"No, I don't. If you're curious, ask away. I kind of like talking about it, it helps me to deal with it."

"So, do you orgasm anymore?"

"I get really excited and aroused, but no orgasms since. A strong fantasy or umm.. my wife will get me really turned on, but I can't cum."

"Do you miss it? How do you deal with the frustration?"

"At first, I did, but I got used to it. This is how it is going to be now. I don't really get frustrated, I just get excited now, and stay that way for a while. My wife has been really good about it... she has me work it out on her."

"How do you work it out, then?"

"Well, she promised me that I could be intimate with her any time that I wanted to, so we make love every morning and every night now. She enjoys it quite a bit."

"And so what do you do, exactly?"

"You probably guessed - oral sex. I just go down on her now, we enjoy her orgasms together until we get tired. Since that's all I do now, I got really good at it. She says my oral skills are far better than I ever was with my dick, and she doesn't miss my penis, at all."

"Sounds good for her, but how does that help you?"

"Well, I get a lot of pleasure out of it too, it's my only way to be sexual now. Sometimes, I give her erotic massage. And sometimes, she lets me work on her friends."

"You mean..."

"Yeah, I get a lot more sex since I don't have a penis"

"So, what do you do, exactly, for work?"

"I'm a masseuse."

"Must be frustrating, rubbing women all day, and never getting off?"

"Yeah, it is! But fun, also. I'm used to it now. Even if I could cum, I wouldn't want to."

"Why is that?"

"Well, my wife and I got into this whole tantra thing for a while, and I was supposed to wait longer to orgasm... and eventually, not orgasm every time we had sex. Kept getting longer and longer in between. Supposedly in the end, the goal is for the man not to orgasm anymore."

"Sounds like you made it to that goal."

"Yeah, I did, not the way I expected. And that was never exactly my goal, more hers. You've no idea how horny I get. I mean, I don't mind not cumming anymore, but I couldn't go a day without sex."

"Wait, didn't you say your wife is out of town?"

"Yeah, gone for the week"

"Maybe you can practice your skills on me..."

...

"Well, your wife is right, you're certainly a better lover than I've ever had, even without a penis. Because you don't have a penis."

"Well, I'm glad you liked it.. are you ready for another round?"

"Not just yet, I'm completely beat now... but you can come over again for the rest of the week, or until your wife gets back in town. She let's you do this for other women?"

"Yeah, when she's gone. Ever since she caught me cheating. We had a big talk about it, and decided on an open marriage. We, or most of the time, I, can take on another lover and she won't get upset about it. But it has to be strictly sex. And strictly this kind of sex."

"I'm okay with that, that was some of the best sex ever. I didn't know I could cum so hard, or so long.."

"That got me thinking though.. your wife isn't jealous ever?"

"No, not after we talked."

"But she was upset when she first found out, right?"

"Yeah, of course.. I was lying to her."

"And that was when you still had a penis, right?"

"Yes. What are you getting at?"

"Isn't it a bit strange, the way it happened?"

"..."

"I mean, kidnappers don't usually cut off someone's penis, unless it's some kind of cult, ritual thing. And those that do, don't usually think to apply a tourniquet, they would leave them to die."

"Yeah, I don't know why... mistaken identity, probably revenge for a drug killing, but they got interrupted or figured out I was the wrong guy.. called the hospital. That's what the police thought. Why, what are you saying?"

"I just think it's a little odd. You and your wife, practicing tantric sex, with the goal for you not to orgasm. She finds you cheating on her. Then, you get kidnapped and they cut your dick off. And call the hospital....don't you ever wonder if she had set it up?"

"You're a clever woman. Too clever. I have a secret to tell you."

"She did, didn't she?"

"Nope."

"..."

"We set it up together. Wasn't just her idea. She said she'd forgive me for cheating if she could cut off my penis. The kidnapping story was just a cover to get insurance to take care of the bills."

"So you let your wife cut off your dick, to live a life without orgasm, where you can just pleasure women but never get off?"

"Yup."

"Wow. That's fucked up. Why?"

"Well, I eventually got into the whole tantra thing too. Didn't want to orgasm anymore, but couldn't stop masturbating... or cheating. I just wanted to stay in love with, worship and pleasure women for ever.. so there was only one solution."

"..cut off your penis."

"Exactly."

"Wow. I think I'm ready for that third round. How many days until your wife gets home again?"

"Three more days."

"Unnmm..."