstein or Poincare.  He was a dork because of his small size, 5’7” and weight of 128 lb, accompanied by his dress.  He was dressed in hand me downs, his mother a divorcee who had no idea where his father was, eked out a living as a seamstress altering clothing in a dry cleaning store.  It was her only talent.  She modified clothes never redeemed into the sort of wardrobe she though a college student should have.

Ralph’s mother was in awe of him.  That a individual with his talents should have dropped from her loins was beyond her wildest dreams.  One thing was clear though he had to keep his eye on his goal, most in his field did there most original work before age 25.

It was a bright day in early June, and Ralph was enjoying his vacation, before returning to the university.  He left the small flat that he and his mother shared and explored his neighborhood.  Something he hadn’t done in years.  In his travels he spied a soda fountain and decided to spend his meager funds on a milk shake.

Walking in he took a stool at the old fashioned marble counter.  A pert tall girl with dark hair waited on him, and seemed to be staring at him.

Too say Ralph was social retarded was an understatement.  He had no social graces whatsoever.  He spent his time on a school computer and with adults that were every bit as abstract and nerdy as he was.

“Aren’t you Ralph?”  Asked the girl.

“Ah, yes.”  Stuttered a shocked Ralph at being recognized.

“Well don’t you remember me I am Cindy, I baby sat you.  Your mother comes in here all the time talking about what a brain you turned out to be.”

Ralph was speechless.

“Come on now you aren’t stuck up are you?”  Giggled the girl.

“No, its just, well you know, I kinda, well, gosh.”

“You don’t know what to say.”

“That’s it.”

“I’ll bet you got a sweet little college girl friend don’t you, I heard all you college boys are horny.”

“Ahhh.”  Was the best Ralph could do, he was turning a bright red.

Now Cindy was as opposite from Ralph as was his mother.  Cindy was a little fuck bunny, of whom it could be said she would look like a porcupine if she had as many sticking out as sticking in.  She had been giving blowjobs since she was eleven, and had started fucking for real at age twelve, she was only comfortable with men or boys that she had fucked or was fucking.  Like most good Catholic girls, if a boy wanted penetration at the wrong time, she took it in the ass, happily and with a great deal of enthusiasm.

“Com on Ralphie, I’m the girl that changed your diapers for you.”  Kidded Cindy.

Slowly Ralph begin to relax.  Cindy at age 22 was not aging gracefully; she was beginning to thicken and coarsen, and taking on a slatternly look to her.  But, Ralph’s mother was slatternly and coarse as were all his relatives.  He could easily relate to this, more so then he could to the brash co-eds from college

Soon he was carrying on a conversation with Cindy, on about the same level as he would with his mother. 

“So, you’re a doctor now, wanna give me a check up.”  Asked Cindy.

“I’m not that kind of doctor.”  Replied Ralph, not realizing she was coming on to him.

“I’ll never tell.  Look, I’m off now, and my apartment is right around the corner, come on up for a cup of coffee and tell me all about college.”

“Okay, I don’t have to be home until six, when my mother gets off from work.  Guess that would be okay.”

Cindy and Ralph walked the two blocks to her apartment.  It was a one room efficiency in a walk up over a flower shop.  The couch doubled as Cindy’s bed, the only privacy in the apartment was to be had in the small bath.

Cindy fixed them both coffee, it was at this point that Ralph realized his mother didn’t allow him to drink coffee, afraid that it would stunt his growth.

What Cindy had in mind is not quite clear, finding a kid she used to baby sit now a doctor and doing stuff she didn’t understand, Ralph was sort of like an interesting bug to an entomologist.  She was going to have some fun with him.

Chatting about nothing in particular Cindy sat next to Ralph with her legs tucked underneath her.  “You do remember me don’t you?”

“Well sort of, there is something familiar, but can’t quite place it.”

“When I baby sat you and your mother was at work and you got cranky I used to do this.”  Cindy leaned forward so Ralph got a good view of her ample breasts, and rubbed his crotch. “You used to love to have your little thingy rubbed, you would quiet right down, you little pervert.”

“Oh, I did?”

“Yep, I think when I was there you cried just to get me to touch you.”  Answered Cindy as she continued to rub, it was having the desired effect as she could feel his crotch growing.

“Mmmm.”  Ralph had an abstract knowledge of sex, from the internet, but no practical experience, and didn’t know quite what to do.

Cindy on the other hand had lots of practical experience, she unzipped Ralph’s loose trousers and fished around in his shorts and pulled out his member.  “My, my, Ralphie how you have grown.”  Beamed Cindy, this was going to be more fun than she thought.  She had pulled out a member that would do credit to your average stud bull, long and thick, with a pair of enormous balls.  Supreme irony that fate which had given Ralph untold cerebral resources, and a nothing body, had also given him a trophy member. “I see yours, now take a look at mine.”  She pulled up her dress to reveal a hairy pussy with bulging lips.  “Wanna touch me.”

“Yes.”  Gulped Ralph.

Cindy guided his hand into the wet moist area and forced his fingers in.  Holding his hand, she leaned over and took the head of his dick in her mouth, kissing and sucking it. The thing grew. Pulling his hand out she pressed it to his face: “Here Ralph smell me.”

Ralph inhaled the odor and he grew, then he tentatively tasted his fingers, and he grew some more.  The internet doesn’t have taste or smell.  What ever it was Ralph wanted it, and bad.

“Ralph it is time to get on my pony and ride.”  Cindy swung a leg over him and impaled herself.  “Damn, son of bitch, why haven’t you come around before, your in my womb.”

And they were off.

Cindy who had though this a good practical joke on the nerdy kid she used to baby sit, was now having the fuck of her life, no one had every gotten that far inside her, including six foot football line men.  When you are sixteen and horny your recovery time is about 30 seconds.  They went after each other in every way Cindy could think of, she blew him, and taught him to eat her.  He loved it.  When her cunt become too sore she offered her ass and he rode her high and tight.  They kissed, he sucked her nipples, she sucked his.  Finally covered with sweat and with bleeding genitals they quite.  It was seven PM, Ralph was in a panic to get home, as he had never been late before.  Cindy cradled his dick and kissed and let him go.  He promised to stop by to see her the following day.

Ralph ran as best he could the five blocks to his mother’s apartment.  Banging in the front door, he was greeted by his mother, who was nearly hysterical with worry.

“Where have you been Ralph, I was about to go downstairs and call the police I thought you had been robbed or ……………….” Then the odor hit her, Ralph exuded the odor of well fucked cunt, from every part of his body wafted the smell of sex.  “Oh my, who were you with?”

“Ah mom, I ran into Cindy my old baby sitter, and we got to talking and the time flew.  I’m sorry it won’t happen again.”

“That whore, you were with that whore.”  Screamed his mother.

Ralph began to cry.

“Baby, don’t cry, I just wants what best for you, there is no time for girls yet, and especially one like Cindy.  Promise you will stay away from her.”

“I promise.”  And all was peaceful for the evening.

However a stiff dick has no conscious and Ralph awoke the next morning with a painful piss hard-on.  Made more painful by the lack of skin that had gotten worn off in Cindy’s various orifices.  The fever gripped and 15 minutes before quitting time he was at the shop to greet Cindy.

Cindy for her part was glad to see Ralph.  She thought maybe his education and college experience would put him off, and he would never show up again.  It had happened to her many times before, once the guy got his rocks off he lost interest.  What Cindy hadn’t counted on that simmering under his mathematical talents was a libido just as big and powerful as his I.Q.

Walking back to her place, Ralph in almost clinical terms dissected their encounter the day before.  What he liked, and what he really liked, and what he liked the best.

Just inside the door the kissed, and found as their genitals swelled just how painful sex can be.  Cindy introduced Ralph to 69, sort of kiss it for me and make it all better.  Once they were both wet from juice and slobber they went at it again.  Cindy lost more skin on her ass, Ralph from his elbows and neither one cared.  She was discovering an infinite capacity for orgasm that she didn’t know existed.  As with many girls of her type, she thought her only worth was as a piece of ass, and to be done as Ralph was doing her increased her self esteem no end.

This night Ralph showed up home at 9PM, smelling like three day old dead fish. His mother didn’t scream this time, for she knew when the fever is high, it is difficult to resist.

Ralph was at Cindy every chance he could get.  Cindy was growing bow legged from Ralph’s member, she bragged to the other girls at work about her doctor examining her.

His alter ego seemed to be growing, nothing like plenty of exercise to keep the old muscles in shape.

Meanwhile at home Ralph’s mother was going crazy. Her beautiful genius son, was throwing his life away on a worthless chippy, sort of like herself.  Beside herself with grief she went into his small room, barely larger than a closet.  She examined the framed letters and the diplomas.  There on the little desk was Ralph’s latest book, a bio of Sir Isaac Newton, a man to whom he (Ralph) was compared.  ‘Maybe this will give me an idea.’ She thought and took the book to the living room to read.

It took her three weeks to read the book.  During that time Ralph postponed his fellowship, and announced that he and Cindy were going to move in together. He was going to take a job tutoring to pay the rent.  That night his mother cried herself to sleep.

Many things come to us in dreams.  In Ralph’s mothers case it was deductive reasoning, although this was not her strong suit.  What had made Sir Isaac so great was his celibacy. His unbelievable lack of social intercourse and his firm resolve to avoid sex.  If only Ralph could avoid entanglement, he could be the next Einstein, but like his father he (Ralph) was being ruled by his cock and balls.  He could be the one to save humanity, but not if he was playing hide the weenie with a slut like Cindy 24 hours a day.

Ralph’s mother did not know where to begin.  The gem of an idea she had was as yet formless as to implementation.  It finally dawned on her that the public library was a place to start.  Not being at all familiar with computers, she had to have it in writing, and preferable small words.  Depro Prevera was the first item she ran across, this chemical castration agent was used by law enforcement on sex offenders.  When she looked at the side effects though, she was afraid it would harm his mind.  Then she found information on castration, and nullification.  This seemed drastic, but seemed to offer and complete lifetime cure for her little Ralph that would send him off to the academic world to stay.  It had to be complete though, both his cock and balls had to be removed if it were to work, it would be no good to castrate her son and then find him becoming a junky with testosterone patches.

She would need help with this and the most logical person to help her would be Cindy.  She stopped by the soda fountain and got Cindy to come by the apartment for coffee, and a heart to heart chat.  This had to be done at a time when Cindy was free of Ralph trying to pork her, which seemed to be all the time.  As luck would have it a short seminar got Ralph’s attention, something on reformulating non-dissipative systems, what ever that is, at least for a couple of hours took his mind off fucking.

Cindy out of loyalty to Ralph’s mother kept the appointment at the apartment, thinking she was going to get a lecture on staying away from Ralph.  Ralph’s mother was quite cordial and greeted her with warmth like an old friend, and collaborator.  Then came the shocker Cindy announced she was pregnant.  She had now missed two periods and was sure, using graphic detail, that when Ralph shot up her womb, he was spraying directly on the ovaries, that’s how big he is Mrs.

Ralph’s mother actually welcomed the news of the impending arrival.  “Cindy we will be a little cramped here, but you can move right in with us, and stay here, I will help you raise Ralph’s child.”  Then she laid out the plan she had for Ralph and his career.  She had to explain castration and nullification to Cindy.

“What will I do, Ralph has spoiled me for other men, he has stretched me so far no normal man can satisfy me now.”  Wailed Cindy.

It took hours and hours of talking goading and persuading that there were bigger considerations than how full Cindy’s cunt was going to be.  Ralph’s mother had described him as if he were the embodiment of the second coming.  Finally Cindy agreed. Then they planned.

When Ralph returned later that evening Cindy was gone, and he was too tired to try to see her.  His mother announced she was going to the movies on Saturday evening and that he would be by himself.  Ralph though that was wonderful, and he would invite Cindy over, for some slap and tickle while his mother was gone.

At the appointed hour, his mother had left and Cindy showed up with bottle of booze.  Something Ralph had yet to try.  This was the real deal too, Wild Turkey, 100 proof.

Before breaking the Treasury Seal, they went at each other with just a minimum articles of clothing removed.  Once they calmed down Cindy with cum running down her legs fixed them a drink.  It hit Ralph like a ton of bricks, two, three more and he was gone, out cold.

About an hour later he came to, naked he was spread eagled on the floor, tied hand and foot to various pieces of furniture.

“Hi Ralph” Said his Mother, “tonight I am going to cure your problem for you.”

“What problem mom?”  Asked a confused Ralph.

“Your sex problem.  The whole of your mind is going to be wasted by you chasing pussy, that can’t happen to some one like you.  Cindy and I are going to fix you so you can spend all your time on mathematics and not worry about sex.”

“Ah, what are you going to do.”  Asked a somewhat startled Ralph.

“I am going to remove the source of your problem, your balls and your cock.  Once they are gone you won’t be worried about cunt any longer.  Don’t worry though Cindy is pregnant so you have fulfilled your role as a father, now you have to fulfill your genius, and then only way to do that is without a cock or balls.  Now don’t try and argue, mother knows best.  We don’t have anything other than the whiskey to deaden the pain.”  At about this time Cindy appeared with the bottle of whiskey.

“Drink up Ralph, it will be over soon, your mother really loves you to do this for you.”  Cindy poured the whiskey down Ralph’s throat and continued to pour it down until he had almost a pint of the wicked bourbon in his stomach.

Cindy leaned down and kissed Ralph’s cock:  “Good by.”  She started to cry.

Ralph’s mother started with the balls.  Using a little tool from work used to open seams she cut a small hole in Ralph’s scrotum, then with a small pair of cloth scissors cut all the loose flesh that protected his balls.  Ralph moaned under the whiskey.  Then she asked Cindy to pull on the balls so she could tie off the cords.  There was surprisingly little blood as she finished the knots and snipped the chords.  The flesh she placed in a plastic bag.  Then she ran a tube into the length of Ralph’s large member till she was sure it was past the base, next she used strong waxed thread to act as a tourniquet at the base of the penis.  Using a razor knife she quickly cut off the penis and slid if off the tube and into the bag.  Then with all the skills of an accomplished seamstress she blind stitched his crotch neatly closed.

Cindy was breathing hard and red in the face.  “Oh mi god, that was the hottest thing I have ever seen.”  Leaning over she kissed Ralph’s mother open mouthed and explored her with her tongue.  “You are a good woman, I love you.”  So with Ralph slowly becoming a eunuch, his mother and Cindy became lovers.  You might say his mother kissed his kids before they were born.

Within the year Cindy had hatched a pair of twins.  Ralph was at Oxford doing more post doctoral work, and now there were only two other people in the world that knew what he was talking about.  Cindy and Ralph’s mother were thinking of moving to Mass., to make it legal for them to adopt the twins, Ralph’s was concentrating on his mathematics.