Short Cuts II

It was mid-night and as the clock’s hand covered the twelve, there was a soft knock on the door. The man answered the door with the chain on and looked at an attractive heavyset blond woman on his steps. “Are you she who does?” He asks.

“Yes, and are you he who will pay?” The stranger says in reply.

He closes the door, unchains the security chain, and re-opens the door to admit the woman. When he opens the door he finds he is staring at a baby bottle nipple, it takes a moment or two for him to realize, that the latex nipple is covering the muzzle of a small oily automatic pistol, he backs into the room, the woman follows. She keeps the pistol ½ inch from his eye, closes the door behind her and says: “It is most unusual for me to return to the same house twice. So, if this is an ambush, or revenge against me I want to make clear what will happen. I have been in jail before, and do not plan to go back, if it means killing you, I will without hesitation. This is a .22 Caliber short, the favorite of assassins. Stiffing me of the balance of my fee, or an attempt to play catch up and this little pistol will turn your brains to bloodwurst. I will put another bullet in your heart and then go into the bedroom, I will wrap your wife’s hand around the grip, open her mouth put the muzzle into her mouth, and assist her in joining you on the other side. Are we completely clear.”

“YYYes.” Was the best the man could get out.

“The balance of my fee.”

“Right here in this envelop.”

“Good, you gave your wife the pills that were sent, and you have the piece of wood that was specified?”

“Yes, I got the pills down her two hours ago and the 2x4 is by the bed.”

“Good, let us get to work then, I do not like being out here for too long.”

Into the bedroom they go, the sleeping wife is on her side, he rolls her flat and removes the covers, then her panties. The stranger moves the wife’s legs apart, reaches into her bag and withdraws two large cable-ties; with these she secures the woman’s spread legs to the wood, so that her sex is open and exposed. She reaches into the bag and withdraws a strange instrument, a band castrator, and a bag of bands. “This is what I did you with.” She said, “amazing isn’t it this little 3/8” donut of rubber can be made to expand, and then contract back to its orginal size. It works as well on clits as it does on balls.”

The stranger spreads the woman’s lips, placed the stretched band into the grove, and pulls the clitoris through, then releases the band. The woman moans. “She can feel the pain, but the drugs make her unable to do anything about it.” Says the woman as she reaches into her bag again, searches for a moment, and finds a small case, from which she removes a curved needle and already threaded. “Now when I sew her cunt closed, it will be done with and interlocking stitches, but any good doctor will be able to remove the stitches, it will just be a matter of her having to explain, why and how her vagina got sewn closed in the first place.”

“Okay.”

The stranger places a small halogen light between the wife’s legs and goes to work. With each puncture of the needle into the soft tissue the woman moans but does not awaken. When she finishes, she unfolds a surgical stainless steel castrating knife and with a quick deft cut removes with wife’s banded clitoris. “There gelding, your balls are revenged, your wife’s cunt is sewn closed, and her clit is now on the bed. Look closely so you may see what you have asked for.” Said the stranger as she stood up.

“No, that’s okay, I’ll pass on that one.” Says the man a little squeamishly.

“You and your wife are certainly a matched set. She proposes to eat your balls for merely wanting oral sex, and you order her mutilated in revenge for your eunuch status, but will not look at the work. LOOK!!!”

“Alright, alright I’ll look.” He bends over and just glances.

“No get right in there an look, see the band where her clit used to be, see the sewn up hole where you used to put your dick when it was hard, look very closely.”

He did as directed and looked closely at the damaged cunt, then there was an unbelievable stabbing pain in his right buttock. “What the fuck was that?”

“Horse tranquilizer, sorry it is a very large needle, it is designed to go through horses thick hide, your butt is not all that tough, of course you are a gelding.”

“Why?”

“Quite simply I do not want to visit this filthy shetal again. After tonight your wife will make contact, and want your penis cut off, then you will call and want her other nipple removed, and they she will call ask me to put a bone in your nose. So, I will finish you both off tonight.”

“You pig!” The man swung a round house punch at the woman’s head, she stepped out of the arc of the swing, and pushed the back of his arm, which turned him completely around. She came up behind him, locked an arm around his throat, and gave him two quick hits with a closed fist and extended thumb to the kidney. If he could have he would have doubled over from the kidney blows, but the chokehold prevented that.

“So trite, so predictable, come lay down now before you fall. Ah that’s a good boy, we will fix you all up now so you can be a happy little fellow, along with your happy little wife.” He was now supine on the bed as the tranquilizer took effect. She removes his belt and opens his trousers, then unbuttons his shirt. She goes to the bathroom and fills the bathroom cup with water, then returns with the water to the husband. She holds two tablets up to his eyes for him to see, he closes his mouth tight. She pinches his nostrils shut, he opens his mouth, she drops in the two pills and fills his mouth with water, it is swallow or drown, he swallows. “Well, well I see you healed up so very nicely, but it is so messy having this thing flopping around without his little companions.” She then removes a small freezer pouch from her bag, which contains a length of tubing with a small hollow ball on the end, with is lubed and ready for his convenience. This was not a proper catheter, but a device she had made herself. She pushes and prods with the ball in first until she feels the little ball firmly ensconced in the man’s prostate. “I know I have irritated the delicate lining of your penis with this crude device, and it surely must sting badly, but let me assure in five minutes the pain will be gone along with your penis.”

She gets out her band castrator and goes to work, first two bands on the man’s penis. Then one on each of his nipples, then a band on his wife’s remaining nipple. “What do you say my friend, ladies first, no.” The stranger cuts off the wife’s remaining nipple, the wife moans and jumps again. “On you dear sir, we work from the top down.” Two quick cuts with the knife remove his nipples, neatly above the bands. “That will take your mind off what I am about to do next.” Carefully she makes a circular cut between the two bands, once, twice, then three times around carefully so as not to cut the plastic tubing. “Ah there now you are completely free. I can tell you are trying to scream from the pain, but the drugs will not allow you two.” She slides the penis off the tube. He is still aware, but unable to speak or move.

Taking a small piece of plastic and setting it between the two bodies she carefully lays out the nights work, one clit, one penis and three nipples. “I do not want to hear from either of you again, normally when I castrate a man we do it beautifully, and give the man the best experience of his life. You and your wife are no better than pigs. There is an exception to that, if you and she decide to be put down, I will do that for my usual fee, in advance of course.”