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Everyone like working at Big K. They liked their jobs and did well with customers. The only problem was the Steve Marshall, the store manager. He was the rudest person anybody, customers and associates alike, had ever met. He unjustly fired people, blocked their unemployment, made it to where it was nearly impossible for them to find other jobs and caused long time assistant managers to walk out almost on a weekly basis. One day, a stockman named Paul was bringing in shopping carts. After he brought them in, he headed back to the stockroom to do something Steve had told him to do. Paul got stopped by a customer who was looking for something. After assisting the customer, Paul got paged back to the stockroom by Steve. Steve then proceeded to rip Paul's ass. "I told you to do this 20 minutes ago and you completely ignored me." Steve said "I had to bring in some shopping carts and do a price check for a customer. On the way back here I got stopped by another customer who was looking for something" Paul explained " Well you waste more time than anybody I know" Steve huffed "you're not doing your job" " So let me get this straight" Paul said, scratching his head "assisting customers is wasting time. Is that it?" "This is your verbal warning. Next time it'll be written" Steve warned. The next day, Paul went into work. After 2 hours, he was called into the office and presented with termination papers under the reasoning "lack of productivity" The next person Steve jumped all over was a cashier named Robin. It was a Friday night and Robin had to pee. So she shut her light off in an attempt to clear her line so she could go to the bathroom. Steve told her to turn her light back on.\ "But I have to go to the bathroom" Robin protested. She did get her bathroom break, but got called into Steve's office. "Did you tell anyone that you had to go to the bathroom?" Steve barked. "I turned my light off and Lorie asked me...." "Did you tell anyone you were going?" he interupted "Yes I....." "Did you yell across my front end that you were going to the bathroom whether I said you could or not?" "NO!" Robin replied. By this time, she was so pissed she was shaking. "Whatever" she muttered leaving the office and heading back to her register. A day later, Betty, the manager over Recieving got into it with Steve and walked out. Betty had been with Big K for 32 years. A day later, Christy, the manager of the gas station got into it with him and walked out after 27 of service. Something had to be done. Thru the internet, everyone, present and past associates, got together to figure out what to do about Steve. "He's driving away business" Robin said " He's a prick" Betty added "I want revenge! He's blocking my unemployment and I have bills I need to pay since he so nicely made it to where I can't find another job" Paul fumed Soon they came up with a plan. That night, after the store closed, they staked out the parking lot, waiting for Steve to come out. When he walked out of the store, he was suddenly surrounded. Before he could say anything he was hit in the head and everything went black. When he woke up, Steve found himself tied up spreadeagle and gagged back in the stockroom. He looked around at all the people he had done wrong and suddenly became aware that he was naked. He tried to talk but all that came out was "mmmph" Paul laughed. "Now you're gonna listen to us for a change!" "Not that you have any choice" Robin chimed in "You have a decision to make" Betty told him. "Resign or lose your boys" Christy added "See, unlike me, you have a choice in this job matter" Paul said "Lose the job or lose something that I'm sure means more to you" Steve glared at all of them. "Fine, decision made" Robin said. She kicked him in the balls. Steve yelped. They all took turns bashing him in the nuts. "Nope, that's not good enough for me" Paul said, pulling out his box cutter. "I wonder if it's true that after a man is castrated, he becomes more docile" Christy grabbed the box cutter and filleted Steve's dick, paying no attention to the animal like wails of pain coming from his gagged mouth. "My turn, my turn!!" Robin squealed, producing her own knife. She leaned over and sliced off his testicles. As everyone laughed at him, Steve passed out. The next day, he turned in his resignition. Shortly after that, his wife filed for divorce and Steve moved out of state. |