Liar

“Sonny, I’m in a really bad way tonight, let me climb up on your face and eat me.”

During their entire married life Franny always used polite euphuisms for their sexual acts and activities. Her coming out with such a direct request in explicit terms left Sonny speechless.

Not waiting to hear a yes, Franny climbed right up on the bed, straddled Sonny and sat her pussy down on his mouth. “Sonny, eat me, lick me, suck me, stick your tongue up in me.” Said a breathless Franny as she washed Sonny’s face with her cunt.

“I got a surprise for you Sonny, now don’t talk with you mouth full. I have a venereal disease, and have what you boys used to call a dripping cunt. Remember the ‘thigh master’ Sonny don’t try and move or I’ll squeeze your head like a ripe grapefruit. Don’t worry honey, it isn’t one of the big three, you know gonorrhea, syphilis, or HIV. Its just a minor one, the doctor told me it is real popular with the younger crowd, and only liars and doctors get it from toilet seats. What you’re tasting is the drippings from the infection, that turn you on honey? Where do you suppose I got it from?”

“Ah, still not talking. I haven’t been fucking the paper boy, so it must have been my beloved spouse that brought this little surprise home from his weekly trips around the state, kind of the gift that keeps on giving.”

“Don’t worry Sonny you can’t get it from the mouth, I am just sort of doing this as punishment, keep licking, you gave it to me now you can taste it.

“I checked out your expenses, they have doubled in the last year. You are going into bars and lounges looking for strange, isn’t that what they call it. It is going to stop, and I am going to stop it permanently.”

“Now first thing Monday you go to the doctors, you get the complete set, Wasserman, penal swab, and HIV test, I want to make sure you don’t have any more little surprises up your cock for me, and just to be safe a tetanus shot. Just nod a little dear?”

Sonny nodded.

“I found this marvelous website EA, they have all kinds of stories on it about men and woman being altered for all kinds of reasons. For the men this is usually castration, you know, they cut their balls off. Most of the stories seem like fantasy’s, but there appears to be a grain of truth, in some of these,” Franny reached behind and gave Sonny’s balls a quick hard squeeze, “you wouldn’t be out trying to stick you dick in any woman that has been recently alive if you didn’t have these little fuckers.”

“What do you say Sonny, you want me to chop your nuts off, make you a eunuch, a ball-less wonder. It won’t be so bad, like they say in the stories the balls belong to the wife, and they are in the little sack hanging done and that makes them sooooooooo easy to remove. It doesn’t really matter what you say, I’m going to cut you.”

Franny moved off of Sonny’s face allowing him to breath and talk.

“Your nuts.”

“Good come back Sonny, really explains it. You have been out fucking around and bring me home a present that gets up inside me, I have to go to the doctors and be told in front of everyone that I have sexually transmitted disease, and I am nuts, get real. Do you want a divorce, have you got some nineteen year old chippy out there that’s eating your cookies for you?’

“No I don’t have a girl friend, it was a one time thing I promise on my word of honor that it won’t happen again.”

“Oh please Sonny, save that manure for the flower garden. I looked at your credit card bills, you been spending way to much money for it just to be expenses, your drinking and chasing cunt on a regular basis.”

“Give me a break will you, maybe I do have a few beers during the week, so what.”

“So what, you’re having more than a few beers. This is it Sonny, this is the ultimatum. You are going to be fixed within the next six months; I have decided that if you stay your balls go. Even have the method, it is called an elastrator they use it for castrating cattle. I went to the farm supply store and checked it out.” Grabbing Sonny’s sack with thumb and forefinger, “It puts a band of rubber right here, and you tighten down slowly so there isn’t any pain and very little discomfort, in a week maybe two your balls fall off, no knives, no pain, just peace.”

“What about sex.”

“Oh that won’t be that big a deal.”

“It is to me, we still get it on twice a week, and you seem to enjoy it, unless you’re faking it.”

“No Sonny, I am not faking it. But this little episode has taken the edge off it for a while. I want you checked out fore and aft to make sure you don’t have any more little surprises for me. As to after your balls are gone, there is Viagra, testosterone patches, and even a little needle that you inject in the base of the penis, that will give even a eunuch a raging hard-on. Unlike the women in a lot of the stories I read, oral sex won’t satisfy me totally, though I do like it, like most real woman, I like penetration, got to have my little cunny stretched. And, before you ask no I don’t have a lover, only you, you fucking disease ridden son of a bitch.”

“You’re mad and I don’t blame you but honest Franny I didn’t know.”

“Listen you stupid shit, you picked up some bimbo in a bar, and she let you fuck her the first night and you don’t know. Just do the math dummy, if she does that once a week fifty weeks a year, you just fucked about half the population of this goddamn state.”

“Never thought of it that way.”

“Your damn right you didn’t think of it that way, and you didn’t use protection, you didn’t have enough sense to use a rubber, like any horney sixteen year old you just went ahead and stuck your dick in a diseased cunt, and brought it home to me. Well fuck you, you bastard, you fucked me, now I am going to take your nuts.”

“Come on Franny lets talk about this, that’s a major operation, my insurance won’t cover something like that.”

“This is a do it yourself project Sonny, and I am the do it yourselfer. I am going to the farm implement store and buy that elastrator. You start reading the EA, ask questions if you want, get more information on eunuch lifestyle, because divorce is out of the question, both for the kids sake and financially, I am not going to live in poverty because you can’t keep you zipper up.”

“What if I say I’ll leave you rather than loose my nuts, how about that.”

“Then I will tell my father you hit me. You remember my father don’t you, you joke about ‘old soldiers never die, they just smell that way’. Remember what he did to my sisters husband Ron, when Ron struck her. Ron couldn’t walk for month, and he still flinches when he sees my father. You don’t have a choice in this matter; you can’t leave, so your nuts have to go. I’m giving you six months to get use to it dear, you read the stories, you’ll probably get a hard-on from them, and when your ready and have made up your mind that it is inevitable and in your family’s best interest, come to me and I will take care of your little problems causers; nicely, sweetly and fucking permanently.”

Monday as directed Sonny went to the doctor’s office. Had all the tests and got the tetanus shot, though he and the doctor were in the dark about why Franny had insisted he get a tetanus shot.

Life returned to a semblance of normalcy. Franny informed Sonny that until he got a clean bill of health on all of STD tests, there was no pussy for him; he could just go in the bathroom with a dirty book until all the tests came back negative. Sonny didn’t like this, but had no choice. He made an attempt to cut back on the booze and stay out of the lounges when he was traveling, but he knew this wouldn’t last.

He was surprised by some of the stories on the internet EA site, some of them were truly seductive and erotic, and Franny was right, some of the stories did get him excited, but not excited enough to want his balls chopped off or squeezed into nothingness.

He came home Friday evening two weeks later more tired than usual, he had broken his promise to say out of the bars, he hadn’t hit on any girls, but had drunk about three scotches and five beers, and was nursing a pretty good hangover. He pleaded a mild case of the flue (gin variety) and went to bed early at ten p.m. He had the strangest dream, Franny was in the room doing something, but he had gotten so little sleep the night before that he couldn’t get it together to see what was going on.

“Wake up Sonny dear.” Franny was shaking him. “Time to change dear.”

“What, what, what.”

“I wanted you awake dear, its time for you to be castrated, and didn’t think you would want to miss being awake for the whole party.”

“You said six months, I had six months to think about it.” Sonny started to get up, that is when he realized he was strapped solidly to the bed, his hands by his side and his legs spread.

“What can I say Sonny, I lied. Just like you lied about chasing cunts when you were on the road. It won’t be so bad, you’ll get used to it in a very short order. According to what I read it takes about thirty days for the testosterone to get out of your system, then you will wonder what all the fuss was about. In general you are a pretty horney guy so you should still be able to get it up for me when I need a stroking.”

“This is crazy, I’ll go to the cops.”

“If you wish, but you will be making out the report without your balls. All of your tests came back this week, and they are all negative, so it is time for chop-chop down here,” she gave his balls a squeeze, “have to get you done, before you pick up something else in your travels.”

“Please Franny can’t we talk about this.”

“Oh and spoil all my preparations, no more talking, the cutting time is here.”

“Cutting you said you would just band me and the balls would fall off by themselves.”

“Oh did I say that, my, my, my, I must have lied again. You can’t be running around for two weeks waiting for your balls to fall off; that would be so uncomfortable for you. I’ll just cut them off tonight and we will have done with the whole mess at once. Now you get one last cum as a man; that was in all the stories, they always fuck, suck or jerk off the guy just before they nut him. I really like that phrase it kind of sings, Sonny I am going to nut you. Sounds a lot less formal than castrate, don’t you think.”

Oh Franny, let me up, your really scaring me now, I think you really mean this.”

“You are certainly being one dense fucker, aren’t you Sonny, of course I mean it. I have three children here at home, and a husband chasing cunt and blowing all our money on disease-ridden whores he meets in bars. Of course I mean it, grit your teeth kiddo, your nuts are as good as dead right now.”

“I’ll scream and wake the kids.”

“Try again Sonny, the kids are at a sleep over this weekend, you were too hung over tonight to notice. By the time they get back you balls will be gone, maybe mounted in an acrylic cube as a paperweight. Won’t that be neat.”

“No it wouldn’t be neat, now quite the fooling around and let me up.”

“You’re not getting the message Sonny dear, the next time you get up, it is going to be as a newly made eunuch. When you do the horizontal tango from now on, you will be doing it as a nutted male. Gee, I like that phase. Well it’s time for your decision, how to you want to cum for the last time with balls, hand, mouth or cunt.”

“I don’t care, just let me up, I’ll leave, give you the house, the cars, all the savings, just let me go.”

“Sonny you feel that way now, but once I nut you, you won’t want to leave, and you probably won’t care. Besides as a eunuch who would want to take you in? You’d wind up in some rooming house all by yourself. Since you won’t decide a hand job it is for your last Sonny, this last cum has the added advantage of making you nuts nice and loose, so I can get them off cleanly. You know Sonny, really up close and personal.”

Sonny was silent as Franny jerked him off; he tried to control himself, and was doing a pretty good job. Seeing this, Franny leaned over took the head of his dick in her mouth and ran her tongue around the flair of the head. That was a little beyond most men’s control, and Sonny shot into her mouth.

“Good boy Sonny, now one more time, your sack is still a little tight.” Franny jerked him back to erection, she had to switch hands as her arm good tired, but finally he came again.

“Any last words to your balls?”

“Please stop this.”

“Say good by balls.” Franny pulled out a band castrator, pulled Sonny’s balls through the expanded latex ring and released the band with an audible snap.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhggoooooooooooooooooooood.”

Sonny bucked, broke out in a sweat and just about upset the bed with his thrashing.

It took about five minutes for him to get his breath back, and for the pain to subside enough for him to ask: “What was that about slowly tightening so I would hardly notice the pressure.”

“Sonny, you caught me again, I lied. This band castrator is much quicker. Besides the elastrator has been banned in Europe as inhumane, because it doesn’t always get the little blood vessels closed. That little fucking band I just put on you does the trick though, you should see your balls, already turning colors. Now before I relieve your discomfort forever, a question, how many women have you been with on the road?”

“I told you just that one.” Sonny was still in a great deal of pain, but his scrotum was becoming numb.

“Wrong answer Sonny, I know I lied to you about when I was going to nut you, but now it is time for you to tell the truth.” With that statement Franny took a single edged razor blade made a small cut on Sonny’s bulging sack. “How many woman Sonny?”

“Just that one, damn it?”

“I don’t fucking believe you Sonny, you think your going to get out of this, well you are not.” Franny made a second cut on the scrotum this time deep, because of the pressure the ball popped right out of the opening from the razor.

“I don’t want to get your hopes up Sonny, but your manhood could still be saved, of course you would need to make up some sort of story about the band, and the cut on the scrotum, but it could be saved. Now for the last time how many woman?”

“Probably thirty or forty in the last year, but they didn’t mean a thing it was one night stands, now let me loose.”

“I lied Sonny, just like you lied. Now I am going to complete the job I started with this razor, that’s why I had you get a tetanus shot. I’ve been planning to do this all along. Lucky for you those tests came back negative, or I would have taken your cock too. Hold still now Franny is going to fix her little Sonny so he will be a good little boy from now on.” Franny proceed to cut the cord off the gonad that had popped out of the sack, she laid this on Sonny’s chest where he could see it. “One down Sonny and one to go.”

She carefully cut the balance of the scrotum off and the remaining gonad, these too she laid on his chest.

“Oh god Franny I need something for the pain, it is incredible.”

“Well listen to the nut-less wonder, a eunuch for less than a minute and already your acting like a little fruit. No, Sonny boy nothing for the pain, enjoy it, it will help you adjust quicker if you are in agony for a day or so. I have enjoyed doing you Sonny, it has been a real adventure as it were. Gee I nutted you.”

“One word of caution Sonny boy, if I find you taking testosterone or Viagra on the road, I’ll cut your fucking dick off and strangle you with it, understand?”

Sonny understood, right now all he wanted was for the pain to go away.

The problem of course we all have to sleep sometime, even Franny, will Sonny want to even the score? Who knows, he may feel two nuts is more payment than necessary for a little itching and dripping.