Yet, he sometimes wondered what are 'most' guys experiencing the one-night stands and other such pleasures. Being funky, spontanous and a party animal sure has some advantages. As Jim was thinking about it on one occassion, he called - WTF - and decided to get laid... but not just like that. It needs to be something. So he decided to get a professional (a whore) and in the same minute, jumped to the web to search some good escort services.

Not being the spontanous type, he spent some good 20 minutes searching and got to a weird auction site for trading sexual services. Well, Ebay is more fun than Amazon, Jim thought and has created a Want Ad. It said: "Will fix computer in exchange for an interesting experience. M looking for F or Fs." Of course the fix part was a joke, but all the ads on the site contained some humour, yet all seemed very serious. Jim tagged the ad as 'hurry up' and 'photo necessary' and laid back.

Within half an hour, a few automatic responses arrived. A few were offers for standard services, but most were for BDSM or even more extreme things. One response was really interesting though. It offered three weeks of the 'best pleasure imaginable', for no pay, only for some unspecified exchange. The attached photo showed a really hot blond woman in mid twenties, Veru. Jim has answered a few mails, but was most curious about that offer. Of course, he asked what's the exchange business.

A reply came, again promising a great experience and with more great, sexy photos of Veru attached. The exchange was still not specified, though. Instead, an explanation on a meeting was offered. Jim didn't like to get pulled by a finger, but wanted to meet the lady, so he called back to arrange a meeting.

In the phone, Veru sounded lovely and happily. She still didn't want to disclose the details, but allowed Jim to invite her to a drink, so she can explain what she wanted in exchange.

Next day, they had the meeting in a coffee bar. Veru came and she looked even hotter than on the photos. Jim has thought, that three weeks with her must be worth almost anything. They talked for an hour about life, the universe and everything, for an hour. Jim learned that Veru is short for Verunka, as she is from Poland and she is studying law.

Then they came to business. When Jim asked what she has to offer, she promised three weeks of heaven, where she'll do anything to please him. Sexual slave? Check. Meals in bed? Check. Everything else, check. All free of charge. So what's the price? Long story short, Veru has made a bet back in Poland that she'll make an American guy adore her so much, he'll give his penis to her. And that's what she wanted of Jim. When talking about it, Veru came closer and was openly seducing Jim, whispering the details in his ear.

Wow... Don't panic, Jim thought. Is she serious? It took a while till he could talk again and make sure she IS serious. An unusual offer, definitelly. Definitelly something 'spontanous', which is what Jim wanted, he thought amusingly. And crazy. Jim was surprised that he found himself actually considering it. On one hand, three weeks with the femme fatalle, who is going to do everything he wants. On the other hand, there was his penis and his boring life. As Jim was thinking about the two options, he realized that he favours the first option by a large margin! And so did his 'payment' - when thinking about the deal, he got a really hard erection. Great! That settles it. Stupid or not, this is reaaaally spontanous and it's worth it. He'll trade his penis for some time with this Polish blondie!