Auction-Block Chopping-Block Cock

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          Tanya will be the grand prize tonight.  For twenty-four months, she has been blissed and blessed with high-class sissy training.  For twenty-four years, she has been growing and grooming the prettiest gonads and cutest cock anyone could ever hope for.  Tonight, they will be auctioned "off."  She's delighted.  She's hoping the deal will bring enough cash for her to have professionals finish a silky-smooth nullification, along with the best of breast implantations.

          There are forty bidders tonight; there are ten on the auction block.  Check your program, printed so stylishly, it looks like a slick prick fag mag.  But don't just look at the pretty pictures, read the delightful details and decide where your money will be riding.

          The first five have been at the auction block before.  Their packages are a package deal, with a reserve minimum that has yet to be met.  Maybe tonight.  Wealthy from around the world are here -- men, women, couples of man/woman, man/man. woman/woman, and multiples thereof.  They sure look like a group of bidders whose wants have evolved to needs, and money is no object to gaining their special objects.

          The first five are buff, black workout buddies.  They are young and beautiful.  They met and bonded in a Toronto gym. They shave each other (all silky smooth in all the right places).  They kiss each other.  They fuck each other, usually with a well-paying audience.  After a long day, they relax in a steamy jacuzzi and set back for some leasurely beer and steamy blowjobs.

          They've made so many gay porn movies (even some fake-straght black guy on blonde chick flicks that sell pretty well too), that they never have to work again.  In their mid twenties, they are ready to retire, with one last erotic film showing the ultimate of bonding.  For $2 million, they will party their cocks off.  A Last Wad Waltz. For an extra $million, the high bidder(s) can be part of the party.

          The lights dim over the audience of bidders, and the stage begins to sparkle.  Gina and Pamela start the parade.  Five black stallion studs strut into place -- all dressed like the greatest GQ gentleman you would ever want to meet, or eat.

          Knife fight!  The CQ Armani-clad cuties have switched to switchblades.

          Jungle drums beat as the house strobe gives the action an extra flash.  The $10,000 suits are shredded.  Only tight thongs remain, each its own iridescent color under the black lights.  Three of the black beauties hold a fourth while the fifth forces an erotic kiss from mouth all the way down to the thong.  Then a frenzied dance as the dancers rub their thongs together, with huge hard cocks evident straining under, over, and through the spandex.

          Jungle drums stop and the beautiful jungle-bunny dancers line up stage front, each thong radiating under its own intense spotlight, each cock radiating right through the fabric.  Gina speaks.

          “We have here, ladies and gentlemen, fags and dykes, five of the finest specimens of sperm-making and sperm-delivery equipment every produced.  They have served their owners very well over their 25 or so years; the profits have been bigger than the cocks themselves.   Yes, hard to believe.  But not hard to believe that these cocks are almost always hard and that each has been replicated by dildo molds that their fans around the world lick and suck and fuck over and over and in and out and in and out again and again.”

          Yes, the price is as stiff as the artworks themselves, but they are all yours to buy if you have the craving and the currency.  The set goes together.  Reserve minimum bid is $2 million US dollars.  The winner will get to watch the swan song movie as these black lovers retire their black bats and balls with the kinkiest and sexiest party you could ever imagine.

          The black lovers will party their cocks off, as I said.  In a romantic barbeque, they will tie each other off with elastrator bands and drink piss cocktails past the point of no return.  Then they will carve off the balls and carve off the cocks, with medical personnel standing by to sew everything up nice and smooth.  Then for the culinary justification for the otherwise pecuniary-induced nullifcations.

          With cum and piss saved for manhood marination, they’ll be no starvation tonight.  The five cockles cooks will cook each other.  Each with their own special recipe.  Each a surprise entrée for their exquisite lovers.  The winning bidder will be right there camera-side as the whole performance is preserved for posterity and to sell to those who fuck and fondle the male posterior.

          If the high bidder is a really, really sexy white guy with a great cock of his own, he will be able to join the cock-off cookout.  An even half-dozen, donated and consumed for such a worthy cause.

          If there is a group of high bidders with a sexy blonde babe in the mix, she will be the nude baster of balls while the men in the bidding group must be sexy enough to give a little more than just cock tonight.  The sexy blonde babe will prepare the bidding men as the rotisserie piece de resistance derrière delights.

          With so much at stake, and hoping that some lucky guys will be grilled at the stake while the black steaks are prepared for harvest, let the bidding begin.

          A wealthy German fag bought the bunch.  Although he was sort of cute, he quickly hired a blonde beauty to assist, and he paid an extra $million for some extra special treatment.  What a sexy scene as five naked black studs helped the naked big-busted blonde prep the purchaser for his going away present.

          While the black cocks were dying, the German met his end with great courage under fire (he was oiled in cum and piss, and then broiled alive).  The audience was invited to taste the fresh Kraut while the taut-cocked black cooks attended to their own men menu.

          Just check out the movie sometime.  You’ll even see if Tanya got her tits.

          No more about her now, because she wants to write her own biography.  An autoerotic autobiography.  She did say I could give some hints.

          She did lose her cock and balls.  Then again, she never lost her cock and balls.  Some franc Frenchwomen coughed up enough euros to buy her, so they could film her banding and boiling her own boner and balls.  Secretly, this is really what Tanya wanted anyway – semen-steamed cock-ball combo, and as fresh as can be because the semen steaming was done while the delicacies were still connected to the donor.

          Shoved into the glass flask, dangling over the steaming semen, what a sexy sight it was as the five black studs held her over the oven – while their own charcoal-colored cock/ball combos were tied off and waiting their own turning over the hot coals.  The close-up filming through the clear flask-of-phallus is an erotic cinematic essential.

          Lastly, not to forget the other four donors that special night.  One guy even bought <I>himself</I> – $50,000 so he could have everything clean-cut and taxidermied.  The final three went for the cock guillotine – one off with just the head, the others off with the whole shafts.

          I’ve tried to give you the flavor of a Gina and Pamela Auction-Block of Chopping-Block Cock, but for the real flavor, the real aroma of cock a la cock cock cock, you have to be there.  Naturally, they are hard to come by, but naturally you are already hard and cum-crazed, so inquire at the TO bath houses, at the TO naked nights, at the TO massage houses, or from within the beautiful TO TS collection.

          When your “want” evolves to “need,” you’ll be there – in the audience as a drooling bidder. or on the auction block with your drooling cock.  No one ever leaves the same.  And, as ironic as it may seem, everyone leaves feeling they have gained much more than they have left.