Ring ….Ring …..Ring..…Who is the jerk calling early Saturday morning? I had a rough week and want to sleep until noon. But the jerk refuses to quit. The answering machine turns on. She hangs up and redial the number….ring …ring…ring. I finally pick up the phone. "It is an emergency. Come to the hospital at once." It is Doctor Patty White. "Which one of my patient?" But she would not say. All she does is repeating herself. "Come to the hospital at once."

I burn up the tires getting there. Waiting for me at the front entrance, with her mischievous smile, is Patty. I know that smile well. We were lovers for two years. I am furious.

"What the hell is going on?"

"Come with me." That’s all she’ll say.

We go to a private room on the fifth floor. "Remember the guy who walked out of a restaurant downtown straight into a gang shoot out last week? He just died. This guy believed in donating every organ that’s transplantable. Your last patient last night can really benefit." Now I am really pissed. "That guy was in a car wreck! What the hell am I supposed to transplant for him?"

"Let me show you."

Patty takes my hand and we walk into the room. The guy seems so peaceful. She takes me to the bed side and lifts his gown. This guy’s dick is huge, even totally soft. I stare at it, mesmerized. How can any woman take it? I feel hands around my waist. Patty brings her lips right to my ear and whisper: "I heard your precious patient in that car wreck had his dick cut off by a piece of flying metal. Don’t you want to give him a transplant? Maybe you want to certify it yourself later." That’s why we broke up. She could never understand how a woman could enjoy a dick as much as a woman’s soft lips. She did not want to share me with any man.

That transplant is the best work I have ever done. I do it with loving care, with meticulous attention to the smallest detail. Ten days later, when I examine it, it rises to the occasion. Unbelievably huge, it’s combination of length and girth is awesome. I stroke it tenderly. "You better not use it until your doctor gives you the permission to do so." I begin to think how to get to try it out myself.

Ring ….Ring …..Ring..…Who is the jerk calling early Saturday morning? I had a rough week and want to sleep until noon. But the jerk refuses to quit. The answering machine turns on. She hangs up and redial the number….ring …ring…ring. I finally pick up the phone. "It is an emergency. Come to the hospital at once." It is Doctor Patty White. "Which one of my patient?" But she would not say. All she does is repeating herself. "Come to the hospital at once." I burn up the tires getting there. Waiting for me at the front entrance, with her mischievous smile, is Patty.

"Your big lover boy is in big trouble. His girlfriend sneaked in last night and they couldn’t wait to use the battering ram. He fell asleep afterwards, and woke up screaming with pain. They like it rough" "What about the nurse? There is always a nurse on duty there?

"She joined them for a threesome. Don’t scream. She’s already fired."

The huge dick is black and blue, totally ruined. It has to come off. I am furious. During the surgery, I just chop it off. It takes all my training and self-control not to slice off his balls as well. The surgery team thoroughly enjoy themselves at my expense. Maybe I will sneak in at night to cut off the balls. That is doing him a favor.