Xxx, Florida.

Investigation of Sheriff xxx’s “Circle of Friends”

Redacted Statement of Officer xxx

As recorded by Officer xxx of Department of Homeland Security

1/5/2022

This all started a few months back. I first met Joey in a bar off Red Street called Little Dungeon. He was a hot catch, too. Beautiful cropped black hair, piercing blue eyes, tan, and built like a brick shithouse. Just drove me wild. And he was a cop, which was a huge turn on.

Little Dungeon wasn’t the place where I usually would expect to meet a great guy. Usually a bunch of trolls made the place intolerable. But I’m a horny man, and this place was the only place in miles offering any kind of quick, anonymous relief.

Well, I met Joey up in the darkened area behind the bar, the bar’s little, illegal dungeon. Joey was wearing tight jeans, boots, no shirt. Hot as hell and he was just standing there.

I was a little nervous to go up to him at first. But I gave in, I just had to try with this one. Use what I’d learned from the trolls about locking someone into a conversation. He was a bit shy, it turned out. I touched my dick, turned around and so on. The usual. He gave me that look. He went back to the bar, and I followed him.

“So, can you give me the time of day?” I asked.

“Its still light out.” He was short with me.

“Are you from Florida?” I asked, trying to break the ice.

“Yea, well, sorta. I grew up in Georgia and Florida. Not from this part originally.” He said. I noticed his Southern accent, I already knew he was a cop because I worked near the station downtown. I’d seen him before, I realized.

“Yea, I’m from hear, sixth generation in state.” I said. But I was too feminine for him anyways. It was a waste of time at this point. I light a smoke.

“That’s a long time.” He paused, turning to me, “So what do you want to do little boy?”

“I dunno. Maybe this bar isn’t too private.” I said.

He took me home, it’s a blur now really. I remember going to Joey’s house and he left the lights all out. But some sun came in through the blinds. It was this old Florida from the 40s. The blinds must have been original. I saw he didn’t have dick after we got naked and got to it. He had what looked like a vagina, but he was hiding it from me, and I didn’t ask, he was too hot to turn down and I just didn’t pay any mind to it. I was drunk at the time.

Later, after I had sex with him, and I was never that into being a top, I asked him about it. He said that at the Sheriff’s office, guys where getting their dicks inverted and their balls off. At first I was like shocked, I mean I had heard of guys into that kind of thing before, Muslim preachers on Fox News talking about “Western Decadence.” But mostly, I thought it was just MTFs who changed their minds and needed some support because they were f**k ups. But then he started opening up when I told him I had heard about other guys getting into. I mean, I had always known about Eunuch Archives or MTFs or what not, and castration fetish…its Freudian and I went to school. And after 11/11/19, you know, the world just seems up-side down.

So I said, can I touch it?

“Of course.”

“Its sorta not like vag,” I said, “I feels still like you’ve got a dick hidden inside you.”

“Well, that’s basically what its like,” he said, “it’s just like perfect. I hated being a top, and well I always fantasized about getting my dick cut off, and being like a complete man-cunt or something, I just always have wanted that for some reason. Then, like four years back I joined the xxx Sheriffs and so then I meet Sheriff xxx. He’s fucking awesome, and I just felt like instant chemistry between us, and he is so big and…Well, like I met xxx, and then he started to take an interest in me, and then he invited me to dinner and drinks, got me pretty liquored up, and took me to his. And he showed me his man-cunt, and I just about came my f**king pants, man. And I got so into him, and he introduced me to a lot of the other guys in the SO who were doing it, too. And a lot of the guys in the Office were staying intact but having their prostates out with that new method, so they are completely insatiable tops.” By now, the thoughts were just leaving me swimming, basically. I mean I am ashamed to tell you this, but I don’t want to get named, you know, so that’s why I’m telling you. And I asked him lots of questions. He kept going though, “so I basically meet all these guys, got to feel how their shit worked after getting penile inversion, and how they now could just cum from lifting weights and literally feeling how sensitive their cunts were, I just decided I had to do it. I mean…I’m so much more sensitive now after inversion, I just love having a cock in my cunt, its amazing. They cut out my nuts, used my scrot to make my outer lip, and my dick skin and part of my shaft to make my cunt, and my prostate just sits right at the top of my fucking man-cunt, man. When its getting fucked I’m in bliss, way better than my external dick was.”

“How’d you get it all done, I mean, is there somebody at the SO?” I said.

“Yea, man. There is a man on staff at the SO doing it for everybody. He is the one doing it. Its basically Sheriff xxx’s partner, they just don’t live together because of what they are doing. You know, they could get in a lot of trouble for helping guys like this because its so radical, and because the government has been experimenting with the method on Navy Seals.” Now I was starting to doubt him a little bit. I just wasn’t sure about all that, get me. But I was definitely interested.

So I kept up with him, and I meet him a few more times. He told me about how he was looking for different dick, especially now that he had a cunt he didn’t need to use condoms and could get fucked by anyone he wanted to. And I loved playing with his cunt. I just would suck and fuck it, and it stroked my dick so hard, so much better than a vag or a mouth or an ass. It was awesome. And I was wanting to learn more, for sure.

So Joey brought me to the party. It was at the Sheriff’s weekend place out on Stone Crab Key, not accessible by car. Only people in the SO’s office owned any land out there, it was Old Florida.

We went out to the Key by boat. We got to the party, and it was taking place sorta inside and outside. Like, in the houses was a lot of action, like porn on tvs in every room, and a sauna, pool, showers for multiple guys, and lots of dark corners, and then there were the shrubs everywhere. And there were two or three houses with this going on in them. Guys fucking and getting completely fucked, lots of guys with man-cunts. In fact, probably mostly guys with man-cunts, and hot too, pretty fucking amazing assortment but mainly cops and officers.

So I went around and fucked tons of guys, and Joey went up to one of these slings they had set up in the family room of the main house, and guys lined up and fucked him. I wanted to be Joey in that moment, I hadn’t really thought about it like that before then. I wanted to have a cunt, too. Really bad now. Why cut off my dick when I can have that?

So I was drinking more and more, young twinks were walking around serving up beers and whiskey and I was drinking pretty heavy. Or so I thought, I was just getting drugged out by the Doctor. Then I went upstairs. Up there the action was a lot heavier. I don’t even want to get into it, I can hardly remember anyways. I mean, it was pretty gut-wrenching for me, but then I just remember coming into the operating theatre. And there was an officer getting inverted. Right in front of me. He was awake! Guys were all around watching him getting done. I got hard immediately, I don’t know why. It wasn’t beautiful, just bloody. When they finished sewing him up, the swelling hadn’t really started, I saw his new man-cunt.

“I want one!” I just screamed it involuntarily, oh my god I thought. Oh shit! I don’t really. Then I just got quite and came, just right there, everyone in the theatre looking right at me, and I just came myself.

“Then your next, I’ve been waiting for you.” The Doctor said, the funny little look in his eyes. I passed out.

When I woke up I was cunted. The Doctor put me on testosterone and Joey and I kept in touch. He took me back to the Key a few weeks later to try my cunt out. Healing and recuperation had hurt bad.

When the Doctor examined my cunt, he opened it with lots of lube and dildo, I felt it slide in, it felt relaxing, like my dick was getting just rubbed a bit. He determined that I was fit to loose my flower. I wanted Joey to do it, but that was obviously impossible. So Officer xxx came in. He was a lot bigger than Joey or the Doctor. And his dick was huge. He looked so horny, his dick was rock hard, eleven inches or so.

I felt him sliding into my fucking cunt, I was being cunted. It tingled, his head touched my lips, I was slick with lube and started to precum, wanting his enormous arms around me. He pushed in gently, just his head went into my erectile tissue, I tensed, he laughed, “you’re doing great” he said. I tensed again, he pushed in, it felt like my dick was being touched from its core out, the skin was so soft, and I felt amazingly hard and wet, it was exactly what I wanted. He thrusted, and thrusted, and I just remember cumming out my rerouted hole in my fucking cunt and just feeling him respond to that and cum in me. And I don’t regret it one bit.

Addendum

The DHS officer taking this statement has gone missing and is believed to be with the Circle of Friends in Guyana. If you have information about him please contact CIA code xz12.24.