Interview With a Black-Leather Starlet - Part 2

[the conclusion, continued from Part 1]

TRUFFLE: Margo, tell me what life is like with your two eunuchs - you know, the day-to-day routine. What’s it like?

KRISS: Can we say wonderful? [giggles] Tina, you can’t imagine how nice it is to have good company and companionship and not have a man trying to run everything. I have complete dominion over my home. It’s my castle and my sanctuary. My boys assist me and give input when I ask for it, but the decisions are mine alone. I know not all women are that independent, but that’s the way it has to be for me. I’ve got to run my own show. Frankly, before I found my eunuchs, life could get a little lonely at times. But those days are behind me now.

TRUFFLE: I hope this question isn’t too, ah…, shall I say, awkward. But don’t you ever have an urge or desire to be with a regular man? You know, one that is still, ah…?

KRISS: Intact? [smiles] Of course. And when I want a man I simply go get one. They’re rather plentiful, you know. [giggles]

TRUFFLE: Doesn’t that make your boys jealous?

KRISS: No. [smiles warmly and looks at first one boy and then the other] In fact, my boys are very supportive of my little sexual excursions. They help me bathe, rub me down with silky lotion, and help me dress in my sexist outfits. They want me to enjoy my date and I think they’re almost as excited as I am. [giggles]

TRUFFLE: So your boys aren’t afraid you’ll find some dashing gentleman and be swept off your feet and abandon your lifestyle and take off with him?

KRISS: Oh hell no! Sex with a male is just recreation for me anymore. Kind of like a game of tennis or a round of golf. Usually I go to his place, or sometimes a resort hotel. I rarely bring one back here.

TRUFFLE: This happens often?

KRISS: You know, Tina, it’s a funny thing. Back before I met my eunuchs I would have liked to have had sex four or five times a week, or maybe even every day. - Now don’t get me wrong. I’m not really promiscuous. [giggle] - Of course I didn’t begin to satisfy all my urges, but if I had had a regular boyfriend in a live-in relationship that’s how often I could have had sex. But now, three or four dates a year with an intact male is all I care for. I didn’t really realize how important snuggling and cuddling were in a relationship until I acquired my eunuchs. My boys are much better at that than any man. I also have quite a collection of sex toys and my two boys are experts with those too! [naughty giggles]

[both boys smile and blush]

TRUFFLE: So you didn’t have a steady relationship before you met your boys?

KRISS: No. It’s like I said before, I don’t want some man running my life and telling me what to do. If that meant being lonely much of the time it was just the price I was willing to pay for my freedom and independence.

You know, Tina, I wonder if there aren’t quite a few career women in the same boat I was in. We want companionship - and not just girlfriends - and we sort of want sex too. It all gets confusing and frustrating after a while, and finally, most women just give in and get married or get into a long-term relationship with a man. Then that’s the end of your independence. The next thing you know you’ve got some smelly lout laying on your couch in front of the television watching sports while you serve him beer and pizza!

TRUFFLE: Margo, you really have a point. I hadn’t thought about it that way.

KRISS: So you can relate?

TRUFFLE: Yeah, Ah… yes I can. But Margo, how are eunuchs different, I mean to live with? Don’t they like beer and pizza too?

KRISS: [laughs] Yes, but the big difference is their attitude. Castration takes away that dominant lord-of-the-realm attitude that most men have. Eunuchs are not as territorial or possessive, but they are very protective. My boys would both die before they let anything happen to me. It’s part of that special bond that develops between women and their eunuchs. And did I mention they smell better? [laughs]

TRUFFLE: [laughing] What about, you know…, in bed?

KRISS: Well, my boys can’t climax. Being nullified, they can’t experience even the weakest orgasms. Instead, they concentrate totally on my pleasure. They experience pleasure by empathizing with me. The closer they can bond with me emotionally, the more they can share the sensations of my orgasms. It takes great mental concentration. It’s all about emotional bonding. Virile men can’t do it - at least not very well. The urge to experience their own orgasm overwhelms virile men - depriving them of the pleasure of sharing my multiple orgasms. My eunuchs, on the other hand, ride my orgasms like a surfer rides a wave.

TRUFFLE: [smiling, gasps slightly, crosses and uncrosses her legs] That sounds wonderful! Margo, tell me what a typical day is like with your eunuchs. You know, what happens when you get up in the morning?

KRISS: Well, usually my boys get up a little before me - to do their keggles.

TRUFFLE: Keggles?

KRISS: Yes, those are little floor exercises they do to strengthen their abdominal muscles to maintain continence. They’ll have to keep that up all their lives, but it isn’t really that much trouble - is it boys? [smiles and looks at first one boy and then the other] My boys were in diapers for a couple of months after their operations. It takes a while to get their bladders trained.

[both boys smile and blush]

TRUFFLE: I wasn’t aware.

KRISS: Well, it’s only a concern if your eunuchs get urethral reroutes like my boys did. You know, Tina, a big advantage to having your eunuchs nullified is that they never leave to toilet seat up. [giggles]

TRUFFLE: [giggling] But isn’t that a little embarrassing for them out in public? I mean they can never use a urinal.

KRISS: I would call it more of a minor inconvenience. Besides, I think most men’s restrooms are equipped with commodes - aren’t they boys? [giggles]

[both boys blush and nod]

TRUFFLE: Do your boys work at regular jobs in the public?

KRISS: Yes, at least Alvin works in public. Being a eunuch is not noticeable at all if the boys dress in male clothing - as my boys do in public. Alvin had just completed college when he became my eunuch. He now works as a commercial artist and is doing some set design for a major studio.

Corey, in his other life, used to be a waiter, a bar tender, and managed a small motel, but now he manages my home. He performs numerous little chores, does my bookkeeping, and oversees my landscapers and other work crews that I employ from time to time. Corey’s in charge here when I’m gone. In addition, Corey is an excellent chef!

TRUFFLE: Wow! A eunuch is a handy thing to have around the house. I believe every woman could use a eunuch - or two. [giggle]

KRISS: [laughs] We independent career types certainly can. It frees up so much of my valuable time, and it’s nice to come home to dinner on the table at the end of a busy day.

TRUFFLE: It seems like poor Corey is pretty loaded down with work though.

KRISS: [smiles] It’s not that bad. He has help. You met Amber when you arrived didn’t you? You know, the cute little blonde?

TRUFFLE: Yes, I remember.

KRISS: Well, Amber is my maid and housekeeper. Actually, those titles don’t do her justice. Amber is my girl Friday. She and Corey assist each other. Amber is just like family, and has her own apartment here in the mansion. And I don’t care if she and Corey share the hot tub, or the shower, or go skinny dipping together in the pool. What can possibly happen - Corey’s a nullo! [giggles]

[both boys blush - especially Corey]

TRUFFLE: You know, Margo, I’m beginning to see how this lifestyle is as attractive to men, or eunuchs as it is to the women. I mean, I think your boys enjoy it as much as you do. It’s not simply a power trip for the woman, is it?

KRISS: Well, I would be less than honest if I told you it wasn’t something of a power trip for me. I believe that is in the natural order of things for women to ultimately have dominion over men. It will be a better world when that becomes universal. But you’re right in that the boys really enjoy their role in this lifestyle. They realize they are better off in this lifestyle than going through life frustrated and driven by destructive impulses. My eunuchs are definitely family. Our relationship is based on love, not lust.

TRUFFLE: Well, Margo, thank you for a wonderful interview. This has been most insightful. It’s really going to give our readers and viewers something to think about.

KRISS: Well, you’re most welcome, Tina. Would you like me to give you the url’s of those eunuch websites?

TRUFFLE: [blushing] Well, err…

KRISS: I’ll take that as a big "yes"! [giggles] I’ll have one of my boys print them out for you - for information purposes only, of course. [more giggles]

THE END

Farrell Squire

copyright April 18, 2003