Someone had once remarked to him that in order to look ten years younger than your calendar age you must stay thing and keep your hair. Todd was doing well with the staying thin part, diet, exercise and self-discipline, the hair was a goner, and had been for some time. Comb over was so obvious. A rug made you look like a little furry animal died on your head, and no way would he go through the torture of a hair transplant.

When he read the ad in the shoppers guide he was totally ready. The ad was from a Dr. Barbara, and it guaranteed with a course of treatment to cure male pattern baldness or double your money back. How could he loose, he called the number in the ad, got an answering service and left his name and number. Then he waited impatiently for a call back. A day or two later the return call came and he made an appointment for the following week. The appt. secretary told him he would need several hours since he would need a complete physical to determine his status as a candidate for the program.

On the day of the appointment he showed up a half hour early. A really cute young thing ushered him into the office and gave him the ever present health history form to fill out. “Are you the nurse.” Todd asked.

“No, I’m just a poor little phlebotomist, but sometimes the doctor lets me cut the chords when we finish up.”

“Cut the chords?”

“Yeah, that’s really neat, but don’t worry about that. You’ll need to sign this release.”

“Release?”

“Yes, it gives us permission to treat you.”

“There’s no hair transplant is there?”

”Oh no, never, but sometimes it is necessary for a small surgical procedure to regrow all your hair.”

“Okay.” Trying to make sense of the release, which for all Todd understood could have been written in Urdu he gave up and signed the bottom line. “Hey Honey, what’s a bilateral thing a ma bob.”

“I’m Penny, that’s a little procedure the doctor sometimes performs to stimulate hair growth. Don’t worry about it, most men enjoy it at that stage of the treatment.”

“Enjoy being cut open.”

“Don’t worry here’s the needle, I’m going to draw your blood now, and then you go into the little room over there and fill this little bottle, you know.”

Todd had his blood drawn, peed in the bottle, then he read a three your old magazine until the doctor called him into her office.

“Hi Todd, I’m Dr. Barbara, but just call me Dr. Barb. So you want to regrow your hair.” The doctor was short, stout and very manly in appearance.

“Yep more than anything.”

“Yes a nice full head of health looking hair makes a man more attractive. But are you really committed to re-growing your hair, are you ready to go all the way as it were to have that head of healthy luxurious hair.”

“Yep whatever it takes. I don’t want a rug or hair transplant, but if you can re-grow hair some other way I’ll do whatever it takes.”

“Good, well then get undressed, completely and let me give you a good going over.”

A little embarrassed Todd disrobed, he wasn’t quite used to women doctors. Dr. Barb was through she checked him out from stem to stern. He was taken aback by the thoroughness of her inspection of his prostrate, and of his gonads. She spent considerable time on each, much longer than he had ever experienced. She finished the exam by taking close up pictures of his forehead and the crown of his head.

“Well Todd you appear to be in good shape. Of course I will check out the blood work and urine sample, but from the appearance you are in good shape.” Then she placed a large bottle of pills on the desk, perhaps two quarts in size. “This is the treatment regime, for the first 30 days I want you to take one of these tablets in the morning and one in the afternoon.”

“What about side affects?” Asked Todd, wanting to appear to be a good intelligent patient.

“There may be some, but nothing serious, these are just natural hormones that should wake up those sleeping hair follicles of yours. No see the girl out-front and make an appointment for one month from today and we will see how things go.”

This all seemed so easy to Todd, two tablets a day and a return in 30 days. So what if the doctor looked like she should be a member of dykes on bikes. Wonder is she was getting it on with the cute thing out front.

The doctor had told Todd it would take some time to see results, after all the hair didn’t fall out overnight, and it wouldn’t grow back that quickly either. So he resisted the urge to inspect his head every morning. After two weeks of the regime, he began to loose interest in his exercise routine. He also noticed that his pectorals seemed to be getting larger and very sensitive. At the beginning of the fourth week he noticed he wasn’t having his usual morning erection, the so called morning piss hardon. His trousers also seemed to be a bit tighter around the hips.

Bright and early he made arrived for his second appointment. After another go round with an out of date magazine Penny ushered him into the doctors office.

“How have you been Todd?”

Somewhat reluctantly Todd outlined his four weeks, and the little items he noticed.

“Don’t worry Todd, sometimes the hormones increase secondary sexual characteristics, the swelling in your breasts, widening of the hips, just take a warm bath and a couple of aspirin.” Smiled the doctor.

“Okay, so this is normal.”

“Each person responds to the hormones in a different way, but I would say this about normal range. Now let me give you and exam, your body fluids came back fine by the way.”

Once again Todd was examined very thoroughly.

“I do see some change in your gonads Todd, they seem to be atrophied a bit, but that is to be expected in a man your age. Now let me see your head.” Very carefully the doctor examined his head comparing the current look to the photos she had taken. “Well nothing yet Todd, but its only been 30 days. Lets give it another month, and don’t forget your commitment to regrowing your hair. If nothing else the full bilateral orchiectomy

always works.”

“If it always works why don’t you just do it up front.”

“We like to make sure of the patients commitment first. Now for the next 30 days I want you to double the dose, two tablets in the morning and two at night.”

“Okay, you’re the doctor.”

“Yes, that’s right Todd.” She grinned at him.

The new routine started off normally enough. Todd noticed he seemed to be growing tits. Then one morning looking at himself in the mirror after showering he had the strangest urge to shave his armpits. He also noticed his cock seemed to be flaccid all the time, well he needed that hair back.

About the third week he got a call from an old girl friend inviting him over for dinner at her apartment. It had been a long dry spell for Todd so he decided to take her up on it. They had a nice little dinner then she apologized. “Todd I am so sorry but there’s an old movie on TV that I desperately want to watch, An Affair to Remember, I know most men hate that film.”

In the past Todd would have cursed and stormed out of the room, but tonight it seemed like a good idea. “Hey its okay, let me stay and watch it with your.”

So he and the girl sat on the couch and watched this turgid love story of people unable to communicate with one another. Soon Todd found himself crying just like his girl friend. By the time the film reached its conclusion they had both gone through a box of tissues.

Up to this point in his life, Todd had always been a straight meat and potatoes man where sex was concerned. Get the pussy out, stick your cock in, then fuck until you cum. Tonight for the first time in his life he performed cunnilingus on this girl. He ate her until she screamed for mercy, and at no time did his cock become erect. Still at the end of the session he felt fulfilled.

It was also about this point that the yen to shave his armpits was overpowering and he did the deed. When his pits were nice and hairless, he noticed the hair on his chest conflicted with is tits, which were getting bigger every day. He decided to have his chest hair waxed off and made an appointment at a local beauty salon for this to be done.

On the fourth week it was time for another visit to Dr. Barb. The routine stayed about the same he waited and she finally called him in to her office. Disrobing she went over his body. Then concentrated on his gonads. “Well Todd anything to report on the last four weeks?”

Todd not a very open person in the past felt like talking today, and told the Dr. about his experience with his girl friend and how he had performed on her and the lack of erection when confronted with a very available open pussy.

“Sometimes the hormones have that affect, but at least you enjoyed yourself. A little muff diving never hurt anyone, its non fattening Todd.”

Todd found himself giggling at the doctors crude joke.

“Todd it does seem as if the treatment isn’t doing much more than the side affects you have mentioned, your hair is still dormant. Time to turn up the gas, this time four tablets in the morning and four in the evening, and be back in a month.”

“Whatever you say Doctor.”

“Good, we also need another specimen from you today. Penny will take you into the room next door and show you how to use an enema. For this specimen we need you cleaned out. Then we will get a semen sample from you for analysis.”

“Ah are you sure this is necessary?”

“Quite sure Todd. Penny take Todd into the room and show him the equipment.”

Penny led Todd by the hand into the large disability equipped bathroom, where there was a large enema bag filled with warm soapy water for him. “Todd you take this little thingy here and put it in you, then about half a bag of this cleaner. When you feel completely full. Then just evacuate yourself in the commode. When you have done it three or four times and the water is clear, then take a shower, let us know when your done, not need for clothes, for the sample we need you naked.”

Much to his chagrin Todd followed the directions and after shower somewhat embarrassed he knocked on the door.

“Come right in Todd, and lay down on the examining table.” Said Penny. She helped him on to the table then put his feet into stirrups spreading them wide so he was open to the world. “This is the position you will be in when the doctor does her little thing to you.”

“I’m kinda shy.” Said Todd.

“Don’t be, it’s just us girls in here and we have seen it all, up close and off. Now there is a little electrode that goes in you here.” Using a di-electric grease Penny lubricated a probe attached to an electric wire and pushed it into Todd’s anus. Then she placed a rubber tube over his penis. “Now this is gonna tingle a little Todd, but it is the fastest way to get your semen.” With another probe she touched his penis, and Todd about went through the roof.

“Geese, a little tingle, what was that.”

“Don’t get excited, it didn’t work, one more shot.” Penny hit him with a few more volts and this time his balls and prostate co-operated and he ejaculated without getting hard.

“There you go Todd all done, probably forever from the looks of things. The doctor wants you to get the equipment and start giving yourself an enema every day, just in case.”

“Just in case of what?”

“She said just in case, she didn’t say anything beyond that. But she will probably want to perform that little procedure on your next visit, I get to watch.”

“Gee that’s nice.”

So with an even larger bottle of pills Todd left, vowing to return in 30 days per the appointment. Stopping at a drug store he picked up the makings of an enma, the bag, nozzle and all that good stuff. In the past he would have been a bright red buying anything like this, but it didn’t seem like that big a deal now.

Two weeks into the new pill count, his hips were widening, and his tits getting bigger. But, his head still gleamed back at him. He was feeling moody, and would cry at the drop of a hat. His fellow workers were concerned that he was loosing it.

After about three weeks of the larger dose of hormones, Todd decided to make a night of it. He went to one of his favorite hangouts for a beer or two. The night was dark and it was pouring rain. The bar was empty except for one stranger that Todd didn’t know. After he got there beer didn’t sound good, so he ordered a white wine. The barmaid was a little surprised by his order but complied, inquiring about his health and why she had seen him in a while. Then she went back to chat with the stranger.

Todd tried to get interested in his wine, ordered another, then another, but all of this was boring so around eleven he decided to call it a night.

Running out through the pouring rain he hopped into his car. Turning on the key nothing happened, no lights, no engine, a dead battery. That’s when he checked the light switch, he had left the lights on and the battery was drained. “Shit, what dumb cunt thing to do, leaving the fucking lights on, shit.” He yelled to no one in particular. Getting out of the car he opened the hood, rain pouring down his neck.

About this time a van pulled out from behind the bar, the lights outlining Todd. The driver stopped and rolled down his window. “Problems?”

“Yeah a dead battery.”

“Well I would offer you a jump but don’t feature standing in the rain with jumper cables. Do you live nearby?”

“Yeah just a couple of blocks to my apartment.”

“Hop in then you can get your car in the morning. Maybe the battery will come back enough to get you started.”

Not wanting to get any wetter, Todd hopped into the van. The driver was a good boy scout and gave him a towel.

Todd looked around the van, it was a new one, or at least a late model, the center seat was folded down and all the way in the back was another seat. “Nice ride you got here.”

“Yeah it is isn’t it, I call it the Mayflower.”

“The Mayflower?”

“Yep, because many a little pilgrim has come across in it.”

“That’s good, listen you go straight here for two blocks and make a right and you are in the parking lot of my apartment.”

“Convenient to the bar.”

“Yes, if worse comes to worse I can walk home and avoid a dwi.”

“Good thinking, how about a little music.” The stranger turned on the FM radio, it was tuned to an easy listening station.

By the time he was through fiddling with the radio they were in the parking lot. He pulled into a space between two cars and shut the engine off. They both just sat there quietly for a couple of minutes. Todd felt strange.

“I don’t know how to thank you, I’d have been drenched walking home in this downpour.”

“Think nothing of it, amongst gentlemen this things can always be resolved. But there is one small thing you can do.” The driver slid his seat back, unbuckled his trousers and pushed them down, he freed his cock and held it up for Todd to see.

Todd’s own cock jumped at this, he stared for a second, then leaned over and took the stranger in his mouth and began to blow him. “That’s a nice way to say thank you, you can suck my balls if you like.” Moving Todd’s shirt he massaged his back then moved his hands to one the new grown tits. “Oh, what have we here, how nice she is these are real to, no silicon.”

The stangers cock hardened in Todd’s mouth and he expected to receive a mouth full of cum, when the stranger pulled him off and directed him into the back of the van. The stranger had his trousers down in a second pushed him head first into the back seat and mounted him from behind. Todd moaned as the cock went into the pit of his stomach and he pushed back. Now he knew why the doctor wanted him to have an enema everyday, somehow she knew he’d want to be fucked. The stranger was high up on his ass, moving in and out, using Todd’s tits as handles.

It was about twenty minutes of very hard fucking until the stranger shot his load into Todd. They didn’t speak after this; Todd dressed quickly and hobbled into his apartment, cum leaking down his leg.

His 90 day appointment rolled around and once again Todd set off for the doctors office. Unsure of almost everything at this point, he wondered what would happen.

Seated in her office the doctor started her exam once again requiring him to be naked. “Oh my Todd, looking at your rectum, what have you been doing you bad boy, tell me all about it.”

Todd told of the evening, car not starting, rain, stranger, blowjob and loosing his virginity to the stranger on the floor of a van. “How interesting Todd, would you like to do it again?”

“I’m not sure.”

“Well you mouth says not sure but your little cock jumped when I asked you. Now lets look at your hair.” The doctor carefully examined his scalp comparing it to the pictures taken during the first visit. “Gee Todd, I don’t know what to tell you, the secondary sexual characteristics have kicked in, but still no hair. Are you still committed to a head full of thick healthy hair.”

“Oh yes doctor, now more than ever, get my hair back please.”

“I’m glad you said that Todd, then we will do my little procedure today.”

“Doc., this little procedure, the bilateral whatisname, can you explain it to me in more layman’s terms.”

“Yes Todd, but first lets prep you, my nurse will take you into the other room and get you ready.”

“Come on Todd, lets go in the other room, I’ll fix you up so the doctor can fix you up.” Grinned Penny.

Todd still naked followed her into the adjoining bathroom. “Today Todd, I think you are ready for the full size nozzle for your enema, this is used for vagina’s normally,” said Penny as she pulled out a large nozzle, “but then you have been using that area as a vagina so whats the difference.” Penny helped Todd get the nozzle in, and giggled as his cock tried to get erect. “Oh Toddy that is so funny, you little wee wee is trying to get hard, doesn’t it know it can’t do that any more.”

“It can’t.”

“No silly, as much estrogen, female hormones as you have take, you would get hard if I blew you.” Giggled Penny.

“Is that what I have been taking to grow hair?”

“Why yes, have you ever seen a bald woman, I’m surprised you haven’t grown more hair. But then that’s why the doctor is going all the way with you.”

“All the way.”

“Yes, when the androgen treatment doesn’t work, she goes all the way if the patient truly wants hair regrown.”

“Well I truly do.”

“Well she is going all the way. Now put this mask on this will help prepare you.”

“What’s this.”

“Nitrous oxide, its an old inhaled analgesic, it will relax you and keeps you from feeling any pain.”

“This is going to hurt?”

“Maybe just a tiny bit.”

A few puffs of the gas and Todd relaxed as he drifted off and floated on a cloud like feeling. “You know the doctor is going to tell me what this little procedure is, but she skipped it.”

“Why you didn’t look it up?”

“No?”

“Why Todd she is going to castrate you.”

“Castrate?”

“Yes she is going to cut your balls off, that will stop the testosterone and with the female hormones you will have long silky shiny hair.”

“Oh my.” Todd giggled a little, “How many of her patients does she do this too.”

“Everyone that truly wants to get the hair back, it always works.” Taking Todd’s arm, “Now come with me Todd, the doctor is waiting, and you really do want to get you hair back, she needs to take your balls.”

Penny lead Todd back to the room on his unsteady legs. The doctor was gowned and gloved. “Hop up in the chair Todd and spread you legs. I’ll have those hair destroyers off you in a jiffy.”

“Okay doc.” Said Todd from somewhere far away.

“Todd if you like once I get your balls off, I can bring you back in a give you a nice feminine little cunt for all the boys to fuck.”

“Gee doc could you?”

“It would by my pleasure Todd, now hold still while I castrate you.”

Jeffrey awoke, and was disoriented for a couple of minutes. Then he remembered, he had met this girl the night before. She had brought him back to her place and fucked and sucked him till he almost passed out. What a night, never had he been with any girl this wild. He could hear her in the kitchen rattling pots and pans.

“Oh your awake honey, let me get you a cup of coffee. Bacon and eggs okay for breakfast?”

“Yeah, fine, wonderful.” Jeffrey was trying to remember her name. All he could remember was this girl with the most gorgeous head of hair he had every seen. The it was all a blur of lips on his cock and her begging him to fuck her first up front then in the back. Maybe there was a clue looking around he saw an 8 x 10 photo on the bureau, it was a man with a resemblance to the girl.

She came back in with a steaming cup of coffee. Not wanting any surprises Jeffrey asked: “Is that you brother in the picture?”

“Nope.”

“Your father?”

“Nope.”

“Now don’t tell me that’s your husband.”

“No silly, that’s me before the operation.”