The Baby Shower - Tieing Up Loose Ends

The four women sat at the kitchen table enjoying a late evening cup of tea, with just the slightest touch or brandy to sweeten it.

“What an evening,” said Dr Debbie, “I’ve delivered a baby, and got to castrate my first three men. You sure can’t beat that.”

“I got all excited what with the medical stuff and all, did I really make the right decision to have Mikey done.” Asked Laurel.

“Well for me it was the right decision, no more backaches from being poked all the time.” Exclaimed Bev.

“Yes dear you did, you will be so much happier with a little slave, rather than a drunken bartender. He may even give up the booze without his nuts.” Said RuthAnn.

“I’ve cleaned up the harvest here, and as you can see. Little pin labels on each scrotum and set of gonads, will have them preserved for each of you ladies as a reminder of the fun we have had this evening. Now I think it is time to call it a night. RuthAnn will be around to give the boys, oops, their not boys any more are they. To give your little friends shots to prevent any ill effects. Now if they should become too depressed or threaten legal action I will be happy to put any of them down for you.” Said Dr Debbie.

“Put them down?” Inquired Laurel.

“Yes, just like you would an old dog or cat. Of course we can’t have any bodies for some busy body to examine, so I have been planning this for some time. If you have a need we will give the offending spouse a hypnotic that leaves no trace, march him to the center of the bridge over the damn. When we have him over the intake for the turbine, I’ll inject him with a couple of cc’s of air, he will have an embolism and be dead before his body hits the water. Once he goes through the turbine, no one will every know of the modifications, he will just sort of be catfish food. So Ta Ta all, come on RuthAnn, lets go home, I am kind of horney after all of this excitement.”

Ten days later RuthAnn called Laurel for the follow-up visit, to check on Mikey and go over any possible hormone therapy with Laurel.

Came the appointment Laurel greeted RuthAnn at the door and escorted her into the living room where Mikey was watching a sports show.

“Okay Mikey time for another shot.” Said RuthAnn.

“I don’t want a shot, the last time I got one from you something funny happened to me.”

“Oh don’t be such a baby, you know you are happier and lighter than you have ever been, this is a tetanus shot and then I have to look at your stitches.” RuthAnn wasn’t taking no for an answer, she went to the sitting Mikey and jabbed him with a prepared needle right threw his shirt. “There you go big boy that one will make you happy.”

“Was that really a tetanus shot?” Asked Laurel in a whispered voice.

“No, it was a heavy duty tranquilizer, I want to talk with you without it butting into the conversation. He will be quite still for the next hour or three.” Giggled RuthAnn

Meantime Mikey was headed out into the solar systems, his mind wandering between the planets. ‘Gee, it is really nice out here by Saturn.’ He thought.

“So Laurel, how are you getting on?”

“It’s been ten days and I am getting a little squirrelly, I am frigging myself a lot, and need some penetration or pretty soon I will be humping the doorknob.”

“Well we can’t have you humping the doorknob no can we. lie down on the couch and take you panties off, let me examine you, maybe I know of something that will help.” Said RuthAnn with a somewhat syrupy tone in here voice.

Laurel got her panties off and laid back on the couch and spread her legs. RuthAnn got down on her knees and began to carefully examine Laurel’s genitalia. “My, my, my, Laurel you have been a very busy girl in the past. Surely numb nuts or rather no nuts over there didn’t wear on you like this.”

“Well I might have entertained a couple of men before Mikey.” Giggle laurel.

“Well let’s just see how your response is to stimulation.” RuthAnn and stuck out a preternatural long tongue and ran it up first one side then the other of Laurel’s sex, then she zapped it right up the vagina.

“Ohhhmyyygoddd...”

Was the best Laurel could get out.

RuthAnn for her part settle on the clit and began to lick, suck and nurse on it, causing Laurel to clamp her ample thighs shut on head between her legs, entwine her hands in the hair and trying pull the head inside her. Laurel was horney.

After about six or seven external orgasms, RuthAnn withdraw her face from Laurels now very wet and pliable cunt. “Already for some real penetration, Laurel honey?” Holding her fingers in a cone shape she rammed her hand up to the wrist in Laurel’s cunt. “This is called fisting, you ain’t had penetration till you been fisted.”

“EEEeeeyyyooo.” Responded Laurel. Coyotes three counties away perked up their ears as Laurel thrashed through a series of orgasms from the hand and wrist moving up and down in her.

All good things must come to an end. RuthAnn withdrew her hand, Laurel stopped calling the coyotes, and Mikey witnessing this through a drug haze cried.

“Gee we got off on a tangent Laurel, here Dr Debbie sent you a present.” RuthAnn produced a cut glass bottle with stopper with Mikey’s scrotum and gonads inside, and a little inscription on the outside with his name and date. “See, you can have a nice conversation piece here.”

“Oh how thoughtful, but why is the bottle so big?”

“Well, Dr Debbie thinks you may want to add Mikey’s penis to the collection one of these days, since it won’t work any more. The blood goes in and the blood goes out, but it doesn’t stay.”

‘That is something to think about, he sure won’t do me any good. Your hand sure did though, I have never felt anything like that.”

“Well it is probably comparable to being done by a horse, but I suck better than a horse, don’t I?”

“You can say that again. But I am glad you didn’t ask for reciprocity, don’t know if I could do that just yet.”

“There is no rush, you’ll come around, and so will Bev and Jan. We will have our own little daisy chain of eunuch wives. Right now lets examine Mikey, help me get his trousers off.”

The two women struggle with Mikey’s trousers and shorts and soon had him naked from the waist down.

“First let me get him hard.”

“I thought he couldn’t get hard any more?”

“Well no in the usual sense, I am going to put a catheter in him, band him so he will get hard and then get him off. Want to see what his fluid looks like.” So RuthAnn shoved a catheter up Mikey’s penis. Then took out a bander, actually this was a store tool used for putting price tags on, but it worked in the same manner as a band castrator. Sure enough once Mikey’s penis was banded he got hard.

“This is a little stimulator, it gives a little tiny shock to the subject, when you apply it to the prostate gland, a man cums all over himself.” RuthAnn shoved the electrodes up Mikey’s ass and zapped him.

Mikey came, and at the same time he went stiff as a board.

“Well look at that its all clear, another two or three weeks he will be totally free of male hormones. You may want to start him on PreMarin, Pempro and Evista. That will make in nice and girlish and easy to control.”

“Aren’t there side effects to those female hormones?”

“Yes, but if he stays depressed as he is you will have to put him down anyway, so why worry about something that might happen in 30 years, when his life expectancy is getting shorter by the day.

“Good point, he was sort of a weaseling little asshole anyway, now I have a weaseling little asshole with out balls.”

“Ah Laurel we have a cure for everything these days. How do you like these? Asked RuthAnn pulling a pair of garden shears from her bag.

“Those look like a pair of rose pruning shears.” Said Laurel.

“That’s what they started out life as, but see, Dr Debbie had this notch cut in them, and then sharpened to a razors edge. See they fit right around the penis like this. So when you give me the word I close the handles, little Mikey’s cock gets cut free, but not the catheter, neat isn’t it?”

“Yes, Dr Debbie thinks of everything.”

“Well Laurel should I get rid of this ugly thing for you?”

“Yeah, go ahead, we might as well finish the job, but if he doesn’t come around in a couple of weeks, lets plan on that walk over the bridge for him, okay?”

“Okay dear.” RuthAnn closes the handles, Mikey’s cock comes easily free, she slides it off the catheter and goes into the kitchen to wash the blood off the severed member.

Mikey writhed in agony as the pain tore through the haze of the tranquilizer.

“There you go Laurel, it is all washed off, you can put it in the jar with his scrotum and balls, you have the complete set now. Wonder if the girls will do the twins this way too.”

“Probably, the jar looks so much better now that it is full.”

AUTHORS NOTE: I have heard it said and believe it to be true, that almost any story can be improved by the inclusion of a good lesbian love scene.