Coffee Maker Castration

The coffee maker is modified in two ways, fist off, it hooks directly to a water supply such as a faucet, and secondly there is a suitible hole in the side leaing into the basket area, this hole has a drawstring that can be used to pull it tightly around the penis/testicles once they are in the basket.

The procedure:

First off the man has his penis/testicles inserted into the coffee maker and the drawstring is tied with considerable force as to cut off a majority of the blood flow. Then the flow of water begins into the coffee maker, it starts off almost cold and heats up slowly in a phase appropriately called the heating phase. The gradual increase in heat will go un-noticed for some time allowing for it to reach what would have been un-attainable temperatures and still remain in the range of not having pain. By the end of this phase the penis should be suffering from first degree burns. Total time of phase 10-15 minutes.

The second phase and final phase is the cooking phase. No additional water is needed so you can turn off the water supply and insert the actual coffee pot under the basket part. The temperatures inside of the basket will be beyond the boiling point of water due to the steam and mild pressure. Of course the male is feeling considerable pain by now. The first few drips will be almost clear but they will attain a maximum darkness akin to beef stock and will end up basically clear at the end. To add additional body to this broth, you may massage the prostate of the man during this phase to induce climax, in addition to thicking up the mix it will also add a taste which is hard to duplicate elsewhere in cooking. This phase takes only 6 minutes.

Now that you have a pot of man stock you need some meat for it, it's not like coffee, it's a meal. On removal from the device the still scalding penis and testicles should be cut from the body immediately and added to the soup, the scrotum should be left out but its overall up to you. The totally cooked penis will be very much lacking in color except for the center wich may still have some blood. Serve hot and make sure everyone gets a piece of meat!