Being nurses is a big plus since we have access to so many different things.

Carrie and I disguised ourselves and went looking for a penis last week and it wasn’t difficult to find a willing man, we went to the first bar in a town about 7 miles away. Carie has a nice build, big tits and small butt, she got a 30 something guy to follow her to our SUV and she promised him a wild ride. When he got in, I immediately stuck him with a hypo to calm him down and make him woozy. When we got to our house, we walked him into the kitchen and sat him down. We helped him undress and when we pulled down his underwear, we thought we struck gold, what a nice plump big dick and balls. I was starting to get into this more and more. As we moved his penis, it began to enlarge, we don’t know how large, we didn’t measure it, but it was nice and fat. Carrie and I shaved every last hair off of his genitals until he was clean as a whistle. Then I stuck him several times in and around his penis & balls with a numbing agent. Even still, he maintained a huge erection. We also stuck him with the same stuff again to keep him woozy. Then we tied a large wire tie around his dick and balls. We twisted the wire using a small screw driver until we couldn’t twist anymore. Then we put a mask on his face since we didn’t want to get personal with him. That was a great idea. When he was ready, we strapped him to the chair and brought over the clear dome oven and measured the height, we pumped up the chair that the oven was on so that it was perfectly in line with the man’s penis and balls.

Then Carrie said, “Now for the coating!” I pulled the oven dome away so Carrie could work. She had prepared a special batch of seasonings and spices, which were in a large heavy plastic freezer bag. She coated the man’s penis and balls with an egg wash, forced his penis and balls into the bag and shook them up. I lifted the large dome that formed the top of the oven and handed it back to her, she found the hole and with her free hand, she pulled the man’s bagged penis through the hole and then popped his balls through one by one while they were still in the bag of seasonings. Carrie then pulled the bag away and set the dome on it’s special cooking plate, making sure the wire was on the out of the dome.

It was a masterpiece to look at, the erect penis and dangling balls looked delicious just as they were, but now they need to cook. I asked her, “How long will they take to cook?” Well, I’m not sure exactly, but the recipe for sausage balls is only 10 minutes on high, so let’s start with that, we’ll be able to see his penis and balls cooking, so maybe we’ll need to cook them a little longer, but let’s just watch. Carrie set the temperature on high and set the timer for ten minutes. This is a special oven that cooks in half the time of a normal conventional oven, so it’ll cook fast. We sat back in our chairs, Carrie had actually made popcorn, can you believe it? There we sat, the three of us, the man was out of it for the most part, but his penis and balls were coated and encased in this special oven. We both sat silently, except for the crunch of popcorn. After about two minutes, his penis moved back and forth in slow motion as if calling out for help. Then some fluid dribbled out of the tip, ever so slowly we began to watch his penis cook, it began to swell and some of the coating fell off, we could see the meat of his penis as it started to darken and become crispier. The scrotum began to grow and it split open draining it’s contents onto the bottom plate with a sizzle. Something was protruding which we assumed were the testicle. After ten minutes the aroma of the cooked penis and balls filled the room and we were both staring wide eyed with open mouths at what we had fantasized about. We had done it! We both stood up and Carrie grasped my arm. “Are you ready?” she asked me. “Yes,” I said, lift the lid. Carrie lifted the lid and touched the tip of the cooked penis with her hand. “Yikes! That’s hot, she yelled! Get the serving plate. I ran to the cupboard and pulled it out. Carrie moved the oven out of the way and I slide the plate under our dinner or dessert! Carrie grabbed the carving knife and slowly cut off the penis, scrotum and balls. After the first little slice at the back of the penis, the penis fell forward and headfirst onto the plate. A little more carving and the scrotum and balls fell onto the plate. Thoroughly cooked, they looked and smelled wonderful.

The man was still semi-conscious so we decided to indulge and enjoy this meal. I told Carrie, “You first!” She cut off a small part of the penis tip, speared it with her fork, and brought it to her mouth. It’s a little rubbery, sort of like calamari, but it’s really really good. “Try some for yourself,” she said. I cut one of the testicles in half, breathed in the intoxicating aroma, licked my lips and ate it. We ate everything! Then we drove the man to the local ER, sat him on a chair in the waiting room, told the nurse that he was having difficulty voiding, and left. We can’t wait until next week.