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"Welcome to this weeks show. As you know, on last weeks show, we prepared ‘Sweet & Sour Woman's Breasts' marinated in a lovely ginger sauce. On today's show, I'll prepare a simple hot and spicy dish with men's cock and balls. Of course, this dish really only feeds one person, so be sure that you're willing to go hungry while your partner gets all the enjoyment."
At the center of the stage was an attractive woman in her early to mid thirties with long, tied back, blonde hair, blue eyes. She was nearly naked, and would have been had she not been wearing an apron. Occasionally, one of her firm, massive breasts would pop out the side and flash the audience. Of to the right of her stood a darkly tanned man with black hair. He was totally naked. His massive (nearly twelve inch long) dick and massive round balls were on the chopping block in front of him. "Now, of course, this recipe is really only for those willing to endure something really hot in their diet. We start with fresh crushed jalapenos mixed in a generous quantity of oil. Now, as you know, I like to marinate my meat fresh." She walked over to the man. In her hands she held the oil and a hypodermic needle. These she placed on the table and picked up a bander. "Now, we must start by banding the man." Which she did, two bands separated by only a small amount of space "See how it turns all purplish with the blood and lack of oxygen?" "Will I need to tie you up James?" "No ma'am, I can take the pain." "As you all know, I'm not using and recommend against using any pain killers in the preperation of any of my recipes as it does tend to ruin the taste. Now, to begin the marinading." With that, she began to inject the jalapeno oil into his penis starting near the base and working towards the head. She then injected a generous amount into each testie. "Now, I enjoy this recipe with yellow rice, which I should just start preparing right about now." She moved away from James, who was beginning to sweat from the pain. She rapidly set the rice out to boil. She moved back to James. "OK, it's been a few minuets, that should be enough for the flavoring to move through most of the tissue." She made a quick hand signal to the medical crew just off camera. James looked like he was just about to pass out. She picked up her favorite carving knife. "Now, as you know, try to make the cut quick and nearly painless. As you know, I do not like excess cruelty to our volunteers." With a quick wrist flick, she cut between the two bands cleanly severing James's pride and joy from his body. She then seared the open end of the package to keep the blood in and removed the band. She removed the sac from the balls and the outer casing. She then rapidly diced it up along with the penis. "Now, it is very important that the heat be on medium when you begin to fry these suckers, and always use virgin olive oil in the process." She tossed the pieces in the frying pan and quickly sauteed them. After draining the pot, she laid it all out and let the audience enjoy a little bit of James. And Kelly, the host, finally broke free to close the show. "And be sure to tune in next week when we'll learn to prepare one of my favorite dishes: Steak pie, peas, and chips. Night all!"
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