The bar is the ‘Leave Behind’, a decidedly gay bar (you could tell by all the fags there, much less the picture on the sign). The only odd thing about the bar was hot little play was going on amongst the men there – a lot to my disappointment. I had had a few, hit the can, and went back to hitting on men, hoping to find one interested in play. I took it upon myself to not leave until I at least had someone grab my package.

Time passed and nothing happened – no one was interested, no one wanted to have any play of any kind. I decided it was time to leave. Take a piss first and then leave, never coming back here again.

The two urinals were full and that meant I was going to have to piss in the crapper – never the place one wants to pee in a bar, much less a gay bar, especially not since I had seen several couples go in and out of the restroom together – obvious what those lucky bastards were up to.

What I saw in the stall surprised me more than I would ever expect: a gay sex ride. It was a seat with a butt plug that you sat on, and a hole to stick your cock in. You paid a quarter to ride the thing, and seeing how I was not getting action with anyone in the bar I figured I would get some action with the sex ride.

I pulled my pants off, slapped a rubber on the plug, popped in a quarter and jumped on. The hole was large enough to insert my package – cock and balls – into at once. I did as the plug began massaging my prostate. Oh that was good, almost as good as some of the best fucks I have had; someone knew what they were doing when they made this.

As I slid my stuff into the hole I was greeted with warm, wet sucking action. There was even a licking mechanism! ‘Tongues’ slid all up and down my cock and balls. Only a few blowjobs were capable of achieving this level of pleasure. I was hard in a second and moaning deeply in pleasure; now I knew why those couples were coming in here and why I was hearing so many moans of pleasure: this thing was wonderful, the best thing to happen to sex!

As the plug milked me and the mouth sucked me I knew I could not last very long. I felt precum ooze out and knew I would be blowing in just a moment. A band wrapped around my stuff, putting pressure on me – they even put in an orgasm restrictor! Wow, this thing was better than sex, hands down and cocks up!

The pressure built as I got closer and closer to cumming. The plug was milking me for all it was worth, and the mouth was like the ten best blowjobs ever at once. I reared my head back, thrust myself onto and into the machine and had the most tremendous orgasm ever. It went on and on, the tongues bathing me and swallowing me.

Slowly I came down from it, felt the final ride of the plug and a few more licks. I leaned forward and rested for a moment before getting up on wobbly knees. And then my knees wobbled further: my package was gone! The machine cut it off and sewed me up with a nice neat little hole. My cock and balls were gone! I stared for a moment longer and in disbelief pulled my pants up. I looked into the hole and did not see it. I saw the tongues and some other mechanisms, but not my genitals. I just stared for a moment longer at the machine, my now smooth crotch, back and forth, and then left.

Still in disbelief I went to the counter to sit for a moment. A few of the couples that had gone in looked my way, and smiled – a knowing smile. The barkeep came over and greeted me with a ‘Welcome to the ‘Leave Behind’!’. Yeah, I knew now, and honestly could not wait to bring a fuck buddy here for the best orgasm he will ever have – not to mention his last – at the ‘Leave Behind’!