The Flying Eunuchs Part 7: Epilogue


By: Charlieje

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The Flying Eunuchs Part 7

Epilogue

Author’s Note

I feel the need to apologize for having drug out this story longer than I had originally planned. As I read over the final chapter I realized that I had not really wrapped it all up, and I had not done justice to some of the characters; So instead of going back and making rather major modifications, I merely extended the last chapter until it had become two. So this, the Epilogue, really is the final instalment. Thank you all for sticking by Jeff and Steve and all the others. I hope you have enjoyed reading it as much as I have enjoyed the writing.

Good morning beautiful, How was your night
Mine was wonderful With you by my side
And when I open my eyes And see your sweet face
It's a good morning beautiful day

I didn't see the light, I didn't know day from night
I had no reason to care, But since you came along
I can face the dawn Cause I know you'll be there

Good morning beautiful, How was your night
Mine was wonderful With you by my side
And when I open my eyes And see your sweet face
It's a good morning beautiful day

I'll never worry If it's raining outside
Cause in here with you Steve, The sun always shines

Good morning beautiful, How was your night
Mine was wonderful With you by my side
And when I open my eyes And see your sweet face
It's a good morning beautiful day, yeah

A good morning beautiful...day

Sunday, October 13, 2002; 8:30 AM:

The insistent ringing phone finally brought Jeff Allen to life, sort of, so he picked up the receiver and said “Hello” sleepily.

Under normal circumstances 8:30 would not really be considered early, but Jeff had been partying the night before. He and Steve had taken full advantage of having a day off together, and had spent the entire day enjoying themselves. They had gone water skiing, then out to dinner at one of their favorite restaurants, and then to a gay friendly bar they liked to frequent. They still didn’t really consider themselves gay... neither had any interest in men other than each other; but they did dearly love to dance and be with other people who could accept them for who and what they were, so they naturally gravitated to the Gay community. At the bar they danced and drank, met old friends, and just had a great old time until 3:30 AM; so on this particular Sunday morning 8:30 was extremely early.

“Good morning, sir,” the official sounding voice came back to him. “Please excuse my calling so early on a Sunday morning, but I was told this is the best time to find someone at home. I am looking for Lieutenant Commander Jeff Allen or Lieutenant Commander Steve Price.”
“Well, this is your lucky day,” Jeff answered. “This is Jeff Allen. Price is still in bed, but he’s awake. Which one would you like to speak to?”
“You’ll do fine, Commander Allen,” the voice said stiffly.
“That’s great,” Jeff said sarcastically. “But it’s Jeff, not Commander Allen. What can I do for you?”

“Command... Uhhh... Mr. Allen, this is Commander Stevens, US Navy. I have been authorized to call you to inquire if you or Commander Price... uhhh sorry, Mr. Price, would be interested in returning to active duty. We at the Navy have good reason to believe that we should be fully prepared for an all-out war in the Middle East, and your names have been mentioned several times during our planning. In fact Admiral Adams, USN Retired, told us in no uncertain terms we would be foolish to prepare for war without you and Commander Price involved. We would be honored to have you aboard, sir. I would like to meet with you both at your earliest convenience to discuss the matter.”

“I’m flattered, Commander,” Jeff said. “But as I told the Navy after we finished our little tour of active duty last year in Afghanistan, I’m all through flying Tomcats. I think I speak for Steve Price as well, but I’ll be glad to put him on the phone if you want to hear it from him personally.”

Jeff and Steve had returned to active duty after completing their degrees in Engineering, but they hadn’t seen very much action. They worked instead in California as instructors, training young pilots like themselves in the intricacies of the F-14 Tomcat. They had enjoyed their three year stint in the Navy, but of course they’d had to once again put their love life on hold, and that they didn’t like.

In 1998 the enthusiastic flyers, together with Jeff’s brother Mike, who had also earned his wings in the US Navy, had a chance to buy a charter business in Arizona. The trio had plunged into unbelievable debt to make the purchase, then they had managed to raise even more money to purchase two brand new planes; now, four years later, they had built the foundering business into a thriving enterprise with no small amount of assistance from a Canadian firm called Bombardier.

When the terrorists attacked New York City in 2001, all three aviators had left their business in the capable hands of one of their trusted employees, who was also part owner, and returned to active duty. When the War on Terrorism began, the two eunuchs were once again seated in the cockpit of F-14 Tomcats, this time accompanied by Jeff’s brother Mike. They had served six months this time, then returned to the more peaceful world of charter flying where they were having great success. They had a fleet of five planes now: three Lear Jets and the two brand new Bombardier Dash 8 Turboprops they had purchased against all their accountants’ best advice. The planes are almost constantly in the air.

It should be added here that the two Dash 8's came from Canada, the home of Bombardier. They chose these particular planes because of their superior range and quiet operation, their almost jet-like speed and their ability to land on very short runways. But there were more, less obvious reasons. You see, one of the executives at Bombardier now is none other than Becky, the young Canadian nurse who had a brief affair with Jeff. She managed to get them a very good deal on the magnificent machines, due to their continuing friendship. Of course the fact that the new planes are so new in the marketplace didn’t hurt. When Becky presented Jeff’s and Steve’s flying record to the board of directors, she convinced them that it would be to their advantage to place the two planes in the hands of these two veteran young pilots. With or without the new airplanes, Becky and Jeff had remained close personal friends who continue to see each other on a regular basis.

And then of course there is Cathy, the other Canadian nurse who spent three days with Steve in Africa and dated him several times after that. They still date from time to time; in fact she was with them last night as they danced and partied. Cathy works for Steve now. She is one of the pilots of their new Dash 8's, and is part owner and vice president of the charter company. She was absolutely devastated by the news that Steve had been nullified; not for any selfish reasons because she had known from the start that his first love was his best friend Jeff; but she loved him nonetheless, and determined to become a lasting part of his life. She also seemed to know before Steve himself did, that whatever life had in store for him, it would include flying; so she had taken advantage of her friendship with Becky and the latter’s position at Bombardier to learn to fly. She became one of the test pilots for the new Dash 8's as they were developed. No one knows the Dash 8 better than Cathy. It could be said that she was another reason for the purchase, and as the business grows, if it grows, there will be more Bombardier aircraft in the fleet.

“I don’t know, Commander... I’m sorry, what did you say your name was?” Jeff knew the name, but he had learned long ago that sometimes it could be beneficial to “forget” a name.
“Commander Stevens, sir. I would also like to point out that I am authorized to inform you that you will both be promoted to full Commander if you decide to join us, and you will each be assigned a squadron of your own. We need you, Mr. Allen; we need you both, and your brother as well if he can see his way clear. If war breaks out, we’ll be needing all the Tomcat pilots we can get.”
“But you have lots of qualified pilots, Commander,” Jeff protested. “I should know because Steve and I trained a lot of them ourselves.”
“We’re well aware of your training skills, sir,” Stevens said somewhat reluctantly. “In fact you and Mr. Price have been strongly recommended by many of your former students. They are all in agreement that no one can fly a Tomcat like you and Mr. Price.”

“Tell him,” Steve whispered. He had been listening to the entire conversation as he held his lover. “Tell him why we can’t go.”
“You sure?” Jeff whispered.
“I’m sure,” Steve replied. “Tell him!”

“Commander Stevens,” Jeff said with a new authority, “Steve Price and I simply cannot go back to active duty. For one thing we have a successful business to run. For another, we’re in the air a lot these days, often on opposite ends of the world. But when we’re both on the ground as we are right now, we’re together, and that’s not negotiable. You see, we’re lovers, and we already spend too much time apart. As you well know, we cannot be lovers when we’re on active duty.”
“We are already aware of your... errr... attraction to each other, Mr. Allen. But we are also aware that both of you are... that neither of you is capable of sex in the normal sense. And remember, since President Clinton’s don’t ask, don’t tell policy...”
“But I just did tell!” Jeff countered. “As for the new policy, it’s a piece of crap and you know it.
“I’m afraid I didn’t hear you,” Stevens insisted. “Even if I did, I fail to see what difference it makes, given your... err... your condition. We have discussed your situation at length, and frankly, Mr. Allen, the Navy does not consider you and Mr. Price sexual at all, either homo- or hetero. Your good friend Admiral Adams, whom I have already mentioned, recounted a conversation he had with you in the Persian Gulf some eleven years ago. In that conversation you managed to convince him that there was no way you could be considered homosexual, or any other sort of sexual for that matter. Admiral Adams has convinced us that you were right then and still are. If you have managed to rise above your obvious impairment, I for one am happy for you; but your relationship with each other is a non-issue as far as the Navy is concerned.”

“Ok, here’s the deal, Commander,” Jeff said as he grew weary of arguing. “I already told you that Steve and I have had three tours of active duty, and at no time during those tours did we act in any way unbecoming our status as US Navy officers. I don’t know that I agree with the rules, but we obeyed them. Now we are in a very successful charter business which forces us to be apart more than we like; but when we are together we can be completely together, including sleeping in the same bed as we are right now. We are not prepared to give up the time we have together, Mr. Stevens; and the last time I was on an aircraft carrier I don’t remember seeing any double beds. Is that clear enough for you?”

There was a long pause. Steve had picked up the other cordless phone now, and was smirking at Jeff as they waited for the pompous Commander to speak. “I’m afraid I don’t understand,” the man finally said weakly. “I thought... I mean, I was led to believe...”
“You thought because we’re eunuchs that we couldn’t love? That we couldn’t enjoy each other’s company? That we sit around and read or knit or play Monopoly all the time? Well, you’re wrong, Commander! Exactly what goes on in our bed is frankly none of your business, but rest assured things DO go on! And I’m sorry, but we believe we have filled our obligation to the Navy. The war coming up, if indeed there is one, is going to be long and dirty, and a lot of people are gonna die. We’re not afraid of dying, but we don’t want to do it alone. If we could be together as a couple, we might feel more inclined to accept your offer. If we could be as open about our love as we are in civilian life, without hiding or sneaking or feeling guilty, we might consider it. Otherwise, I’m afraid not. Good-bye, Commander.”

“I’m so proud of you, sailor!” Steve exclaimed after they had hung up.

“I love you, Steve!” Jeff exclaimed as he embraced his lover, groping his smooth crotch. “God, how I love you!”

They lay in the bed, looking into each other’s eyes, neither moving or saying a word, for a good fifteen minutes; a quarter hour in which a telepathic connection that had not been used much lately came alive and told two 31-year-old men what neither had the will power to say out loud.

“You know we’ll have to go if there’s a war,” Steve observed. “We’re only 31, and if they go to full scale war...”
“Yeah, I know,” Jeff agreed. “If there’s a war we’ve gotta do what we’ve gotta do. But I’m still hoping there won’t be, and I don’t see any point drifting around in the Gulf waiting.”
“D’you suppose Mike’ll go?”
“I suspect he’ll do the same as we do. With his wife and two kids, he’s not gonna go off half cocked, but he’ll go if they really need him.”

I've been telling my dreams to the scarecrow
About the places that I'd like to see
I say, "friend do you think I'll ever get there?"
Oh, but he just stands there smilin' back at me

So I confessed my sins to the preacher
About the love I've been prayin' to find
Is there a brown-eyed boy in my future, yeah
And he says, "Boy, you've got nothin' but time."

But how do you wait for heaven?
And who has that much time?
And how do you keep your feet on the ground
When you know that you were born,
You were born to fly...

My daddy he was grounded like the oak tree
My momma she is steady as the sun
Oh, you know I love my folks
But I keep starin' down the road
Just lookin' for my one chance to run
Hey, cause I will soar away like a blackbird
I will blow in the wind like a seed
I will plant my heart in the garden of my dreams
And I will grow up where I wander wild and free

Oh, How do you wait for heaven?
And who has that much time?
And how do you keep your feet on the ground
When you know, that you were born...
You were born, yeah, you were born to fly

So how do you wait for heaven?
And who has that much time?
And how do you keep your feet on the ground
When you know, that you were born...
You were born to fly, yeah

You were born to fly, fly, fly, fly, hey
Oh, oh You were born to fly!

Two handsome young men lay in bed, each with their own thoughts. Neither knew it, but they were both thinking the very same thing; they were pondering the song that was resounding in their heads:

YOU WERE BORN TO FLY!

“I think we should call ‘em back and say we’ll go now,” Steve observed.
“But Steve...”
“You know it’s what you want. We’re too young to give up Tomcats.”
“I love flying those Lears; and so far no one’s ever shot at us. And those Dash 8's are totally awesome!”
“And you’re bored, aren’t you? You do the final checkout, then you fire up the engines and take off, greatly assisted I might add by all the high-tech gadgets. You set the altitude and course, engage the automatic pilot, then you sit there like a zombie and let the plane fly itself while you socialize with the passengers until those electronic gadgets tell you you’ve arrived where you’re going. Then you land the thing, again greatly assisted by all the instruments. That’s not flying, Jeff! At least it’s not what we were trained to do... what we were born to do!”

“Steve, if we go back on a carrier, we’ll be alone again! And you know after what I just told Stevens they’ll be watching us like hawks. I don’t wanna do that to you again!”

“We’ll never be alone, Jeff. Neither of us will ever be alone again. Besides, it’ll only be for a little while,” Steve said somewhat sadly. “But Jeff, you and I have both been told we have a gift. I believe we’re given gifts like that for a reason, and that reason is not to blow off the Navy when they need us. Just think of all the training we can do before the war starts, if it does start. Think of the lives we could save just by making sure those young pilots are well trained before they have to face real bullets!

“You really don’t mind?” Jeff asked haltingly. “It’s ok with you if we go now?”
“Mind? Why would I mind? Just watching you fly those Tomcats is a turnon for me, and I love flyin’ them too. We’ve got a good staff here, so the business can take care of itself for a while, especially with Mike and Cathy here. They can kinda put the pins in place so if the time comes he can leave too. Let’s call Mike and get his take on it.”

They did call Mike. He invited his brother and his lover for Sunday dinner so they could discuss it, which both Jeff and Steve accepted readily. They both adored Mike’s wife and beautiful children, so it was never a chore to visit the happy home. When they got there Cathy was there as well, but that was no surprise. She was not only an important force in the charter business, but a valued friend to Mike and his family.

After a long discussion, Mike agreed to forego the Gulf this time, unless things got really desperate. He would stay here and take care of the business, raise his children and love his wife, while Jeff and Steve would do what they do best of all: Fly Tomcats.

Sunday Night, October 13, 2002; 10:00 PM

Jeff and Steve had just got in bed, still savoring the wonderful day they’d had with Mike and his family. They were comfortable with their decision, but the next week or so would be hectic to say the least as they prepared to leave for an undetermined period of time. Of course there was always the possibility that one or the other, perhaps both, would be leaving for good, would never come home; but they considered the benefits worth the risk. Steve reached to his bedside table and idly flipped on the small table radio. A song started to play: one of those half-sung, half-spoken country songs that are a lot less popular now than they used to be. The two lovers lay staring at each other, totally at peace, as they listened to the words of the song:

I would have spent a lot more time out in the pouring rain
Without an umbrella covering my head...
And I would have stood up to that bully when he pushed and called me names...
But I was too afraid

And I would have gone on and saw Elvis that night he came to town...
But mama said I couldn't

And I'd went skinny dipping with Jenny Carson that time she dared me to...
But I didn't

Oh I, I would have done a lot of things different

I wish I would have spent more time with my dad when he was alive...
Now I don't have the chance

And I wish I would have told my brother how much I loved him before he went off to war...
But I just shook his hand

I wish I would have gone to church on Sunday morning when my grandma begged me to...
But I was afraid of God

I wish I would of listened when they said boy you're gonna wish you hadn't...
But I wouldn't

Oh I, I would have done a lot of things different

People say they wouldn't change a thing
Even if they could
Oh but I would

There was this red dress she wanted one time so bad she could taste it...
And I shoulda bought it, but I didn't

She wanted to paint our bedroom yellow and trim it in blues and greens...
But I wouldn't let her, it wouldn't of hurt nothing

She loved to be held and kissed and touched...
But I didn't do it, not nearly enough

And If I would have a known that dance was gonna be our last dance...
I'd asked that band to play on and on, on and on...

Oh I, I would have done a lot of things different

People say they wouldn't change a thing
Even if they could
Oh but I would, ooh...

Oh I, I would have done a lot of things different...
Oh I, I would have done a lot of things....

I think we'd all do a lot of things different.

“I gotta call Becky,” Jeff said as the song ended.
“Good idea,” Steve agreed.

“You’re heading for the Gulf again, aren’t you?” Becky said after listening to Jeff stutter and stammer and beat around the bush for about five minutes.
“Yeah, I am, Becky,” Jeff answered. “Steve and I...”
“The terrible two,” Becky laughed. “I knew I’d get the call sooner or later.”
“I’m sorry, Beck,” Jeff said sincerely. “I guess that means our weekend next month in Toronto is off.”

“Rain check,” Becky said.
“Huh?”
“Rain check, sailor! I’ll see you when you get back. I mean really, Jeff, how dense to you think I am? I knew you’d be going as soon as things started to heat up. From you I’d expect nothing less! But as soon as you get back I want us to have a weekend together, ok? And from what I hear those carriers have email now, so I want to hear from you every day! You got that?”
“Yeah, I got it,” Jeff answered sheepishly. “And thanks, Becky.”
“And tell Cathy and Mike not to be strangers. I’m still planning on selling you guys a couple new jets next year.”

“Becky?”
“Yeah, sailor?”
“I love you. You’re the greatest, Canuck!”
“G’nite, sailor. Go show ‘em how it’s done, then you two come back to us. We need you!”

“I’ve gotta ask,” Steve said reflectively as they lay in bed, both visibly moved by the song, by Jeff’s conversation with Becky. “If you could do it again, would you do it?”
“Do what?”
“You know, the Navy, flying the Tomcats, the charter business... it’s like our whole lives have been about flying. Would you do it all again?”
“In a heartbeat!” Jeff answered “You know as well as I do, We were born to fly.”

“And the other? Would you do the thing with the jet fuel again? I mean, when you think of Mike, all married and normal and raising those kids, Becky, and what a great gal she is... You know after all this time she’d still marry you in a heartbeat...”
“Especially that,” Jeff replied. “We’ve got the best of both worlds, Steve. We can have sex, at least our version of it, but when we’re apart we can do without very nicely. We both have the occasional orgasm, which is more than I had counted on. And there’s no doubt that the Eunuch Calm makes us better pilots, and probably better lovers too. We can make love all night long without an orgasm and we don’t feel cheated or frustrated. Sometimes it’s so nice to just lie here like this, not gettin’ all hard and puffing like a steam engine... As for Becky, I don’t think she’d marry me even if I was willing. She’s pretty independent, you know. I think she knows now she’s not the marrying kind. But yeah, man, I’d do it all again, knowing what I know now. What about you?”
“I wouldn’t change a thing, Jeff!”

Monday morning at 5 AM, October 21, 2002

Two very handsome young Naval officers boarded one of their own Lear Jets for a direct flight to Langley, Virginia. There they would bid the pilot, Jeff’s brother Mike, good-bye, then board another Lear, this one owned by the US Navy and equipped to land on a carrier, which would fly them to the Middle East where they were to rendezvous with their carrier and assume their duties as squadron commanders. They will stay this time, they said, until either the war is over or the threat of one is past. And then they will say good-bye to the Navy forever.

Again.

The jury is still out whether a war is necessary or even advisable; but if and when it comes, there are about a dozen jet fighters on a certain aircraft carrier in the Persian Gulf that will be piloted by young men who have been trained, and are now under command of two of the best pilots ever to sit at the controls of a Tomcat: The Flying Eunuchs. They won’t win the war all by themselves, if it comes, but there’s no doubt they will make a difference.

The end... unless there’s a war, then we’ll see.


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