MTV had a show called Parental Control, where parents who don’t like their son/daughter’s partner would select two dates for their child, the child would then pick to stay with their partner or choose one of the other dates as their new partner. As time went on the show’s ratings dropped in favor of more sexy shows like Who’s the Best Fuck or Strip Poker: Middle School Edition the Producers of Parental Control revamped the show as Parental Control: All or Nothing which was expanded to an hour and where sex with each date was required. The most radical change was the consequences, because most ‘children’ stayed with their current partner, the consequences if a new person could take your partner were severe. In the case of males, the parents would push a button and you would have your testicles completely crushed. In the case of females, before starting his new relationship, you’d be tied to a bed and raped by him for the rest of the day.

My girlfriend Jen and I had been dating for a year, she was hot as fuck and we loved each other, what her parents didn’t like was that I wasn’t some neo-victorian libido suppressing twit and I fucked their daughter quite regularly even in front of them, I’d also conquered her two sisters 16 and 14. When they asked us to go on Parental Control, I initially said no, but Jen assured me I’d have nothing to worry about and we’d make a lot of money for our appearance.

While she was on her dates with two handsome studs the usual taunting went on I talked about how I was gonna fuck her all night when she got back. But my arrogance was gone when I saw the second man’s monster cock. As he was ravaging my girl, Jen’s mother said “say bye bye to your ballsees” and I just gulped. Her parents liked him because he had money and was a ‘gentleman’

When it came to decision time we were lined up naked, the device had been placed on my testicles. Jen wouldn’t leave me, would she? I thought, rationalizing that she loved me and no super stud would break us apart. Then the time came. She eliminated guy number one right out. Then she turned to guy number 2 “I had a really really fun time with you Steve” she said “and most importantly, that was the best orgasm of my life, but I hope that your charm will not be overshadowed by your dick.” And then she turned to me “You’ve been a great lover, and a fun guy, but I need something more serious, so I have to pick Steve” my eyes went wide with shock, and then the device closed around my testicles. I screamed in both horror and pain “One less loser in the gene pool” Steve muttered while Jen’s parents just laughed.