in the lane, blood is glistening

A beautiful sight,

we're happy tonight,

eunuchs in a winter wonderland.

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Gone away are your blue balls,

here to stay are your no balls

We sing a love song,

to our nuts ‘so long,’

eunuchs in a winter wonderland.

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In the meadow we slice off your cock head,

Then stir-fry ‘til it is nice and brown

I’ll say: Are you hungry?

You’ll say: Yes ma’m,

but the gourmet glans job

is the best in town.

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Later on, we'll perspire,

as we cum by the fire

To fuck unafraid,

With strapons we've made,

eunuchs in a winter wonderland.

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In the meadow we slice off your cock shaft,

and pretend that it's a circus clown

We'll have lots of fun with Mister Cock Shaft,

all those happy faggots going down.

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With balls gone, ain’t it thrilling,

though your asshole gets a chilling

We'll frolic and play, the all natural way,

eunuchs in a winter wonderland.

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Eunuchs in a winter wonderland,

eunuchs in a winter wonderland.

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